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Angry Bi Enboy @abyssstaring.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Our new dog Gus is having a great time cuddling with @jess.soft.gay.
A black and white border collie on a navy blue couch cuddling with a tall white woman with brown hair wearing a purple shirt and black pants.A black and white border collie on a yellow leash standing outside in front of a fence.
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Kevin the Pikachu @kap3692.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 06/10/2025
It’s for a good cause, so it doesn’t really count.
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 18/09/2025
Local TV stations but they are all controlled by one company
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 04/07/2025
2.50 US dollars for a Costco hot dog!
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 04/07/2025
Jenny from the block, except it’s a signal block
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SpicyCapybara @spicycapybara.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If you are on LV-426 and have had an encounter, call the Weyland-Yutani Corporation @ 855-48-VOICE
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a close up of a person 's face with the words `` all right , i 'm in '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the words `` all right , i 'm in '' written on it .
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 06/04/2025
Casey Kasem reminding you don’t go in the hole @wtyppod.bsky.social youtu.be/jNsKGx94_KE?...
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Two Breaths To..., ca. 1979
YouTube video by US National Archives
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Do you know the difference between geology and geography??? Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at!!!
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 01/11/2024
Unfortunately I have evidence to prove otherwise
Tesla Cybertruck parked in a reserved parking spot for laboring or expecting mothers.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
My MSG show will be MUCH funnier.
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4am @4am.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Good keming makes a design feel dean and modem
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 11/10/2024
Aurora!
Pink Aurora in the night sky with a few stars visiblePink Aurora in the night sky with a few stars visible  trees in the foreground
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 22/09/2024
Makes sense, as someone over 40 much of my knowledge of the Beatles comes from the Simpsons.
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Finally the three mile Island lamp is topical again
A lamp, appearing quite aged, shaped like a nuclear reactor cooling tower labeled "three mile Island". The lampshade has a photo of the cooling towers at three mile Island
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 13/09/2024
Yup can confirm
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 08/09/2024
Hey there cutie 😍😘
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 08/09/2024
🤩
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 06/09/2024
She was also apparently a moderator at the Susan’s Place trans forum.
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 03/09/2024
If you see this, quote post a beach pic from your gallery.
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 01/09/2024
Nope, you’re not here because you’re there for our partner, something very important, and in a couple of days we’ll all be home again.
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 01/09/2024
Nope you are not a piece of shit. 💜😘🫂
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 01/09/2024
I miss you! 😘
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Because the new COVID vaccine is out and someone asked me for a reminder: it's 50mg diphenhydramine 15m before the shot or 20mg cetirizine 2-3 hours before (if you have MCAS add an extra 20mg famotidine + 10mg montelukast (if taking) when you take the others) to avoid feeling like death
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 28/08/2024
“2 Founders looking for a Third, 20 years experience required, no stock options. $35k/year.”
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 23/08/2024
Repeater 4
A cylindric metal telephone apparatus case, labeled RPTR4 Manassas to Buckhall, is mounted to a pole in the foreground. The background is a cemetery with multiple headstones, some with flowers, and 2 large trees in the background
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 14/08/2024
More people need to know the word fat isn't bad. Fat people are hot and it needs to be said more
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 13/08/2024
It’s fun to stay at the Y M C K 🎵
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 13/08/2024
YMCK
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 10/08/2024
I am 😍
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 10/08/2024
Wow
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/08/2024
getting a breast augmentation but it's an augmentation in the cyberpunk sense aka my tits now shoot laser out the nipples and have the ability to hack into the mainframe
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 31/07/2024
Yes
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
dinner on the move! #amtrak
An absurdist meme featuring a microwaved Hebrew National hot dog on Amtrak with a diet coke with the text: "Forgot to eat before? Didn't get snacks before you got on? Try 2-4 Amtrak Hot Dogs. 2-4 Amtrak hot dogs, a tasty treat. Get them at the cafe car. Mustard, ketchup, relish. Get a nice cool soda too. You will not regret 2-4 Amtrak hot Dogs"
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perceptophore @perceptophore.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Did this a while back
Pride flag with stripes representing values of resistance (black 0, brown 1, red 2, orange 3,  (yellow 4, green 5, blue 6, purple 7, gray 8, white 9) as well as chevrons representing tolerance (silver 10%, gold 5, red 2, Brown 1, green 0.5, blue 0.1)
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 20/06/2024
Yes please!
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Grey ✍(◔◡◔) @greywhiteart.com · 18/06/2024
I used the special parts to build some weird robot cat friends
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 19/06/2024
Yup
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ṃȏ๏ɳ ђยɱ 🌕 @handle.invalid · 16/06/2024
i got two big tiddies and a microphone
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 15/06/2024
What they took from us.
A promo style photo of a Newton WatchPad on a wrist. It's a wrist-sized Newton with a digital crown, and a rainbow Apple logo. On the screen are Newton OS icons for Bluesky, Mastodon, Kindle, Escape Velocity, BBedit, Marathon, and Chelsea Bridge.
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 31/05/2024
For video it’s hard to top this HP Workstation promo: youtu.be/VLTh4uVJduI?...
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Power Shift - HP Series 700 Workstation Promo
Hewlett Packard promotional video for their Series 700 workstation built around the new PA-RISC processor technology. Featuring possibly the most hilariously...
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Estradiol Dundee
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 24/05/2024
👋
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Jadzia, Princess Knight 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadzia.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Kinda craving girldick in my mouth this morning...
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 14/04/2024
Brawndo it’s got what Affini crave
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
made a dumb edit of everyone's favorite meme
title:
tall 6'2" gf

left side:
has one dress that fits good
gets to be tall in an hour
is physically uncomfortable on airplanes
has been tall for 8 hours already

right side:
only has to bend down 7" to kiss her gf
has to be tall again tomorrow
really wants to be a little less tall
will be tall in one hour
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 10/04/2024
That sounds like the beginning of many of the stories, where they end up domesticated…
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jess.soft.gay @jess.soft.gay · 09/04/2024
That feeling when the GF light comes on and you can’t move cause they engaged their trip cock.
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