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@jenbren.bsky.social
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Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Dubliner in Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics/47th-obsessed accounts=blocked. She/Her/Yer Wan.

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Awwww. Happy birthday and happy Mummyversary!
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Jesus. And tbh it's easier than ever to have an all-protein diet now or just live off shakes, bars & supplements. Thing is, you need other nutrients to live......
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Please tell me the book is called "A Metric Fuck-Tonne Of Cake"?!
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Absolutely huge, this
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A friend has a Bonzo
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Doctor told me over a year ago that they're starting to see lots of young gym bros in early stage kidney/liver failure because of their all-protein/supplement/shake/bar-heavy diets.
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No, no apology needed. The ability to cultivate your own feed is a wonderful thing. If people hate it here, they either need to get blockin' or leave.
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Similar but woman who is RL close friends with mutuals. There's enough misery & negativity in the world without human vortexes of relentless negativity desperate to drag others down with them.
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There's quite a lot here (women as well) and they need immediate blocking.
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Dear god, I'm sorry. That's an utter tragedy as well as manslaughter. There is no comfort that can be offered in that situation, is there?
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I get like that myself and it sends me into meltdown hell. Drives me insane.
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Bigoted Bastard Cunts
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 2h
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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There is an increasing culture of "just keep working through it" that deeply worries me.
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Honestly. Many folx here talk to & flirt with men I wouldn't be alone with.
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Just seen a "blokes with AI girlfriends aren't doing anyone any harm" in the wild. From A Man, o'course.
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Ralph Wiggum Simpsons
Alt: Ralph Wiggum Simpsons saying "I'm helping"
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Ooooft. Punch up?
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You're both identically beautiful!
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Nope. Away with em x
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Or when you're dying and your supposed lifelong friends and bandmates exploit you
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When your dog starts an OnlyPaws
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LIKE I SAID - LIKE I SAID - LIKE I SAID
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Business, eh?
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And why Kiera is disgusted with them
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God above
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can you Krump to Du Hast?
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One of the few parts of Ireland that hasn't changed since the 80s. Just googled and seen a farmhouse & creamery & land for sale. For €150k. And no, not interested.
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This is so sad & awful. He's dealing with lung cancer, clearly isn't ready or able but is either being forced to work by management/financial/contractual pressures. Barry Manilow Cancels Las Vegas Concert share.google/lutccIKuKA22...
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Barry Manilow Makes Early Exit From Second Night of Vegas Residency Comeback, Cancels Saturday Night Show
Barry Manilow has canceled his Saturday show at the International Theater at the Westgate Las Vegas Resort & Casino.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 10h
Even I know there! I will confess and you can send me South Dubliner abuse all ye like - that part of the country gave me a rural phobia. That is entreched within my DNA.
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 10h
Abba at the BBC #nottotp
The headshot squares from abba take a chance on me video but it's Edmonds and blobby replacing the chaps
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Hahahahaha. And when I say Pallasgreen, I mean Templebraeden
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My Pallasgreen mum would be proud.
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LOLZ
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🥰😍
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Fernando, the Australian best selling & longest no 1 of all time amIrite?
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YES. Magnums aren't much better tbh Also the teeny range of Walls ice creams now in 2026 compared to their international Unilever equivalents is a disgrace.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The ideal work life balance is all life no work
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2 sexy scantily clad ladies working out in the gym in the Simpsons sexy "Just Do It - Examine Your Scalp For Ringworm" adClose up of a sexy woman with big boobs working out in the gym in the Simpsons sexy "Just Do It - Examine Your Scalp For Ringworm" adClose up of a sexy woman in a thong's arse working out in the gym in the Simpsons sexy "Just Do It - Examine Your Scalp For Ringworm" adThe Pepto Bismol Diahorrea man
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Save All Your Kisses For Me followed by Anarchy In The UK. Genius.
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OMG! He's both teeny tiny & new and yet already looks like a smart young chap!
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And also, Tony Blackburn's dubious fave when his wife left him
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MY BIRTH SONG AT LAST #1976
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NEVER!
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He almost died of a heroin OD in '76.
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Yeah he found ableism funny etc. A prick who found himself hilarious was my bet.
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She's on a shitload of drugs
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AN ANOTHER FING.....
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Also me in Dublin when I realise that there is a far higher takeup of EVs and you can't just rely on your hearing when crossing roads
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They go on about Keef, but Mick was utterly fucko'd in 1976 and this performance is proof
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