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Nach Snooch

@jesscrumble.bsky.social
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
good morning
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
so like does getting on T make your hair grow faster cuz my barber was SHOCKED today
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
woah woah woah hey. some of us are men, too
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What's wrong with whores?
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
and they say lex doesn't have the juice anymore
lex post: seeking stones. looking for smooth stones and rocks near lincoln square today. lmk!

reply: weird thing to post after you ghosted me after I fed you poppers and fisted you

me: omg?? omg????????????
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sorry ladies... or you're welcome ladies.... everyone's families here used to be steelworkers and butchers,
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
chicago is so butch that girls are on lex here like "is anyone... ANYONE here femme4femme" midwest mascs come to the PNW they desperately need you there......
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
god i should've been in chicago when i was more sapphic cuz the butch4butch masc4masc realness is STRONG here. city of big shoulders
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jeez keep it in the gutter sid 🙄
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got ma'am'd at tguy book club.... ur lucky im bigender, kid
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is what we deal with😩
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brendan (mathematician redux era) @bear.bzky.team · 30/07/2026
*remembering my trans friends don't like the word 'folks' or being called brave* you guys are fucking cowards
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i mean that's what they were for originally
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🔺hierarchy of needs🔺 @maslowbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i need pro gamer-breakfast
image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "i need pro gamer-breakfast"
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
god forbid i fumble this wildly hot tguy who dm'd back 🙏
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what are people's favourite deodorant
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they say he's acquiring boystink
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026
Guys let’s all inject exogenous hormones and change our sexes
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it finally happened... met a trans woman with my govvy name
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 23/10/2025
thursday
a meme of Wilson from House MD that says "It's boypussy thursday. are you boypussying?" Duke Nukem ?? is in the background
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
carnivorous twink who eats raw beef and sober vegetarian bear short circuits the average waiter's mind
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Very unkind and unnecessary.
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me and my boyfriend when we eat out btw
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
average bluesky user
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
morrowind ass dialogue
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this one doing mad numbers on lex btw
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
are we not in america? Enough with that french shit
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
eiffel towering? um. what about twin towering? open couples, consider letting me be the plane to your world trade center. Never forget
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
★ You play killer7 at my apartment while I do whatever I want. - m4m

skinny, 6'2",  hiv/hsv/hpv negative, drinks Mountain Dew, drugs videogames, smokes cock, age: 20, Koller7

This may or may not be a sex ad. I don't know yet. It's not important. What is important is that I need a young man, between 18 and 29, to get over here and spend many hours of his time playing killer7 on my GameCube, because it is brilliant, and because no dick he ever sucks or strokes or receives will ever be as important as experiencing killer7. I am offering you the chance to improve your life, at no cost to you aside from some of your time. I expect this to be ongoing, because killer7 is way too fucking long (it took me ~20 hours to clear) and you simply must see the ending. It's a deliciously demented mental orgasm.

You must be at least 18 because killer7 is an M-rated game featuring extreme violence and adult themes. You must be no older than 29 because killer7 is the voice of our generation, and the surrealistic sociopolitical dialogue cutscenes interspersed with shallow rail shooting will surely not resonate with middle-aged audiences outside of Japan. You must be a man because uhhhhhhhhhhh videogames.

All those naked pictures of me are because I may or may not be naked during this. You are not here for me. You are here to play killer7, and only to play killer7, and you must not let me distract you from killer7. It is a singleplayer game so I will not be playing it with you. I might watch you. I might rub you, I might blow you. I might take a shower with the door open. I might fall asleep. I might play a different videogame or read a book. I might leave my apartment and go somewhere to eat. Don't expect anything out of this other than to be amazed by killer7.

If you seem awkward and unwilling to fully immerse yourself in Suda51's wacky and wonderful cel-shaded post-9/11 fantasyland. I will turn you away. Serious replies ONLY.

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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Selflover @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Everybody needs two girlfriends (for the towers) a wife (for the pentagon) and a toxic situationship that burns out (flight 93)
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𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚☆𝙂𝙖𝙮 @gingapup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes.
short, humanoid furless purple cat man, Beerus, and tall feminine blue man, Whis, from Dragon Ball.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
when you claim to be working on yourself but actually you've been back on some bullshit
spirit halloween sign getting covered up with a spirit halloween sign
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
adbiba shorts
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julie celeris 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the text at the end of an ffxiv patch be like
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is the only one I've seen that tries to do a little something 🤷🏻‍♂️ www.cantiqla.com/products/hal...
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Half Moon Binder
Everything will ship within  7-12 business days, we accept exchanges of UNWORN items only (please read our exchange policy for more details) Awhile ago we were asked if we could make a binder that was...
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the glasses frame yr face really well btw
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
saw my gay discords blow up on my phone when the dolly parton news hit during lunch break and then literally minutes later i see the one other trans guy in my class look at HIS phone with horror,
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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shmeric 🐌🐌 @ FLASHBACK XX79 🤖🛼 @shmuffalo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, I'm boy crazy. I'm constantly thinking about masculinity, who gets granted and denied manhood, the spectrum and peculiarities of male friendship, and a broadening definition of being a man.
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
u can rent space in freud's real house for events. there's a nice backyard there u could probably theoretically have a grill out at too. not sure if this is useful information
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Nach Snooch @jesscrumble.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jesus Christ
14th century psalter for Bonne of Luxembourg depicting Jesus' vaginal stab wound. Metropolitan  Museum of Art.
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