jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026not to mog or anything but i think going on T might actually be clearing my acne 230
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026honestly kind of rude of instagram to show me a reel about how cantonese men have higher incidence of male pattern baldness, a week after i start T 010
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026so here's the thing... majimafication CAN go further 151
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jim'llpaintit 51095298
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863801686
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time. 2643101496
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482111907
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video. 241618804
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at 16184411591
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore 15276551887
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026went to a friend's "reverse housewarming" party in which we drank and fucked around in an emptied apartment. met like 20 trans women. it's so awesome, you can talk to these girls about dragon's dogma n shit 150
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 168161098
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam 1731181196
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃Sullivan @dimosar.bsky.social · 14/11/2024 WHAT IF #EARTHSEA HAD WHATSAPP?? 38525
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026collected a cool beach rock for #skinkspeedwagon while i was in the UK and now he uses it like a pillow 032
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread 582070756
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/08/2026why don't you open the window and take a little kitten nap in a sunbeam you piece of shit 10493120
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my hair is already kind of approaching goro majima.... guys...what if...hear me out 350
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 16/08/2026F’ed around and made a disco hot dog 542184438
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026learning guy stuff. had my bf tie me a tie in several different ways and discovered that the lines between plain office worker, japanese salaryman, jehovah's witness, and post-punk boy band member are razor thin 060
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026me when the two names i'm mistaken for are Gus and Jesse: 120
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i regard water as dry 6141721152
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this bit from the latest deltarune newsletter honestly does a stunningly good job of explaining why I felt like experiencing Homestuck as it came out was the ideal way to do so and why it will never be the same again 211022221
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 02/08/2026this is what it feels like to be a trans man btw 37616
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026cracked open a double yolk egg today. call that double yolked up on a thursday afternoon 050
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026this what they give u at the chinese restaurant if they see you're wasian 050
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026a himedanshi won the fields medal... the limitless power of yuri 120
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026cashier today told me he knew me from twitter and said him and his partner still use “the butter’s penthouse” 😭 1019065718
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 28/07/2026rockpapershotgun.comToxic yuri story Kaschei is a marvelous free visual novel that turns your Downloads folder into a little labyrinth of mirrorsKaschei is an elaborately networked mess of jaggedy emotions and forms, created for Toxic Yuri VN Jam 2. 05528
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel 45137814014
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃Randall @revuestarlight.net · 21/07/2026thank you so much king of the hill for having hank show his phone screen like this 121220396
jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026didn't post too much about my time in london but here's me on the freud couch replica in sigmund freud's house (which has the real couch too) 121
Reposted by jess🦎Joose🧃🍰 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 haunches🐇🐀 @voidflame.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Everyone always talks about the other but I think we should also cherish when you're talking to someone and you can feel this happening 1236681548