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Jerry BooThings

@jerrybadthings.com
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 34m
Grown ass adults need to either stop playing with legos, or refuse to pay so much for them. I can’t afford $75 to buy them for my kids 7th birthday. That shit should lot cost more than 30 max.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 1h
This is a handout to tech companies. They want to lower wages for Americans and the best way to do that is to import workers that have a hard time moving to better jobs. That's why companies like X have engineers, they are tethered to the company because of their visa.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 13h
I don’t like making fun of how people look. But I will talk about how she is tweaking in the White House. She’s rich enough to get the good pills, and plenty of them.
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that’s the way the camel toes… or however that saying goes
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 05/10/2026
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Don’t Be Saucy With Me Bearnaise
Alt: Don’t Be Saucy With Me Bearnaise from History of the World Part 1
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 02/10/2026
the darkest movie ever made, brought to you by mickey mouse
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The machines are sentient cry the toxic manosphere fuckfaces. Because they want to fuck machines and feel good about it probably.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 02/10/2026
Obviously this is a horrible situation, but wtf is wrong with Newsweek? An opponent in an election is not a running mate. A running mate is a person on the same ticket. How did they foul this up so badly? I don't think AI would make such a terrible mistake. An editor should have caught this quickly.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 02/10/2026
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 02/10/2026
Since when is there a fitness standard for TSA agents? Also standing for eight hours is hard on fit people's back too.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 02/10/2026
Blazing Saddles. I saw the DVD on an isle rack at Fry's Electronics and bought it and a DVD player to watch it on.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 01/10/2026
Finally a politician brave enough to call out Vance's eyeliner.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 01/10/2026
I don't think any Secretary of Defense before Hegseth has recorded and broadcast their speeches. This whole administration is just a bunch of fame whores cosplaying government.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 01/10/2026
Fire the generals and bring in Elon Musk!?!? They are really rolling out the red carpet for Putin and Xi.
theguardian.com
Hegseth confirms plan to cut 20% of US top military brass and rails at ‘beardos, weirdos and wimps’
Pentagon head hails military with ‘no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals’ in anti-DEI rant
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 30/09/2026
Dammit, I thought it was my time to shine.
A Bluesky trending box with Fat Bear Week 2026 highlighted.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 30/09/2026
SHE LIVE UNTIL 1968 AND THERE IS VIDEO EVIDENCE OF HER
youtube.com
HELEN KELLER SPEAKS OUT
YouTube video by Helen Keller Channel
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 29/09/2026
AI is not intelligent at all. These guys are huge scam artists getting suckers to overpay for their stock. This is snake oil.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How about a new trilogy about the Binks Saga
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 25/09/2026
Ah yes, raiding farms and rounding up workers will definitely bring food prices down.
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not enough people see that trans women are literally goddesses and it pisses me off
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is really out there vegetablemaxxing our rights away with the only two hand gestures his mashed-potatoes brain can remember 👍✌️
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 23/09/2026
JFC this food delivery nonsense is getting out of control.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nice. Well done.
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George Cecil Linton-Salmon 🇯🇲🇬🇧🇳🇬 @apexalphaoo7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 21/09/2026
This dipshit signed new Russian sanctions into law three fucking days ago. It penalizes people that buy Russian oil products. We shouldn’t be encouraging them to sell more.
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am deceased 💀
“Using this scale, how much do you like dogs” - the scale goes 0-10. Above 0 is a photo of Kristi Noem. Above 10 is Kash Patel.
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 18/09/2026
Man, I love drugs and sex, but that should be nowhere near the workplace. It creates all kinds of fucked up power dynamics. Drug fueled CNC parties? Sounds like the consent part is iffy at best.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 15/09/2026
VHS cover for my breakfast with blassie
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i be knowing @nthatsthetruth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am more aware of my surroundings than this when I am asleep
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stop scrolling and WATCH THIS!
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 13/09/2026
Umm, no that's not what is trending @bsky.app
El-Sayed dodges Watters' sports question. He gave a great answer about how dumb the question was.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 12/09/2026
Celebrities are always giving their kids weird names
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Random Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 11/09/2026
Ffs, I don’t need my bank telling me they remember the victims of 9/11. It’s fucking ghoulish. You’re trying to extract as much capital as possible, not make people’s lives better. Don’t exploit a tragedy to do that.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I cackled
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Exactly.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 11/09/2026
Having a baby doesn't get you off your phone, it gets rid of your disposable income.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 11/09/2026
What is going on?
youtube.com
September 7, 2026
YouTube video by JasonKPargin
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 10/09/2026
Trump is literally promising to spend $1.348 trillion when we already have a massive debt. And he has no clue where this money will come from. It falls under a policy promise, but it is not a policy at all.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry kids there’s no drinking water. We fed it all to the machines to make stupid videos and to make impotent men feel smart.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 10/09/2026
Silicon Valley literally every time it's suggested they have a little oversight.
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Help
Alt: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 10/09/2026
This has got to be one of the stupidest things I’ve read.
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Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 10/09/2026
Bad news pal, everyone uses every religion to reinforce their bigotries and goals. There has never been any branch of any religion that didn’t do it.
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Chris Alan @chrisalan1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 09/09/2026
It's called the iPhone Duo because you'll need Duo sources of income to afford it.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Random Anonymous Quote:
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Brian @bside.foo · 08/09/2026
Why did they name cornhole that
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid theonion.com/everything-finally-cli…
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition
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