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Nach Snooch

@jesscrumble.bsky.social
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 6h
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 7h
so like does getting on T make your hair grow faster cuz my barber was SHOCKED today
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10h
What's wrong with whores?
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 16h
and they say lex doesn't have the juice anymore
lex post: seeking stones. looking for smooth stones and rocks near lincoln square today. lmk!

reply: weird thing to post after you ghosted me after I fed you poppers and fisted you

me: omg?? omg????????????
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 16h
god i should've been in chicago when i was more sapphic cuz the butch4butch masc4masc realness is STRONG here. city of big shoulders
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got ma'am'd at tguy book club.... ur lucky im bigender, kid
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is what we deal with😩
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brendan (mathematician redux era) @bear.bzky.team · 30/07/2026
*remembering my trans friends don't like the word 'folks' or being called brave* you guys are fucking cowards
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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🔺hierarchy of needs🔺 @maslowbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i need pro gamer-breakfast
image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "i need pro gamer-breakfast"
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
god forbid i fumble this wildly hot tguy who dm'd back 🙏
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they say he's acquiring boystink
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026
Guys let’s all inject exogenous hormones and change our sexes
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it finally happened... met a trans woman with my govvy name
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 23/10/2025
thursday
a meme of Wilson from House MD that says "It's boypussy thursday. are you boypussying?" Duke Nukem ?? is in the background
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Very unkind and unnecessary.
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me and my boyfriend when we eat out btw
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
average bluesky user
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
eiffel towering? um. what about twin towering? open couples, consider letting me be the plane to your world trade center. Never forget
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Alls @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Everybody needs two girlfriends (for the towers) a wife (for the pentagon) and a toxic situationship that burns out (flight 93)
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𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚☆𝙂𝙖𝙮 @gingapup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes.
short, humanoid furless purple cat man, Beerus, and tall feminine blue man, Whis, from Dragon Ball.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
when you claim to be working on yourself but actually you've been back on some bullshit
spirit halloween sign getting covered up with a spirit halloween sign
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julie celeris 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the text at the end of an ffxiv patch be like
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
saw my gay discords blow up on my phone when the dolly parton news hit during lunch break and then literally minutes later i see the one other trans guy in my class look at HIS phone with horror,
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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shmeric 🐌🐌 @ FLASHBACK XX79 🤖🛼 @shmuffalo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, I'm boy crazy. I'm constantly thinking about masculinity, who gets granted and denied manhood, the spectrum and peculiarities of male friendship, and a broadening definition of being a man.
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 21/08/2026
If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ok but like queer former phlebotomists like this will just say and do things that make them sound like vampires. like the one i hooked up with who commented on how i have "really nice veins" and wanted to go on a graveyard date at night with me
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
nothing makes my titties feel huge more than trying to bind with trans tape
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pal @sunrespecter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This discourse has been sitting here for weeks now and the smell is getting really unbearable can one of you Please take it out
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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
shout out to the Louvre
statue of Hermaphrodite at Musée du Louvre in Paris. a marble sculpture of a human laying on a mattress; they have short hair, breasts, and a penis
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Tanat (making Building Relationships) Boozayaangool @tanatb.housefuckinggame.com · 19/08/2026
The Communist Manifesto by music_kid67 listed on AO3 with tags "Hurt No Comfort", "History", "Everyone is Gay", and "Found Family". The preview reads "So many people don't know what the Communist manifesto is or they didn't learn ab it in school so I'm putting it on ao3 so it's accessible to a lot of people"
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
just went to a pop-up all-tboy strip show. god being in a big city rules
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
he is so moe
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
getting flashbanged by a feeld dm opening with "Hello twink,"
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Strap part 1/2 (repost)
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 08/05/2026
I don't use grindr but Stella does, which means I only get the greatest hits of messages, like this
A Grindr message that reads: Hey there .
I'm a big fat freak with a
fantasy for shrinking to the size of a fat little mouse. What do you think the world would be like if all the fat dudes like me suddenly shrink to just a few inches tall?
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m a tornado chaser. There’s basically nothing I won’t do to fuck a tornado.
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if i had a nickel for each time i made friends with a trans guy on lex by DMing about how we both own lizards i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the YMCA has a nobody in the bukkake being able to cum problem
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
hate when I’m all horned up and can’t think of a plot-relevant reason to have sex. the hornier I am the harder it is to concentrate on advancing the story
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
regarding the discourse of the merits of sex in modern feature films:
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
a text message conversation in which the recipient is told "I'm breaking up with you," and they respond by posting a photo of a bionicle figure followed by "GRRR!" the sender asks "What?" and is told, in simple terms, "angry bionicle"
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
oh my god guys this is so embarrassing but is 'female' the boy one or the girl one
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
telling the people what needs to be said
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Now you listen to me, mister
I work for a livin'. 🇺🇸 And i mean real work, not writin' down gobbledygook. 🦅 I provide the people of this community with Boys and Boy accessories. houghh, when I think of all my hard-earned cum goin' ta a bunch of little twink-boy posters like you, it just makes me wanna
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