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Jim Hartley

@jhdeer.bsky.social
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Rated "tolerably strange" by a jury of my peers. More kinks than the average senior citizen. #deer #furry FA: furaffinity.net/user/jimhartley/

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to... so at least make it funny while you do it.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Pongo from 101 Dalmatians: Surprised & Smiling
Alt: Pongo from 101 Dalmatians, smiling and hypnotized.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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TheAbbeyRoadie | Commissions Open! @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The brainrot on the dead bird app is a LOT, guys…
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So I actually got curious, and the actor here (Fred Krause) actually lived to 92 years old (2015)! Served during WWII, no other credits on IMDB.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong 80-year-old Home Alone 2 actor.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's a "slut machine" quip here somewhere.
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muncie @muncie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ladies, please
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Indy before Indy... which would've been some amazing shared "can't forget my hat" canon if Henry Jones were Irish instead of Scottish, but alas.
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Indiana Jones: This Is Intolerable (Sean Connery)
Alt: Clip from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Henry Jones Sr. (Sean Connery) saying "This is intolerable!"
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If it weren't for my job, I'm pretty sure Bluesky would be my only IRL social account left that I regularly check (outside of very specific subreddits).
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Text on a starry blue background: "Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You mean they're NOT supposed to sound like the flight deck of an aircraft carrier?
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
...I'm convinced that "Amadose + hot hippo + anal vore" was lab-grown to leave me short-circuited in the best way. 🔥
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Flamm/e Clade -> BLFC @flammtay.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
When you go for a kiss And you slip past their lips That's a voré
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Conejito @conejito.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
the ancient texts must be honored
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#Vore Day, you say?
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 05/08/2026
THIS IS WHY!!!! WE CALL!!! GREAT JOB EVERYONE 🩷 KOSA did pass the house but remember the senate has a conflicting version. Keep calling, it matters!
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How your email finds my braincell:
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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Jacob (The Coaster Composer) @rct3isepic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I had a realization yesterday that The Sorcerer's Apprentice is a great allegory for Generative AI. Mickey pawns off work to an autonomous force only to have that force mindlessly use keep doing that very thing and destroy everything while using up plenty of perfectly good water in the process
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Gordon Ramsay: The Flavors Are There!
Alt: Gordon Ramsay: The Flavors Are There!
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Babe, you stole my heart! (Holy shit please give it back)"
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm now convinced Bryan Johnson here must be a relative of Cave.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
...Okay but I sent that EXACT 4-panel meme to a friend a few weeks ago when he was making ramen. (He didn't lose his appetite, just for the record.)
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Palaeo @palaeosinensis.com · 21/07/2026
Definitely applies to art as well as science.
Screen caps of Mrs Frizzle from the Magic School bus. Relevant quote says, “If at first you don’t succeed, find out why. “
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This could be for anyone, really.
A card with a sombrero and poncho-wearing Chihuahua saying "ADIOS!" under a "Loss of Loved One" slot on a card shelf.
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't lose y'all's job folks keep it on the group chat. Add me tho 🥴😉
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Accursed Dirt Beast 🔞 @aftermoles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Furries returning to the hellsite for a couple months, then popping back into Bluesky to hit us with the ol' "lol I forgot this place existed":
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
To be fair, certain Anthrocon rooms feature some pretty solid snakes.
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witchbit — 𐂂 @switchbit.co · 01/07/2026
instead of drawing several deer with tiny flags, this year i drew one deer several times with a big flag i did not think this one through anyway, happy pride!
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We salute honkers in this household. 🫡
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Spatchadont 🔞 @spatchadont.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Here's a version with the artist's name
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
29-team NTC lists these days, and the remaining 3 are just the "daring today, aren't we?" Squidward meme.
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🎃 Timber, But Spooky~ 🎃 @timberpuppers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A cake with rainbow sprinkles and "BIRTH" messily written in red all-caps.
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just checked, happened to me as well... might be time to open the ol' ⚙️ icon and make sure.
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deersphoric clocky doe ⚧︎ @mfingdeergirl2sday.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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