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esh ✨ stuff ‘sploder ✨ different is good ✨ i review movies with big words that are also dumb but at the same time good letterboxd.com/eshmovieworld

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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 43m
manifesting minimal worky
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 1h
person blaring youtube videos at full volume was not how i wanted to start my evening but here we are and my hatred for everything persists
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pain @paintomphan.bsky.social · 12h
Me: "Piloting a spider tank probably feels good as fuck" Ghost in the Shell PS1:
Ghost in the Shell PS1 controller configuration screen, showing a standard PS1 controller with no joysticks.  Strafing is mapped to the shoulder buttons.
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 5h
the nintendods
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 5h
what if he just up and died horribly tomorrow
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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 12h
coverart is BACK baby
castlevania dawn of sorrow's terrible konami's best boxart
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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 11h
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 12h
No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans.
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 11h
Cool
nickelodeon barnyard ps2
The character PIP is saying "Tee Hee. Some guys are gonna get milked today!"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 12h
bee guac the game
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 23h
playing big walk solo
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Screen capture from MGSV: The Phantom Pain. Skull Face lectures Venom Snake in the back of a Jeep. He wears a black suit and hat out of a western with a domino mask, and has a finger raised in emphasis
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
today’s lesbian of the day is: the costco hot dog!
the costco hot dog sign for a hot dog and a soda for a dollar fifty with the lesbian flag in the background
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
deadlock is rad but anytime i think abt trying it again i remember being trapped in a game that lasted close to an hour and being miserable and then i don’t try deadlock again
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 29/09/2026
Huh, Deadlock added some interesting new designs
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
borb
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
darmaxxing with jalad
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 5, Episode 2: Darmok Aired: 9/30/1991, Syndication 00:07:57.580
Caption: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Season 5, Episode 2: Darmok
00:07:57.580

Aired: 9/30/1991, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we love two hours of abysmal dogshit games from hell
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Zee 🎧 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
"everyone on bluesky is 38 or older" WRONG I'M 32!!!! AAAAAAAAAA *punches a hole in the wall revealing a map to my great grandfather's long lost treasure*
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thing carpenter’s the john
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
>John "Carpenter" >makes movies make it make sense man
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
quitting caffeine bc i’ve been feeling like death and now i feel like more death but hopefully soon will feel like less death
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jill valentine pistol whipping me then just unloading the whole clip
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People liking my old tweets
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hazel @hazelshbbb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WHICH ONE WILL IT BE, 30-YEAR-OLD FURRY ARTIST??? #shitpost
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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랑래 @rang-re.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
꾸몃고 입체적임
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
garlefield
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what the hell was going on over in garlemald
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 27/09/2026
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ross🌊 @snakeloch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
we are all going to be ookay some day i promise

stingray blast
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cat with job
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
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esh @eshh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sanewashing
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop sanewashing his blathering.
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