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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
In art criticism it’s important to ask yourself “is this good, or am I just the precise target audience for it?” Sometimes the answer is both, and sometimes it’s impossible to know.
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
October is for cinema
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 movie poster
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Wow forget about the ants, I just hit a ground hornet nest and somehow got clear without getting stung and I attribute my swift reaction to this heavy metal preparation.
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Pumping up before mowing the field filled with fire ants
All Out War album cover
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This place is awesome because it’s like talking directly to a wall.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If a SINGLE major media org could do a story on NSPM-7, that’d be great !!!
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Rick Springfield is playing a casino here soon and now during every tv commercial break I gotta hear that annoying song with my name in it.
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Forgot they’ve been filming a netflix show in town and thought we got invaded by Texas for a second
Texas flag at a police station in New Mexico
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Wife wants me to go “fix” her aunt’s tv which is always an adventure because she’s basically a southwestern artist version of Livia Soprano.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Sept 30 vs Oct 1
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hey, so far October is looking bleak. If you know anybody who needs a video editor with 25 years of film, network TV, cable TV and Fortune 500 corporate video experience, DM your boy and I'll show you my reel
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2025
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Got the smallest tattoo I’ve ever had at the skatepark fundraiser and it’s so tiny and healed so fast that I forget it’s there and chuckle every time I see it.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ask not how your Hamburger can Help you, but you can Help your Hamburger -John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
30 years of wrecking my body on a skateboard has culminated in me spraining my wrist putting away a cast iron pan.
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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
“my boss, who has never worked a day in his life, made me fly across the country for an in-person to tell me to wash my balls”
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Asked about Trump's new directive (NSPM-7) targeting "anti-Christian," "anti-capitalism" and "anti-American" speech, Sen. Elissa Slotkin says she hasn't read it. YOU'RE ON THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE, IT IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB TO OVERSEE THESE THINGS
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The feral kitty living on our porch has a new favorite hobby of catching birds and bringing them to the front doormat for shredding and the minute I clean it up she gets mad and goes to get another one.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
this whole administration operates on underpants gnome logic. shit like step 1: fire disloyal generals step 2: ??? step 3: we stay winning
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
My buddy’s retired dad would sit in a chair all day watching victory at sea and the weather channel at absurd volumes while complaining about how McDonald’s was intentionally messing up his order. Same vibes tbh.
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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
And to my kids I leave 300 hours of cellphone footage of me missing flatground 360 flips
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
She Help on my Ham til I Burger
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Fall weather got all the hornets extra aggro and buddy you don’t gotta be like that I’m just trying to pick vegetables over here.
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I’m an israeli artist from israel and this is my art. it’s a sculpture of my hero mr elon musk
a horrible looking creature that looks like a fucked up version of Elon musk
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Nice hamburger asshole looks like it could Help a lot of people
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 28/09/2025
An image of a bluesky post: 
Alex Blechman

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the "Night Of One Thousand Screams." Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation
Opportunities
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Gotta go to dinner with a bunch of in-laws but it’s a rare rain day which is gonna throw a monkey wrench in my drip game.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.
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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Guy with the last name Hawk always selling something is one of the least surprising things ever.
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
lol don't worry about the fascism guys the bitchmade brigade rides at dawn to do some serious finger waggin and uncomfortable scowling
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Just caught a week in twitmo, what’s good over here?
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Obama in '08
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
These are the last words Apollo astronauts heard before liftoff
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
One of my buddies was in a Colorado Lottery commercial skating D Park and I’m going insane trying to find it with zero success.
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Jamie @jamiecarey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
troy gipson from jolie rouge by alex greenberg www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7-A...
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Left to liberals: "if you guys keep doing what you're doing, this specific bad thing that we both agree is bad will happen" *bad thing happens* Liberals to Left: "I hope you're happy that you got what you wanted"
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/01/2025
they say revolutionaries should act out of love rather than hate, but i got a few years of hate built up and i'm not gonna let it go to waste
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
As true today as it was then
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hey remnants of skatetwitter, you out there? I think I just locked down the slow impact pass and my wife even wants to come! Pretty hyped right now.
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Exactly
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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Polar Express is so unrealistic there’s no way America would build a train line that extensive.
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Haven’t been here in a long minute so I figured you should know that I’m about to break a personal boundary by going to the store in sweatpants. You heard it here first.
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally?
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
This is the only time an artistic hardcore spinoff worked (ducks).
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 29/07/2023
Every government’s real policy for the climate crisis
Still from Juiced Media “Honest Government Ad” video. Background text reads “GET F***** USED TO IT”
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
what is hell yeah
jeopardy champs say they won't cross picket line in support of show's writers

at least five contestants slated for the upcoming tournament of champions announced they won't participate if the WGA strike continues into the fall
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Jepps @jesspeebee.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Hey do we like plants and flowers and stuff over here?
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