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Some folks: Demure & Mindful Me: Obscure & Spooky Serial Re-poster "I never said I was nice."

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 02/10/2026
just running thru what is left of his mind....24/7
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Fireman Stripper Dance
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they named a car after this good pup
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re unsuspended. See you tonight.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Babe I'm sorry, I can't tonight, my pussy is defragging :(
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 30/09/2026
So, turns out it WASN'T a Mercedes, because after reporting ME to the leasing office, and being told to de-escalate, they left a NASTY note on my windshield telling me I was MISTAKEN about the make of their car. Very cool stuff, I love a psycho neighbour...
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Salina Estitties: Calm Down Bitch
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 30/09/2026
A person driving a Mercedes is a guest in the apartment building where you live nearly hits you with their car because they are upset are they have to wait their turn to access the garage...this is my....
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Shocked Face Expression
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 29/09/2026
Are you doing the most illegal thing on the roads? Absolutely!! Are you also honking at me like a maniac, as if I am the asshole? Also ABSOLUTELY!!
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Tim Robinson: I Don't Know What This Is
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 25/09/2026
You going to Disneyland? Have a Churro for me, big dawg!
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 21/09/2026
The last of the singing salesman????
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Pink Blob's Oh No Reaction
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 21/09/2026
At a burger place, minding my business, when an ANCIENT man with the wettest cough I have ever heard sits down at the table next to me. His T-shirt reads "Hopeless Romantic Looking for a Filthy Whore" Gee, it's a MYSTERY why you are alone and are likely to stay that way. Yeah, just gonna...
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Stephen Colbert's 'Suicide Death' Reaction
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 19/09/2026
damn look how close we are to 1000 paid members... what if we got there... i'd be like "yayyyy" www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*stinky, sweaty, hair falling out, 250 days into deployment, eating a piece of meat that looks like a dried out dog ear, liable to die at any moment* i cant wait to shoot my warrior cum into the broken toilet
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile, me....
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Raccoon Eating from Jack-o'-Lantern on Wildlife Cam
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 17/09/2026
I need some levity and joy in my life...Can't wait for next week! #hats #Libtron
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 17/09/2026
if you had told public health nurses working 10 years ago that we would have SEVEN HUNDRED cases in ONE state with numerous other states with outbreaks on top of that number would either not believe you or suddenly become acutely invested in the 2004 film The Butterfly Effect & to change this fate
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS that same hospital is now laying off 100 workers, eliminating 300 jobs Why did we clap for the rich people exactly?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Bob Kraft let CBP use this to transport people to Gitmo. Yes this exact plane with the Patriots wrap. Bob and Trump are clearly besties
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 17/09/2026
Same....I am SHOOK
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here is my brother's review of the book* *Eugene
Broke: i don't care what gender you are, just don't shove it in my face
Woke: i don't care what gender you are, just shove it in my face (edited)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
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Just Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi Lardner
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/09/2026
I am so glad to see nothing has changed since I left.
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/09/2026
Da sweet Pig! Also, hello Tom, glad to see Piggy is safe.
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/09/2026
As someone who lived in New York for a few years, keep an eye on folks. Lots of shifty characters, lotta weirdos out there. The guy in the pic; BIG weirdo energy, fam. Stay safe. Prayers up in Chat for JF, y'all🙏
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/09/2026
Whamber's art always makes me so happy. Can't wait for HAT week! To see Libby hattin around!
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
So cool, feels like the early 90s all over again. We're in an endless, pointless war for oil, and I have a huge crush on Kyle Chandler....what a time to be alive. So nice I got to live it twice!
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Lanterns Hal Jordan Ring
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
Bruh! At this point, we can just give David Duchovny the job. I feel fairly confident he sticks to OF AGE, HUMANS with a pulse and most likely has more experience even it if was just shadowing agents as research..
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
To be fair, I used to cross that bridge a LOT and I love NOTHING more than thumbs downing and flipping off people who drive the swasti-truck.
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Cartoon Fox Reacts with 'Gross Yuck'
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
Always been a fan of Pamela. She was not a "Boy mom", but she loved her Jason fiercely.
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
We live in a Mr. Show Skit ass country...
An image of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk standing at a podium in front of a NASA logo, with David speaking into microphones, saying "America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon."
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
I JUST WANT HEALTHCARE!!!
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
Okay, but the one where the woman is in the bathroom trying to use everything as a weapon....I pitched this to my bestie as a choose-your-own-adventure book when we were in college. So many things in a bathroom COULD be weapons. :)
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026
The ennui!!!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RELEASE THE BEAVERS
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 04/09/2026
Things are getting way to weird in the present...
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We Have To Go Back
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 04/09/2026
I had a VERY similar desk in college...damn I'm old.
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Microsoft Windows 95 Logo - 90s Retro Glitch
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 03/09/2026
Spring On The Bed: A Series
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
people having to remember how to do their own jobs are in shambles right now
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 03/09/2026
You cannot convince me this isn't just JD in drag...DAMN
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 03/09/2026
Is Russel a russian blue? My RB loved to play with skunk friends before she became an indoor baby. :3 Sending your little cat friend well wishes on his scented journey.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026
"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase
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The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.
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S.C. Kaplan @medievallitura.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@mapquest.com, I really need y'all to bring in the public transportation function so that I can use you on a more regular basis...
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 03/09/2026
Hell yeah, now a computer can tell me I'm just anxious and need to drink more water....
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Golden Skeleton Falls Apart
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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 02/09/2026
Wrap it up...the parents did it... Mom 31, Dad 70, their 5-year-old drowned...the more you know, the worse and more obvious it gets.
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Parents charged after 5-year-old found dead in South Carolina
The parents of 5-year-old Saylor Hayes have been arrested after her body was found near Pawleys Island in South Carolina this week.
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Autonomy News @autonomynews.co · 01/09/2026
A new report finds that most abortion patients can’t afford care amid the cost-of-living crisis. Abortion funds are seeing an increase in clients as their own resources dwindle, and many clinics are offering large discounts to help patients get care—which means absorbing financial losses.
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Exclusive: ‘Toothpicks and Band-Aids’ Can’t Keep Abortion Clinics Open
A new report finds that most abortion patients can’t afford care amid the cost-of-living crisis. Clinics and abortion funds are absorbing huge losses as a result.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like I’m going to throw up
Screen shot of an Instagram post that says the academy of natural sciences is closing its museum after nearly two centuries
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