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Angry Bi Enboy @abyssstaring.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Our new dog Gus is having a great time cuddling with @jess.soft.gay.
A black and white border collie on a navy blue couch cuddling with a tall white woman with brown hair wearing a purple shirt and black pants.A black and white border collie on a yellow leash standing outside in front of a fence.
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Kevin the Pikachu @kap3692.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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SpicyCapybara @spicycapybara.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If you are on LV-426 and have had an encounter, call the Weyland-Yutani Corporation @ 855-48-VOICE
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a close up of a person 's face with the words `` all right , i 'm in '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the words `` all right , i 'm in '' written on it .
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 06/04/2025
Casey Kasem reminding you don’t go in the hole @wtyppod.bsky.social youtu.be/jNsKGx94_KE?...
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Two Breaths To..., ca. 1979
YouTube video by US National Archives
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Do you know the difference between geology and geography??? Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at!!!
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
My MSG show will be MUCH funnier.
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4am @4am.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Good keming makes a design feel dean and modem
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 11/10/2024
Aurora!
Pink Aurora in the night sky with a few stars visiblePink Aurora in the night sky with a few stars visible  trees in the foreground
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Finally the three mile Island lamp is topical again
A lamp, appearing quite aged, shaped like a nuclear reactor cooling tower labeled "three mile Island". The lampshade has a photo of the cooling towers at three mile Island
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 03/09/2024
If you see this, quote post a beach pic from your gallery.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Because the new COVID vaccine is out and someone asked me for a reminder: it's 50mg diphenhydramine 15m before the shot or 20mg cetirizine 2-3 hours before (if you have MCAS add an extra 20mg famotidine + 10mg montelukast (if taking) when you take the others) to avoid feeling like death
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 23/08/2024
Repeater 4
A cylindric metal telephone apparatus case, labeled RPTR4 Manassas to Buckhall, is mounted to a pole in the foreground. The background is a cemetery with multiple headstones, some with flowers, and 2 large trees in the background
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 14/08/2024
More people need to know the word fat isn't bad. Fat people are hot and it needs to be said more
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/08/2024
getting a breast augmentation but it's an augmentation in the cyberpunk sense aka my tits now shoot laser out the nipples and have the ability to hack into the mainframe
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
dinner on the move! #amtrak
An absurdist meme featuring a microwaved Hebrew National hot dog on Amtrak with a diet coke with the text: "Forgot to eat before? Didn't get snacks before you got on? Try 2-4 Amtrak Hot Dogs. 2-4 Amtrak hot dogs, a tasty treat. Get them at the cafe car. Mustard, ketchup, relish. Get a nice cool soda too. You will not regret 2-4 Amtrak hot Dogs"
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perceptophore @perceptophore.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Did this a while back
Pride flag with stripes representing values of resistance (black 0, brown 1, red 2, orange 3,  (yellow 4, green 5, blue 6, purple 7, gray 8, white 9) as well as chevrons representing tolerance (silver 10%, gold 5, red 2, Brown 1, green 0.5, blue 0.1)
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Grey ✍(◔◡◔) @greywhiteart.com · 18/06/2024
I used the special parts to build some weird robot cat friends
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ṃȏ๏ɳ ђยɱ 🌕 @handle.invalid · 16/06/2024
i got two big tiddies and a microphone
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 15/06/2024
What they took from us.
A promo style photo of a Newton WatchPad on a wrist. It's a wrist-sized Newton with a digital crown, and a rainbow Apple logo. On the screen are Newton OS icons for Bluesky, Mastodon, Kindle, Escape Velocity, BBedit, Marathon, and Chelsea Bridge.
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Estradiol Dundee
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Jadzia, Princess Knight 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadzia.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Kinda craving girldick in my mouth this morning...
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 14/04/2024
Brawndo it’s got what Affini crave
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
made a dumb edit of everyone's favorite meme
title:
tall 6'2" gf

left side:
has one dress that fits good
gets to be tall in an hour
is physically uncomfortable on airplanes
has been tall for 8 hours already

right side:
only has to bend down 7" to kiss her gf
has to be tall again tomorrow
really wants to be a little less tall
will be tall in one hour
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 31/03/2024
Oh no me and tits are visible today
A picture of a smiling topless women with her breasts and nipples visible
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juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 29/03/2024
⚠️ ALERT ⚠️ trans people are hot reskeet if you agree
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Cracking open a toasty boi before talking about the darkest shit I’ve ever seen
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Mae Wolf @mae.wolfsky.pet · 23/03/2024
🌳 vibin
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Jess Kate "Socks" 🦌🏳️‍⚧️ @queenstodge.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
░Y░O░U░R░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within ░Y░O░U░R░ ░B░I░O░!?
Superintendent Chalmers from Steamed Hams with his mouth open as he questions an Aurora Borealis at this time of year, at this time of day, entirely localised in Principal Skinner's Kitchen.
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 23/03/2024
polyam lesbian borat: "my wives!"
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Belle Tower @belletower.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
😅🤌
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Reverie 🪶 @handle.invalid · 22/03/2024
They should include dog as a language on Duolingo
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 15/03/2024
reskeet if you think trans femmes deserve a kiss right on the face (with consent)
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
girls will be like "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!!" and then take you here
from aqua teen hunger force cold opens, a cheaply drawn animated background of a spooky castle on a rocky outcropping over water with rain, captioned "Laboratory of Dr. Weird, South Jersey Shore"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Do they WANT their car to get egged?
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
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Marlowe Dobbe @marlowedobbe.com · 03/03/2024
ok wait has anyone done this one yet
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 01/03/2024
You need to read this article, now. #SurveillanceCapitalism www.wired.com/story/how-pe...
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How the Pentagon Learned to Use Targeted Ads to Find Its Targets—and Vladimir Putin
Meet the guy who taught US intelligence agencies how to make the most of the ad tech ecosystem, "the largest information-gathering enterprise ever conceived by man."
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Dune: Part II (2024)
The desert scene from Spaceballs.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
you’ve probably seen some posts but it’s true and it’s official: the transfemme style lookbook I have worked on for two years is finally available for preorder. www.carrarabooks.com/store/we-des...
we deserve this, a transfeminine automotive lookbook by Victoria Scott
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Reverie 🪶 @handle.invalid · 26/02/2024
Important:
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/02/2024
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Maebe Pale Moonlight 🌙 @kindasortamaebe.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
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Rebecca Spang @rlspang.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Can't miss the opportunity to share my own favorite Superb Owl, an Athenian silver tentradrachm from c. 400 BCE.
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
I heard it's #SuperbOwl Sunday! All owls are superb! Burrowing owls are especially so, if you ask me. 🪶
A burrowing owl standing on green turf, with black drainage tubes (used as artificial burrows) in the background
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