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Mom @milph.mom · 27/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid V(isual Concepts)
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not to mog or anything but i think going on T might actually be clearing my acne
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
honestly kind of rude of instagram to show me a reel about how cantonese men have higher incidence of male pattern baldness, a week after i start T
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so here's the thing... majimafication CAN go further
Straight to Hell Apparel Richards black snakeskin bootEngraved Silver Boot Tips
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
round 2 of majimamaxxing with the barber
me in a yellow raincoat, teal button up and star bolo tie and a fresh cut that looks kinda like goro majima from yakuza
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we finally putting the juice into the joose
closeup of my new t-gel prescription from walgreens
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
went to six flags for the first time last night
me right after riding the wrath of rakshasa with a headache. I'm wearing the "you are not immune to propaganda" garfield shirt and the propaganda booty shortsaccidentally spinny selfie
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is how bad the canadian economy is rn
Canada Cheese Coin at the Richmond night market
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at
a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
went to a friend's "reverse housewarming" party in which we drank and fucked around in an emptied apartment. met like 20 trans women. it's so awesome, you can talk to these girls about dragon's dogma n shit
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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Sullivan @dimosar.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
WHAT IF #EARTHSEA HAD WHATSAPP??
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
collected a cool beach rock for #skinkspeedwagon while i was in the UK and now he uses it like a pillow
speedwagon the blue tongued skink napping under his lamp with his chin resting on a rounded white and brown rock
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ok i did it
little ball stud conch piercing
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i must stay strong
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/08/2026
why don't you open the window and take a little kitten nap in a sunbeam you piece of shit
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my hair is already kind of approaching goro majima.... guys...what if...hear me out
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ok maybe this city rules
chicago river in the daytimechicago river in the nighttime
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
F’ed around and made a disco hot dog
Disco ball mirrors applied to a 3d printed hot dog and bun
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
learning guy stuff. had my bf tie me a tie in several different ways and discovered that the lines between plain office worker, japanese salaryman, jehovah's witness, and post-punk boy band member are razor thin
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
me when the two names i'm mistaken for are Gus and Jesse:
Gus Fring and Jesse Pinkman yellow portrait shots
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pebbles @leeches04.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Jeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 07/08/2026
#31 (July, 2021)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
went to my first baseball game
Chicago Cubs vs. Toronto Blue Jays at Wrigley Field. im eating cracker jacks
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this bit from the latest deltarune newsletter honestly does a stunningly good job of explaining why I felt like experiencing Homestuck as it came out was the ideal way to do so and why it will never be the same again
The speculative art, stories, and theories that you come up with while the game is still ongoing will forever be special, because this is the only time such things can EVER be created. All of you are creating a time capsule unique to this single fleeting moment in time, and I think that’s something to be incredibly proud of. Isn’t it great that you’re here right now, playing this thing as it comes out?
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is what it feels like to be a trans man btw
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
cracked open a double yolk egg today. call that double yolked up on a thursday afternoon
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this what they give u at the chinese restaurant if they see you're wasian
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a himedanshi won the fields medal... the limitless power of yuri
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#skinkspeedwagon on the CTA
my skink Speedwagon in a sterilite box with holes on the CTA
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
cashier today told me he knew me from twitter and said him and his partner still use “the butter’s penthouse” 😭
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Tegiminis @tegiminis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
rockpapershotgun.com
Toxic yuri story Kaschei is a marvelous free visual novel that turns your Downloads folder into a little labyrinth of mirrors
Kaschei is an elaborately networked mess of jaggedy emotions and forms, created for Toxic Yuri VN Jam 2.
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 10/07/2026
Found it
A chalk drawing presumably done by a child. The image is of Vegeta and written next to him are the words: “his name is Vegeta look him up he is so cool.”
Most importantly, the artist could not fit “vegeta” on one line. So the last a in his name sits beneath the t, like “veget break a”
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
blurry picture of cookies in a clear container with label “chipy cooie 1.80”
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 21/07/2026
thank you so much king of the hill for having hank show his phone screen like this
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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
didn't post too much about my time in london but here's me on the freud couch replica in sigmund freud's house (which has the real couch too)
im lying down looking up on a couch with tons of ornate exotic rugs and cushions on it
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Arrille Morrowind pinning Fargoth Morrowind up against the wall of his shop while sensually staring into his eyes
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🍰 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 haunches🐇🐀 @voidflame.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Everyone always talks about the other but I think we should also cherish when you're talking to someone and you can feel this happening
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Rumia (ルミア) @palrumia.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Two tweets by Anthony Bourdain from January 1st, 2012:
"One more episode of My Little Pony, pop a Valium. Fly to Finland."
"Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity."
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