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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

they named a car after this good pup

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We’re unsuspended. See you tonight.

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Babe I'm sorry, I can't tonight, my pussy is defragging :(

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 30/09/2026

A person driving a Mercedes is a guest in the apartment building where you live nearly hits you with their car because they are upset are they have to wait their turn to access the garage...this is my....

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Shocked Face Expression

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 29/09/2026

Are you doing the most illegal thing on the roads? Absolutely!! Are you also honking at me like a maniac, as if I am the asshole? Also ABSOLUTELY!!

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Tim Robinson: I Don't Know What This Is

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 21/09/2026

At a burger place, minding my business, when an ANCIENT man with the wettest cough I have ever heard sits down at the table next to me. His T-shirt reads "Hopeless Romantic Looking for a Filthy Whore" Gee, it's a MYSTERY why you are alone and are likely to stay that way. Yeah, just gonna...

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Stephen Colbert's 'Suicide Death' Reaction

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 19/09/2026

damn look how close we are to 1000 paid members... what if we got there... i'd be like "yayyyy" www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*stinky, sweaty, hair falling out, 250 days into deployment, eating a piece of meat that looks like a dried out dog ear, liable to die at any moment* i cant wait to shoot my warrior cum into the broken toilet

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 17/09/2026

I need some levity and joy in my life...Can't wait for next week! #hats #Libtron

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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 17/09/2026

if you had told public health nurses working 10 years ago that we would have SEVEN HUNDRED cases in ONE state with numerous other states with outbreaks on top of that number would either not believe you or suddenly become acutely invested in the 2004 film The Butterfly Effect & to change this fate

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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 17/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS that same hospital is now laying off 100 workers, eliminating 300 jobs Why did we clap for the rich people exactly?

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Bob Kraft let CBP use this to transport people to Gitmo. Yes this exact plane with the Patriots wrap. Bob and Trump are clearly besties

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Here is my brother's review of the book* *Eugene

Broke: i don't care what gender you are, just don't shove it in my face
Woke: i don't care what gender you are, just shove it in my face (edited)

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN

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Just Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi Lardner

YouTube video by Grouse House

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026

So cool, feels like the early 90s all over again. We're in an endless, pointless war for oil, and I have a huge crush on Kyle Chandler....what a time to be alive. So nice I got to live it twice!

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Lanterns Hal Jordan Ring

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026

Bruh! At this point, we can just give David Duchovny the job. I feel fairly confident he sticks to OF AGE, HUMANS with a pulse and most likely has more experience even it if was just shadowing agents as research..

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026

To be fair, I used to cross that bridge a LOT and I love NOTHING more than thumbs downing and flipping off people who drive the swasti-truck.

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Cartoon Fox Reacts with 'Gross Yuck'

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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?

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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows

The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026

Always been a fan of Pamela. She was not a "Boy mom", but she loved her Jason fiercely.

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 15/09/2026

I JUST WANT HEALTHCARE!!!

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

RELEASE THE BEAVERS

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 03/09/2026

Spring On The Bed: A Series

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

people having to remember how to do their own jobs are in shambles right now

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 03/09/2026

You cannot convince me this isn't just JD in drag...DAMN

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026

"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase

CBS NEWS
The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.

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S.C. Kaplan @medievallitura.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@mapquest.com, I really need y'all to bring in the public transportation function so that I can use you on a more regular basis...

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Autonomy News @autonomynews.co · 01/09/2026

A new report finds that most abortion patients can’t afford care amid the cost-of-living crisis. Abortion funds are seeing an increase in clients as their own resources dwindle, and many clinics are offering large discounts to help patients get care—which means absorbing financial losses.

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Exclusive: ‘Toothpicks and Band-Aids’ Can’t Keep Abortion Clinics Open

A new report finds that most abortion patients can’t afford care amid the cost-of-living crisis. Clinics and abortion funds are absorbing huge losses as a result.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I feel like I’m going to throw up

Screen shot of an Instagram post that says the academy of natural sciences is closing its museum after nearly two centuries

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 01/09/2026

First, it was the Rose Garden, then it was the Cherry Blossoms (which were one of my favorite things about DC), and now it's the weeping willows outside the Kennedy Center. I am so tired of this walking 💩-bag.

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Beautiful Cherry Blossom Anime Sky

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Bro you got angry birds’d. Your mean green pig ass got knocked off the level with the physics. Bro

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 20/08/2026

an episode of our podcast that's so good because it's essentially an episode of @yourkickstartersucks.com, with @jessefarrar.com. head over to our patreon to hear us discuss six British Kickstarters, including cards against humanity but for british troops www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

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Finest 67: Your Kickstarter's Shite with Jesse Farrar | What's All This Then

Finest 67: Your Kickstarter's Shite with Jesse Farrar by What's All This Then on Patreon. Join What's All This Then's community for exclusive content and updates.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

who could have seen this coming. truly none among us

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Teaching a newborn fully grown man how to paint with @pizzasuplex.bsky.social on twitch.tv/thelukeman

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 16/08/2026

I thought that as I aged, night driving would become an issue due to sight issues. I am fine driving until my retinas get NUKED by LED headlights.

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Spongebob: My Eyes!

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS WAS NOT THE KOOL-AID TEST AND THIS PUP WAS SIMPLY THE KOOL-AID BEST CASE CLOSE

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/08/2026

Just saw something about "ketchup slices" and let me just say fuck you

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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

At The Cove Skatepark in Santa Monica, your age, gender, or experience level doesn't matter. It's a testament to the skate world’s diverse pool of hobbyists and pros. The full story: lataco.com/woman-skater... By Julianne Le

Three girls in helmets holding skateboards and smiling at the camera.

Headline reads “The Unlikely Sisterhood of Women Skaters in Santa Monica”

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Giraffe Car! @jenbrucker.com · 06/08/2026

The muskrat crashed his dumb rocket into my best girl, the moon....I'm about to pull up on his goofy ass in the power lifter!! Leave her alone, you weirdo!

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Ripley in Aliens Exosuit Ready for Battle

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Tonight, we need your help to ruin Twitch's generative AI training.

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Friendly reminder:

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

What's crazy is I remember when I was in high school I read forum posts about how there were multiple documented accounts of underage girls being assaulted by him and that was like 20 years ago.

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