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Ojai's Organic Mayor

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Ojai Shangri La ex-Mayor

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember not being able to tell my story
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody who would decide to close this museum does not have Philadelphia’s best interests at heart.
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say hello to my little friend
A super badass tarantula cruisin around like they own tha placeA super badass tarantula cruisin around like they own tha place but this time their butt is a little more in focus
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Deidra Skye @deidraskye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a picture of a raven with a damaged wing. the caption reads "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease."
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2026: it's fine to ride a dirtbike off a couple of grams of shrooms and one (1) tallboy
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rules-bound international dundridge @xenofawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ken paxton literally conspired to keep a convicted pedophile on the streets and out of prison as a personal favour and Talarico Dems decide to campaign on “the pedo guy has a good point about trans people though”
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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i simply do not trust any democrat currently attacking trans people to be "better" on subjects like immigration, ICE, concentration camps, or law enforcement broadly. i think you'd have to be a huge fucking idiot to believe that.
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I eat dubious street tacos. Bad bacteria attack the good bacteria in my guts. tens of billions die. I take probiotics and eat kimchi. Good bacteria fight back. Epic poems of their war are written. Tens of billions more die. It is night time again. I eat dubious street tacos
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh you better believe my succotash is suffering
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Math was invented by our fingers
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok I think its time to mute sheeran
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 12/09/2026
you don't understand. if we accepted the will of millions of leftists, we might lose 4 or 5 guys in west virginia
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Papa Versomniferum @idiotenergy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Code TV cant fix my spine
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Amazing news, thanks to decades of unrelenting advocacy by the Yurok, Karuk and Klamath Tribes. It’s heartening to see the collaborative nature of the salmon restoration effort reflected in this paper’s authorship, which includes all three Tribes, state & federal agencies, NGOs & private entities.
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Most people don't know their blood type to keep them protected from blood thieves hungry for the rarest blood
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[eyes go black] you have to kill the supplement industry
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sure, I may be conceited, erratic, even childish; but I'm the mayor.
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's incredible the variety of foods I can spill on my dick
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love giving routine statements
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was standing in line today and a guy walked up to the guy in front of me and said "Hey Whalebone! I'm part owner of FarmDog! My name is Barry" in case you want to know what its like to live here
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uel @greaterrealityarea.net · 19/04/2026
I will be revisiting this classic in detail soon, but in the mean time, The Greater Reality Area's "Disclaimer" is now live: www.greaterrealityarea.net/the-myrmecol...
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THE MYRMECOLEON EFFECT
(originally published October 17th, 2017 on North of Reality) The antlion is unique among modern animalia in that its evolution resulted not from a mutation within its genetic code, but rather, withi...
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
...COASTAL BLOOD ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM SATURDAY TO 11 PM PDT TUESDAY...
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not all heroes eat capers
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Exposing me to your promotional materials should be considered a crime. It even sounds like a crime
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Everybody knows Ebenezer Scrooge was in the wrong. But what this movie presupposes is: what if he wasn't?"
Owen Wilson as Eli Cash in the Royal Tenenbaums, having a library walk-and-talk-and-presuppose with a bunch of literary fans.
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sir, I apologize for having to tell you this, but two of your sons have turned out evil
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 26/08/2026
The United States is taking aim at Canada once again, with a crushing new set of tariffs. Ultimately, government will need to solve this. But in the same way Canadians are avoiding US alcohol, produce, and other goods, they should get off US tech products too. Luckily, I have a guide for that.
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Getting off US tech: a guide
I’m in the process of dropping US tech services. Here’s how I did it, and options you should consider.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/08/2026
these types don't understand we're all living in the world created by their Realistic Adult with No Expectations 'incremental progress/bipartisan cooperation/public private partnership/better things aren't possible' political philosophy and are confused and angered by those who do
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
The One Bean Dietitians
Recommend for Brain, heart, and gut health.
The darker the bean, the deeper the benefits.
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's Time For The Left To Have A Conversation That Has Already Happened Multiple Times But I Didn't Care Then
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Did you bring enough jello shots for the entire class
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John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Of course animals have souls
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think sports should be about rekindling romances and reminiscing about friendship
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You forget about murder and get busy with that mush there
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Through my tears I thought of many things
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I emerged mysteriously from the fog for *this*
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At heart I am like a feral cat, and why shouldn't I be?
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've been thinking about redacting the bible
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh so he's trying to make my cats love him now??
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Cartridge Games @cartridgegames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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