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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸

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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 02/10/2026
I just learned that *John Landis* wrote the story for Clue (1985) and holy crap what a stroke of genius getting an actual murderer to write that! 🤌
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sunscreen is pretty scifi coded. Like "this planets sun is so radioactive it would cause burns in mere tens of minutes. But our sciencest have divised an elixir, made using titanium and zinc, that rendered you immune to its effects for several hours. But don't run out"
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 01/10/2026
Nothin gets a vulnerable marginalized community through tough times like infighting, amirite?? 😅
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 01/10/2026
Me watching the end of Star Trek: SNW Season 3: 🙂 I’m so glad there’s two seasons left! Me watching the end of Star Trek: SNW Season 4: 😫 Thank fuck there’s only one season left!
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 30/09/2026
bodes ill
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 29/09/2026
I feel like the people comparing Control Resonant to Inception did not see Inception! The folded up city streets were a very small part of the movie! You’re thinking of the Inception *trailer*!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 24/09/2026
give me attention plz
A tall, mid woman poses in front of a mirror in a tight short pleather dress with a ridiculous cleavage window
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 21/09/2026
me hearing another trans girl's voice: "what an actual angel, a veritable goddess, i simply *must* hear her recite sonnets to me on a warm spring day" me hearing my own voice: "3/10, at best a fruity gay guy, somehow even more nasally than i expected"
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 22/09/2026
“From Boyo to Bono” was *right* there 🇮🇪
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 22/09/2026
I hope the press absolutely grills him about whether he supports the forced separation of Tuvix
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 22/09/2026
Lanterns (2026)
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 19/09/2026
Writing a Dirty Dancing sequel with no dancing, it’s all about Neil taking over the resort and running it into the ground.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
unlike the Silicon Valley cultists, I do weird sex stuff for the love of the game
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 17/09/2026
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Community: Meow Meow Beenz Rating with Brian Posehn
Alt: A clip from the Meow Meow Beenz episode of Community. A character says they will give this post five meow meow beenz
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 17/09/2026
uh no it says “dy Center DEMOLIS” which could mean *anything*
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/09/2026
The official Bluesky moderation position is that it's ok to threaten trans people in their replies with sending them to concentration camps.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 17/09/2026
in all seriousness this is the same type of policy that led Facebook to throw gasoline on the fire of the Rohingya genocide in Myanmar
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 17/09/2026
Trans people take more abuse in this shithole than we do on *twitter* at this point
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15/09/2026
The Jerk is a really goofy, raunchy and absurd comedy that also pauses for three minutes so that Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters can do a really beautiful and sincere cover of Tonight You Belong To Me. It's such a lovely intimate little moment that you wouldn't expect a comedy to commit to
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 16/09/2026
Tapping the gd sign bsky.app/profile/jenn...
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 15/09/2026
This game rules
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 15/09/2026
ah memories
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 15/09/2026
Layoffs? What layoffs?
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Spongebob Propaganda Rainbow Meme
Alt: Spongebob Propaganda Rainbow Meme
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 14/09/2026
me using iPhone: ☺️👍 me using Mac computer: ☺️👍 me using iPad: ☺️👍 me using Apple TV: what… no… NO NOT THAT… BACK… OH MY FUCKING GODD DON’T *SKIP*
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Fights🏳️‍⚧️4🇵🇸Love @hyenagirl64.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A donkey man yells at a fleeing trans woman with a black eye “bitch you better not leave! What are you going to live in the streets and vote for nobody? You’ll regret this! I’LL SEE YOU IN THE CAMPS, BITCH!”

Tag line “Vote Blue no matter how many times he hits you”
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 13/09/2026
Is that Will Stancil I see, against my will, putting another trans woman on blast?
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 13/09/2026
Feels so good to slap the shit outta that escape key when the Computer does something I don’t like
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My favorite conspiracy theory right now is that Digger is secretly a musical and they’re desperately trying to hide it in the marketing
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you are looking to avoid images from September 11th 2001, find a way to stream the proshot of Come From Away. It's a beautiful show & an often unknown story from that awful day. Thank you again to the people of Gander who showed the world true kindness during such insurmountable tragedy.
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 11/09/2026
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Reacher Prime Video
Alt: Reacher decks an absolute fool and knocks him out in one punch. Just like he’s gonna do to your suicidal ideation.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
"I think Black people should be able to use the same drinking fountain that white people do as long as it's safe and fair."
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 11/09/2026
Embarassing
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 11/09/2026
This is, in some ways, the worst episode of Star Trek I’ve ever seen
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 10/09/2026
Extremely dangerous that the media continues to platform “Economists”! Economics is junk science and economists have nothing of value to say!!
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 10/09/2026
k****** **self
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked
a 4:3 screenshot of the bluesky app with the butterfly logo, hamburger and hashtag icons at the top. in the middle are two sections labeled "people yelling at you" and "people you're yelling at". at the bottom is the standard nav for home, search, messages, notifications, and profile. there are 20 unread notifications
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don’t get excited the new folding iPhone emits a high pitched shriek & turns ice cold if you try to “pancake” your penis it. My cousin Terry works at Apple
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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 10/09/2026
He’s been able to keep this buried but this man is a certified creep: abcnews.com/Entertainmen...
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Neil deGrasse Tyson denies sexual misconduct allegations
"Accusations can damage a reputation ... sometimes irreversibly," Tyson said.
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MeatMan @meatman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hell Yeah Brother
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scrolling through 1000 of these posts in utter bliss rn
Screenshot of two posts. The first reads, "HOLLLYHYYYY ZELDA IT LOOKS SO GOODDDDDD". The second reads, "Good god, the art for that OoT remake looks fucking terrible."
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
Terrible: AI lab insider says machines plan to keep us on the edge of orgasm as it chokes us out
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