Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 04/09/2026Where the fuck are they using these weird phrases? 250
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 18/08/2026I think there is one genre that should never be an audiobook, and that is books that are meant to teach little kids how to read 🤪. I came across this yesterday when I was looking for books for my first grader to read to me. It's incredible that this exists. 000
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 15/08/2026I just looked up the "star studded" cast of the X-Men movie... and Adam Driver is the only one I recognize. I know Samara Weaving is famous, but could not pick her out of a line up. Never heard of any of the rest. 171
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 30/07/2026Omg Ice-T is selling viagra now. This is worse than Ice Cube in those goofy dad movies. 020
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 24/07/2026Why is he the top trending? Stop talking about this asshole until he dies. 140
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 12/05/2026These are David and Biscuits. David doesn’t know how to meow, and biscuits won’t shut the fuck up. 120
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 04/05/2026I hadn't seen this a dead Joe Biden floating in the background until just now. 153
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 19/03/2026Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones). 121
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 04/03/2026Wow Emily, that is quite the provocative profile picture. I am intrigued. 110
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 01/03/2026If anybody wants to pull a Plato I found a whole gang of hemlock on my hike. I also smelled rabbits but it was too late in the morning to see them. 020
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 28/02/2026This MF is as stupid as he is authoritarian. Instead of being the *secure* situation room, he is monitoring this war from curtained off section of mar-a-lago. 010
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 28/02/2026JFC, god forbid a woman be smart *and* a shitposter. That uno reverse *not all women* bullshit is in itself misogynistic. I say we need more Saint Jacindas. 010
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 26/02/2026Shoes on the bed are disgusting, but apparently that's not the worst of it. h/t @aghastronaut.com 010
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 21/02/2026Drop a crush from your youth. Twofer. What can I say, I have a thing for dark haired and redheaded girls. Too bad Justine Bateman is a total MAGA nutjob now. 130
Jerry BooThings @jerrybadthings.com · 16/02/2026If they didn't want beads, they should not have had their tits out 240
