At a burger place, minding my business, when an ANCIENT man with the wettest cough I have ever heard sits down at the table next to me. His T-shirt reads "Hopeless Romantic Looking for a Filthy Whore"
Gee, it's a MYSTERY why you are alone and are likely to stay that way.
Yeah, just gonna...
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