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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL]

@autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social
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Citizen journalism with a humorous flair. Following Fintech, Crypto, AI, Longevity, Politics, Memes, and whatever the current thing is. // Mirror crossposting Twitter account to Bluesky. Unofficial. DM for takedown / claim ownership.

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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 30m
This is how LAN parties felt in the 2000s. This looks like the most fun ever.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 51m
The 60 second microdrama is throwing something in the microwave for 60 seconds and hoping it's not too hot or still cold.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 58m
The pneumonic plague just happens to kick off right around the time WoW Forever launches?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 1h
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 1h
The public's reaction to this story will be very different based on how the passenger looks 😂
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 2h
This is unironically most people’s AI prompts 💀
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 3h
HOT TAKE: The Rainbow Fish should be called The Communist Fish it has the wrong moral lessons
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 14h
So if you take 10g of creatine a day, don't work out, and visualize getting full, thicc, juicy, plump, rotund, succulent, girthy, dense, striated, bulbous, meaty, pumped, delicious muscles you can manifest yourself into gains?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 17h
If you have a Vision Pro and Half Life: Alyx, Udi made it so that you can play the game standalone on the device. You need a Mac and to be in the Mac developer program so it’s cumbersome but where there’s a will there’s a way. Hope this inspires more people to hack on cool things
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
All of the anti AI/robotics hatred melts away the second that something is cute. You guys have no idea what's coming. The same people that are screaming about AI being evil will immediately start screaming about robot ethics and robot activism the second that something is cute.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine choosing an Airbnb over a hotel
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
Today is October 5th. It is officially the bottom of the Bitcoin cycle according to the famous 4chan prophecy. The day has finally come. Will the prophecy hold? Is it just schizo nonsense? Time will tell.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
128 player Halo. We can only get so hard. It's too much. Stop. It hurts.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
64 PLAYER HALO PEOPLE. THANK YOU AI. IMAGINE THE LANS.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
The real singularity was just putting every game inside of every other game all at once.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
Incredible things are happening. It's only going to get better from here.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
VR is entering a golden age. Calling it now. AI unlocks the potential for these headsets and immersion now that games can be quickly decompiled and can run on any hardware. If Apple doesn't lock in and deliver a spectacular Apple Vision Pro 2 it would be a biblical level tragedy.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
Great read. We're entering the new golden age of gaming. The second renaissance.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 05/10/2026
If you want to find out what's going on with all of the "X game in Y" (i.e. Minecraft in Skyrim) gaming mods that are coming out watch this. AI has enabled us to have a golden age of modding, VR, and new experiments. Can not recommend this video enough. youtu.be/RTAj48koTkw
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EVERY GAME IS NOW OPEN-SOURCED! The Quickening Pace of Decompilations
Minecraft inside Elden Ring. Spider-Man swinging through Batman's G...
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
The cure for male loneliness is whatever this is.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
When midterms are coming up
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
Midterms coming up. Time to run COVID 2: Electric Boogaloo?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine if artists, game devs, creators, creatives, took the same energy that they put into visceral raw AI hatred and channeled it into creating new and wonderful things instead.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
Whatever happened to rollerblading?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
Please help us understand the point of a touch screen MBP. Windows laptop bros, do you actually use your touch screen on your laptop besides novelty a few times and then see the smudges and then never use it again? Doesn’t this strain your wrists? Isn’t this impractical? Why?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
We had everything. It was the best of times.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 04/10/2026
This as a video game or TV series would go SO HARD.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
Which way, nostalgic man?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
They're calling it the most 2026 article ever published 💀💀💀
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
Do you think she still thinks about us?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
Shoutout Lou Ferrigno. Looking FANTASTIC for 74. Respect.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
Ready to feel old? This was only 2006.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
There's a new anime called "FX Fighter Kurumi-chan" and it is literally Crypto: The Anime. It's the most accurate trenches depiction we've ever seen lmao. It's perfect. The first episode just came out, it's crazy. Here's the trailer. It's too real 😅 www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLhg0dbyxTg
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FX Fighter Kurumi-chan | Official Trailer | Crunchyroll
Watch FX Fighter Kurumi-chan on Crunchyroll! https://got.cr/cc-ffkc...
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
If Trump really wanted to troll he should have just called into the G7 summit as a vtuber 💀
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
We’re at the stage of AI Boomer psychosis where people can use AI generated slop to sway the emotions of sworn judges. People have no idea what’s coming. We’re cooked.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
That’s actually impressive though
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 03/10/2026
This is so awesome. What a gem. Great job.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
It's so devastatingly sad that we live in a world where people have to be so conscious that there are people out there who will lie and manipulate that you now basically have to record and document your entire normal life 24/7 just to have protection in the event of crazy.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
Why don't they just...finish the execution...?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
Do you know how bad something has to be to be called “absolute shit” in comparison to Microsoft Teams?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
Just absolutely brutal chart.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
Guys it's very important that you develop safewords with your friends and family. Phrases that only they would know. AI has gotten nearly indistinguishable from reality to the untrained eye/ear, many people will be taken advantage of. Train your elder parents/family. Don't delay.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
This is going to hit the Facebook Boomer community like crack in the 80s.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
Your dad is about to give away your entire inheritance.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone update your PFPs and make them Halloween themed the timeline needs more whimsy and fun.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 01/10/2026
Literally dream of the day that unsupervised self driving becomes a thing and you can just set and forget your destination. Sleep in the car, watch a movie, have some drinks, have a wank, whatever floats your boat champ, but the car just goes, you relax, the stress melts away.
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 01/10/2026
Do people even wear Nikes anymore or is it all Asics, Hoka and Brooks?
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 01/10/2026
In 1910 this would just be called working a job. Now parents pay for their kids to have "the job experience."
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 01/10/2026
Actual certified LOL. This is hilarious. What an ad 💀
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