Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 02/10/2026just running thru what is left of his mind....24/7static.klipy.comFireman Stripper DanceALT: Fireman Stripper Dance 000
Reposted by Giraffe Car!darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they named a car after this good pup 2587258
Reposted by Giraffe Car!UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872229386
Reposted by Giraffe Car!The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We’re unsuspended. See you tonight. 1034523
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Babe I'm sorry, I can't tonight, my pussy is defragging :( 1547
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 30/09/2026So, turns out it WASN'T a Mercedes, because after reporting ME to the leasing office, and being told to de-escalate, they left a NASTY note on my windshield telling me I was MISTAKEN about the make of their car. Very cool stuff, I love a psycho neighbour...static.klipy.comSalina Estitties: Calm Down BitchALT: Salina Estitties: Calm Down Bitch 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 30/09/2026A person driving a Mercedes is a guest in the apartment building where you live nearly hits you with their car because they are upset are they have to wait their turn to access the garage...this is my....static.klipy.comShocked Face ExpressionALT: Shocked Face Expression 101
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 29/09/2026Are you doing the most illegal thing on the roads? Absolutely!! Are you also honking at me like a maniac, as if I am the asshole? Also ABSOLUTELY!!static.klipy.comTim Robinson: I Don't Know What This IsALT: Tim Robinson: I Don't Know What This Is 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 25/09/2026You going to Disneyland? Have a Churro for me, big dawg! 100
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 21/09/2026The last of the singing salesman????static.klipy.comPink Blob's Oh No ReactionALT: Pink Blob's Oh No Reaction 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 21/09/2026At a burger place, minding my business, when an ANCIENT man with the wettest cough I have ever heard sits down at the table next to me. His T-shirt reads "Hopeless Romantic Looking for a Filthy Whore" Gee, it's a MYSTERY why you are alone and are likely to stay that way. Yeah, just gonna...static.klipy.comStephen Colbert's 'Suicide Death' ReactionALT: Stephen Colbert's 'Suicide Death' Reaction 001
Reposted by Giraffe Car!libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 19/09/2026damn look how close we are to 1000 paid members... what if we got there... i'd be like "yayyyy" www.patreon.com/whatsallthis... 0638
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026*stinky, sweaty, hair falling out, 250 days into deployment, eating a piece of meat that looks like a dried out dog ear, liable to die at any moment* i cant wait to shoot my warrior cum into the broken toilet 123025
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 17/09/2026Meanwhile, me....static.klipy.comRaccoon Eating from Jack-o'-Lantern on Wildlife CamAlt: Raccoon Eating from Jack-o'-Lantern on Wildlife Cam 000
Reposted by Giraffe Car!It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521534
Reposted by Giraffe Car!cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!! 483019665
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 17/09/2026I need some levity and joy in my life...Can't wait for next week! #hats #Libtron 000
Reposted by Giraffe Car!aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 17/09/2026if you had told public health nurses working 10 years ago that we would have SEVEN HUNDRED cases in ONE state with numerous other states with outbreaks on top of that number would either not believe you or suddenly become acutely invested in the 2004 film The Butterfly Effect & to change this fate 2186
Reposted by Giraffe Car!aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 17/09/2026BREAKING NEWS that same hospital is now laying off 100 workers, eliminating 300 jobs Why did we clap for the rich people exactly? 1123
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Bob Kraft let CBP use this to transport people to Gitmo. Yes this exact plane with the Patriots wrap. Bob and Trump are clearly besties 1035479
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Here is my brother's review of the book* *Eugene 38710
Reposted by Giraffe Car!cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145102813
Reposted by Giraffe Car!UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAINyoutu.beJust Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi LardnerYouTube video by Grouse House 1330560
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/09/2026Da sweet Pig! Also, hello Tom, glad to see Piggy is safe. 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/09/2026As someone who lived in New York for a few years, keep an eye on folks. Lots of shifty characters, lotta weirdos out there. The guy in the pic; BIG weirdo energy, fam. Stay safe. Prayers up in Chat for JF, y'all🙏 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/09/2026Whamber's art always makes me so happy. Can't wait for HAT week! To see Libby hattin around! 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026So cool, feels like the early 90s all over again. We're in an endless, pointless war for oil, and I have a huge crush on Kyle Chandler....what a time to be alive. So nice I got to live it twice!static.klipy.comLanterns Hal Jordan RingALT: Lanterns Hal Jordan Ring 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026Bruh! At this point, we can just give David Duchovny the job. I feel fairly confident he sticks to OF AGE, HUMANS with a pulse and most likely has more experience even it if was just shadowing agents as research.. 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026To be fair, I used to cross that bridge a LOT and I love NOTHING more than thumbs downing and flipping off people who drive the swasti-truck.static.klipy.comCartoon Fox Reacts with 'Gross Yuck'ALT: Cartoon Fox Reacts with 'Gross Yuck' 011
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?bbc.co.ukThe Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract showsThe Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows. 21893082833
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026Always been a fan of Pamela. She was not a "Boy mom", but she loved her Jason fiercely. 010
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026Okay, but the one where the woman is in the bathroom trying to use everything as a weapon....I pitched this to my bestie as a choose-your-own-adventure book when we were in college. So many things in a bathroom COULD be weapons. :) 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 04/09/2026Things are getting way to weird in the present...static.klipy.comWe Have To Go BackALT: We Have To Go Back 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 04/09/2026I had a VERY similar desk in college...damn I'm old.static.klipy.comMicrosoft Windows 95 Logo - 90s Retro GlitchALT: Microsoft Windows 95 Logo - 90s Retro Glitch 020
Reposted by Giraffe Car!cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/09/2026people having to remember how to do their own jobs are in shambles right now 10752110
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 03/09/2026You cannot convince me this isn't just JD in drag...DAMN 000
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 03/09/2026Is Russel a russian blue? My RB loved to play with skunk friends before she became an indoor baby. :3 Sending your little cat friend well wishes on his scented journey. 000
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase 12559701617
Reposted by Giraffe Car!S.C. Kaplan @medievallitura.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@mapquest.com, I really need y'all to bring in the public transportation function so that I can use you on a more regular basis... 033
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 03/09/2026Hell yeah, now a computer can tell me I'm just anxious and need to drink more water....static.klipy.comGolden Skeleton Falls ApartALT: Golden Skeleton Falls Apart 010
Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 02/09/2026Wrap it up...the parents did it... Mom 31, Dad 70, their 5-year-old drowned...the more you know, the worse and more obvious it gets.wyff4.comParents charged after 5-year-old found dead in South CarolinaThe parents of 5-year-old Saylor Hayes have been arrested after her body was found near Pawleys Island in South Carolina this week. 000
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Autonomy News @autonomynews.co · 01/09/2026A new report finds that most abortion patients can’t afford care amid the cost-of-living crisis. Abortion funds are seeing an increase in clients as their own resources dwindle, and many clinics are offering large discounts to help patients get care—which means absorbing financial losses.autonomynews.coExclusive: ‘Toothpicks and Band-Aids’ Can’t Keep Abortion Clinics OpenA new report finds that most abortion patients can’t afford care amid the cost-of-living crisis. Clinics and abortion funds are absorbing huge losses as a result. 16139
Reposted by Giraffe Car!Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I feel like I’m going to throw up 13834711031