Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 13hToday is the closest I’ve come to walking out on my job 080
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 17hAfter this week my life will be significantly more simple 060
Reposted by Allie Is TiredMarlowe @donteverdie.bsky.social · 17hGood pussy should have you checking your insurance policy to see what all it covers 031
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 17hI will probably not get to see my favorite band ever because I’m sick for the SECOND time and I’m really really upset and frustrated about it 150
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Doing the activities that make my muscles ache and make me feel tired, then the activities that give me a stuffy nose, and then the activities that make my throat hurt. Now everybody around me is getting sick and I don’t know what to believe 050
Reposted by Allie Is Tiredjorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes I know we're poly I'm going to kill you with a gun 091
Reposted by Allie Is Tiredjorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know she's irresistible I'll have to kill you 1111
Reposted by Allie Is Tiredjorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Please don't hit on my girlfriend I'll have to kill you 1131
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Woman on the screen” belongs in every insane lesbian playlist I make 040
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Wow your sternum tattoo is SO hot” I know that’s why I got it 2130
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Damn if you don’t ask then you’re bound not to get 030
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s been long enough that, despite the comedy of errors that followed me, I have to admit my dry spell was largely self inflicted 180
Reposted by Allie Is TiredAllie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 15/11/2025A hunter is a hunter even in a dream 031
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I had a dollar for every time this happened I’d be a millionaire 3171
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wouldn’t call it Frankenstein’s “monster”. It’s like, Frankenstein’s average 3111
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There’s this really cute couple that’s been trying (and failing) to unicorn hunt me for about a year now and I think it’s sweet they’re still playing coy about it 1110
Reposted by Allie Is Tiredjorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wish I was being choked out rn 182
Reposted by Allie Is Tiredjorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How do I get my girlfriend laid-off 🤔 071
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026… okay. Arguably not as bad as the last one but is so fucked up that it makes me feel gross and disgusted with myself 160
Reposted by Allie Is TiredFOOTBALL @bladeeburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026selfie camera is the mind killer 083
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Giving myself a panic attack to ground myself in my body 050
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Accidentally removed my soul from my body using intricate rituals. My vessel was lost for a bit so I had to forcefully bind it back and recalibrate 130
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Leveled out my E dosage and back to boofing my prog. I'm feeling much less insane again. 180
Reposted by Allie Is TiredFOOTBALL @bladeeburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026can we talk about the twink shortage 041
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I. Can’t remember the login info for my alt so everything has to go here now 050
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everybody wants to dissect me or roofie me. Waow. 070
Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a man with a split dyed mustache is shooting his shot with me at 6 am this morning 060
