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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham

@jgriffingraham.bsky.social
2.1K followers 2.7K following 3.8K posts

Author of the VERONICA MARS books and the upcoming YA thriller THE FALL OF IRIS HENLEY. She/her.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 17h
Today one of my podcasts had a regional Paxton ad that was 100% a fictionalized case in which he stepped in and halted child trafficking. Like, made up entirely, spouted as if fact. No one can prevent him from doing this.
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Sara Cress @saracress.bsky.social · 17h
This is some damning stuff on Ken Paxton, especially in the wake of the Cornell situation. These high school athletes raped their teammates and weren't punished at all.
"In 2017, police arrested 13 varsity athletes at La Vernia High, in a case in which at least 10 individuals were allegedly raped and sodomized. The arrests were connected to a hazing ritual in which varsity athletes across multiple sports were accused of sodomizing their younger teammates with instruments including baseball bats and carbon dioxide tanks, KSAT-TV reports.

The Texas Attorney General’s Office took charge of criminal prosecutions in the case to avoid conflicts of interest and to ensure absolute impartiality, according to media reports.

In one instance, three basketball players were accused of holding down a 15-year-old boy while one of the alleged perpetrators raped him with a flashlight. In another case, three upperclassmen allegedly forced a 15-year-old student onto a locker room floor and raped him using a Gatorade bottle, KSAT reports, citing court documents.

Paxton’s office offered plea deals to ten of the accused. Under those deals, all would avoid jail time and were eligible to have the charges expunged from their records, court records showed, according to records obtained by the Current.

Nine of the defendants accepted their plea deal and avoided jail time, court records obtained by the Current indicate."
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 18h
Saying something like “low-carb snacks” is actually insane to me If it’s low carb it isn’t a snack
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 19h
I desperately wish my subconscious would have a little more faith in my capacity for self-reflection; i do not need to dream that my friends are going to secret parties without me to know that my attachment style is Anxious-Ambivalent
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the tiniest bit of consolation that, knowing the food service homies, these men will never again eat fecal -free food
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let’s even indulge the thought that there is a social contagion aspect to gender. My response to that is who fucking cares.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 27/09/2026
You taught me language, and my profit on’t Is, I know how to curse.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moon big
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i couldn’t be more ready for the season to properly begin
a two panel screenshot of a traditional local weather man map, but the weather man is a skeleton. top panel he’s saying “as you can see here”
and bottom panel he’s saying “it’s gonna get pretty spooky"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I miss every friend I’ve ever had.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have covid and I’m bored and all this website has to offer is iced coffee???
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen is 77. Seen here looking like a guy in Twin Peaks who’s telling Coop that the birds fly backwards over the town between 1.22am - 2.22am.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
gdi
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sad
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All right Cascadia Subduction Zone you have 24 more hours to try to take me out
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Austin friends: take care of each other. If you can’t go to the protests or provide direct support, this is a time to think about other ways to connect with your community, because it’s all connected.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
FAFO aside, his shock is a great distillation of how whiteness as a social construct is built around shattering communal understanding of our interconnected human ecosystem in favor of a mythical individualism How whiteness leaves its adherents defenseless against our shared oppressors: capitalists
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized
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hplovescats @hplovescats.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
Picture of Tom Cardy, Internet musician with a passel of hilarious tunes on his YouTube. One song in particular is extremely relevant to this joke.
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yet another spectacular autumnal fit of 80s cinema
Carrie Fisher holding a big stupid gun in THE BLUES BROTHERS. She is wearing a pair of russet slacks and a cardigan with russet and dark green stripes and chevrons against a cream-colored base.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fat Bear Week has returned – and the salmon are swimming for their lives
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Fat Bear Week has returned – and the salmon are swimming for their lives
The public will, for the 12th year in a row, vote for the fattest of brown bears in Alaska’s Katmai national park
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t get why some prominent Republicans are yelling at Bo French for stating Republican Party policy
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We are learning about rainy days
All three kittens snuggled up
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Michael K. Williams as Omar Little in The Wire. A black man with in baggy jeans a trench coat and a Kevlar vest with the barrel of a shotgun showing under the coat. Walking down a street in Baltimore.
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“There’s a public library mug full of acorns on the table, which strikes me as extremely on brand in this household.” —My housemate, speaking truth
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To the woman at the coffee shop with the Birkenstocks, Lululemon leggings, and Cannibal Corpse t-shirt: there will never be a moment I don’t feel kinship with someone as chaotic as you.
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gather ye round, children, for the annual Telling of the Facts
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
History and Classics Dads, does anyone have a Mabinogion edition they recommend? Would also take recommendations on pre-Christian or early-Christian Wales, if you’ve got ‘em
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I took down my Talarico yard sign. I’m still going to vote for him. Ken Paxton is basically a wet tube of greasy trash. But I’m not going to cheer on someone who won’t consistently pledge to protect trans kids.
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In process of doing this I was able to articulate for the first time that in my family there was “drunk and mentally unwell [fun]” and “drunk and mentally unwell [a problem]” and I couldn’t figure out that spectrum based on the apparent consensus.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boycott is still on. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There already is a Catholic Batman and his name is Daredevil.
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have never seen a Nathan Fiedler thing. If I were gonna, is there one that’s extra good or is the consensus that he is actually just a monster?
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a wise woman once told me that revolutions are cause by rising expectations, unmet. the argument that everything is better than ever is overshadowed by the yearning knowledge that it would actually be -Good- if we weren't constantly getting screwed by avaricious greedheads.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 06/09/2026
The eternal autistic bisexual dilemma
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Elmo: it’s monster time!
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tonight’s family watch
Poster for STAR WARS IV: THE VOYAGE HOME with Kirk and Spock being teleported right into 1980s San Francisco
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One annoying thing about the current political climate is realizing my most irritating commie friends from college were right, god I bet they’re so smug right now
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know the meme format is “I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re…” but for the record autistic Halloween is no joke either. My house is currently researching period-accurate Great Lakes freighter captain looks of the early 70s.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
someone will make fifty zillion all the moneys when they figure out how to make musicals: the video game or i guess video game: the musical
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OK, men don’t get to write comics anymore until we figure out what’s going on
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