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@jennhamm.bsky.social
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Formerly Sally & jennnhammm on the bad app. My life is changing for the better every day.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today I am officially down 50 pounds since I started to seriously try to lose weight in April 2025!!!
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just scheduled my surgery date for a breast reduction!! I'm so excited!!
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026
REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/08/2026
RIP DollyParton thank you DollyParton Looking up at the sky, I think of you. love you.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't know when people woke up to Dolly, because when I was a kid she was just considered a fun celebrity to have around. And then, I don't know when, maybe as late as the 2010s, it was like people looked at her body of work and realized holy shit wait actually
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly doesn't die. She spread her love everywhere, in such magnificent quantities, that there's no leaving.
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Back in Idaho. Someday I'll go back to California permanently.
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well this happened
Me getting my arm tattooed!My new arm tattoo featuring the California bear and star. Maa Kali is watching over my arm.
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Okay okay ummm. I'm a geography/history YouTuber who googles random stuff, and the president of Peru's Wikipedia says she was assassinated August 17, 2026?? And I just checked it again and it's gone? I'm freaked out
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s so fucking weird and disturbing seeing people still talking about whether Trump is a fascist, or will become a fascist, when we’re ALREADY AT the point of secret police disappearing people without any due process to unregulated concentration camps and taking citizens as political prisoners.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You know how bad shit has to get for Raffi to be like “the peace of death is too good for him”
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Achieved my goal of feeling an earthquake while I'm staying in California!
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Literally having a birthday wish come true as I'm sitting in my favorite spot in the whole world
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it’s go time @lwr3628.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Michele Jeanne @MicheleJean... • 1d •••
Can you imagine today's youth storming the beaches of Normandy?
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Hot Take Appreciator @IHateN... • 7h
I can't imagine today's boomers doing it, all y'all do is buy commemorative Trump teddy bears & post "how to open PDF" as a facebook status
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Michele Jeanne @MicheleJe... • 37m
Ever hear of the Vietnam war?
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Matt @matttomic
Replying to @MicheleJeanne3 and @IHateNYT no, who won
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BLɅϽKPIИK @blackpinkofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#BLACKPINK 10TH ANNIVERSARY #블랙핑크 #10THANNIVERSARY #WITHBLINK #20260808 #YG
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey remember when Nanowrimo said "sure why not" to allowing AI slop in their process and then immediately died after 20 years of operation oh, no reason, was just thinkin' about it
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Andy McKay @korimakoecology.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.
Guys I’m sorry about my last few posts picking on Agapanthus & Yuccas. I understand lots of you like these plants so I do apologise. I will admit, there is a time and a place for all plants including those two. And that time is never and that place is hell. Bye
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I will reiterate: Christians in the West evangelize in public for the same reason men catcall. Neither is trying to persuade you; both are reminding you that the public sphere belongs to them and you exist in it at their sufferance.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FYI there is no "real" reason why Rome "fell." Its power waned for the usual, mundane reasons: widening gap between rich and poor, inability to maintain infrastructure, incompetent leadership, pointless wars, endless persecution of marginalized groups who performed vital labor, etc.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
bilbo baggins meme of him saying "after all why not, why shouldn't I keep it?" while holding an allen wrench
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
my favorite book? Spiderman by Charlotte Brontë
Jane Eyre but her face has a sticker of Spider-
man on it and the title is crossed out so it reads Spiderman by Charlotte Brontëa page from the book where every mention of Jane is replaced by Spidey
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
the “porque no los dos?” girl
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 09/07/2026
Bonnie Tyler, best known for her hit single ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ has died at the age of 75.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 08/07/2026
Frog spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yesterday in my little conservative town in a deep red state, I saw ZERO Trump hats, flags, shirts, etc. NONE. Either people are learning and changing, or the racists are learning to shut up. Or both.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 15/05/2026
LOVE❤️Hello kitty キティちゃん大好きですっ ズッ友ですっ
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 24/06/2026
If you did feel the earthquake, fill out the USGS survey! They're really helpful for research. earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
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Chanandler Bong @amyisverybusy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Stolen from the bad place, idc #goavsgo
Western Conference mocking Vegas
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026
The three genders (nonbuynary)
What is your gender? 
Please select one.

Male 
Female 
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Across the street neighbors have a toddler who is the happiest baby and constantly full of joy. They just set up a splash pad in the front yard and the screeches of joy are off the charts 🥲
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s notable that the US Department of War hasn’t won a war since 1945
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 20/05/2026
Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My back spasmed on the way to my doctor's appointment and I'm about to tell her my pain is at a 6 7
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I want to say I have never seen anything as overhyped as LLMs, but I’m old enough to remember NFTs.
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I had a consult with a plastic surgeon nurse today about a breast reduction. For insurance to cover it I need a BMI under 34 and I'm at 34.8 😭😭😭 let's see how quick I can lose 5 pounds
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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apology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hello I'm Idi Amin, and this is my cousin from the bay area hyphy movement, Yadid Amin
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Can't Spell Cadaver Without Ada @mercury01.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Bonnie also hates BigBang, but not as much as she hates BTS
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anything kpop and more ✔️ @allkpop.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
BIGBANG will be perform at the Coachella tonight.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Jenn @jennhamm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
THE GASP I JUST GUSPED
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