Reposted by Jessica TwentymanJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 05/06/2026Hyper-efficient babes in YOUR AREA have already BROKEN UP WITH YOU 644783
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Yes, it's broken Britain, where deluded self-styled patriots are manipulated into believing they're taking back a country that never really existed, from an imaginary enemy who didn't take it away, to benefit populist demagogues who don't care about people other than themselves. 36023
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Go ahead and slam journalists when they deserve it. I certainly do. But also realize that New York Times journalists Declan Walsh and Arlette Bashizi willingly traveled to an Ebola ward in the Democratic Republic of Congo in order to inform the world. Many journalists are heroes. (NYT gift link)nytimes.comInside the Ebola Epicenter, the Virus Rages With Little to Stop It 251489412
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanMad Makhno🏴☠️ Antifa Fella @madmakhno.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I remember when this was supposed to be a hoax. Life was better then... 41451021886
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Absolutely 💯 Agree…. 779194145086
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanDr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Women messing with men's heads du jour, #1: Judith prepares to decapitate Holofernes. By Tintoretto of Venice, whose day is today. 110313
Jessica Twentyman @jessicatwentyman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Sound ON for Puppy Mozart Appreciation Club: 300
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 637228795840
Jessica Twentyman @jessicatwentyman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026My Dutch friend told me yesterday that, in the Netherlands, these are known as engelse drop (‘English liquorice’) and I think this might be the most patriotic I’ve ever felt in my life. 010
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I don’t know if there’s anything in "The Art of the Deal" about negotiating with a foreign power by using the strategy of shitting your pants and running away, because I haven't read "The Art of the Deal." There again, neither has Donald Trump. 1235
Reposted by Jessica Twentymanlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it 10586157
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanSpelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026On the tube 71137713654
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanElizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026There is a statue of author Alex Haley in East Knoxville, TN. Knox County just removed Roots from all school libraries.wate.comAlex Haley’s “Roots” to be removed from Knox County Schools librariesKNOX COUNTY, Tenn. (WATE) — Alex Haley’s book “Roots” is included in an updated list of book titles to be removed from Knox County Schools libraries. The schools previously remove… 29936001939
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a... 58582682265
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanTammy Komoff @tammykomoff.bsky.social · 13/05/2026My bachelor’s degree in a nutshell. 😆 22380091173
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you missed the king's speech in parliament, simply imagine an elderly man dressed as a Christmas decoration being mildly bewildered as he finds himself reading out an insipid Guardian editorial to a Downton Abbey cosplay party. 14810
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 12/05/2026A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate. 442245683
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"yes it's a beautiful 7 bed Grade II listed Manor House situated on the River Avon and enjoying 54 acres of gardens and grounds" "just one question" "no you can't change the village name" www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...rightmove.co.ukCheck out this 7 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove7 bedroom detached house for sale in Wilsford Cum Lake, Salisbury, Wiltshire, SP4 for £7,900,000. Marketed by Savills, Residential and Country Agency 1411728
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanDarren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"okay, knobs! listen up!" 663133351
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanIan Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Yet over-babied in the White House. 0176
Reposted by Jessica Twentyman🦇💀 Rigg-or Mortis 💀🦇 @rigg.lgbt · 11/05/2026If someone drops a glass and it breaks in the pub everyone must cheer loudly and at least one person must shout "SACK THE JUGGLER". 091
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanMyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 11/05/2026Legend says they’re still looking for the ball.. 😂 1232961
Reposted by Jessica Twentymantrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026vegetable rights & peace 2463
Jessica Twentyman @jessicatwentyman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Woah. I mean, families CAN be complicated, but. 000
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanDr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 09/05/2026When you roll back voting rights, rewrite slavery in textbooks, purge Black leadership from government jobs, deny Black farmers resources, and criminalize Black political organizing - that’s not “policy disagreement.” That’s suppression. Yes: this is an assault. Systemic. Coordinated. Relentless. 11251133
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville. 55305713247
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Well that’s a little on the nose. Message I just received from the New York City Bar Association: 893405949
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this: 9473051609
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026What if the real Kennedy curse was RFK Junior this whole time? 541322417
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I remain, Sir, Ever yours, 25660115
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Deploring Israel's actions as a state isn't antisemitic. Attacking Jews and symbols of Jewish culture in supposed retaliation for Israel's actions is however *textbook* antisemitism and these are not complicated thoughts to simultaneously hold in one's head. 151854530
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanRhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 07/04/2026Just breaking up the timeline 1716030
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 29/04/2026King Charles should enforce family peace the mafia way: give Harry the US podcasting business while keeping total control of reigning, smiling and waving. William to run extortion and baldness. Edward gets the overpriced jam racket. Andrew to hide in a Sicilian village until the heat dies down. 2264
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanDr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 26/04/20262/2 Baby J carrying cross, zooming in through window at Annunciation. Cheerful! 0583
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Journalists who are still attending the WHCD this year don't seem to get just how much things have changed. It isn't 1998. You're not going to pose for cute photos with the West Wing stars at "nerd prom." You're enabling a regime who's assaulting your own profession & you're torching your career. 377133593074
Jessica Twentyman @jessicatwentyman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026As her brothers wrestle, Flora’s face sums up mood of women everywhere 020
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Hmm, I wonder why…washingtonpost.comCDC won’t publish report showing covid shots cut likelihood of hospital visitsThe report, which had cleared the agency’s scientific-review process, had been delayed. It now won’t be published at all, people familiar with the decision told The Post. 4332311046
Jessica Twentyman @jessicatwentyman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Fifth and final lamb of Spring 2026. A little girl. 010
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanDr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Today's artist without a (known) birthday: Jacob Gerritsz. Cuyp of Dordrecht. Painter of portraits, animal and human. Here, his own jolly twin daughters, in their little chairs & holding their teethers. 313521
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanEddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The CEO of Palantir's UK arm is Oswald Mosley's grandson, incidentally. 35421
Jessica Twentyman @jessicatwentyman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Puppies! Dumped in a cardboard box, but now cared for in my shelter and having a lot of fun. 000
Jessica Twentyman @jessicatwentyman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026At seven years old, Pirata has only just learnt to sit on command. Why? Because until a few months ago, she was kept on a chain by her owner for YEARS. Here in my shelter, where she’s safe and loved, she’s very proud to show off her new skill. 959634
Reposted by Jessica TwentymanJon Worth @jonworth.eu · 12/04/2026I know it’s amusing to say Vance lost the election for Orbán, but he didn’t. This win for Magyar has been brewing a *long time*, and the anger is deeper towards Putin than towards Trump 819931