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Joel A.

@jelasher.bsky.social
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks"
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ken Paxton deletes his tweet referring to Cypress, Texas as “Cyprus” after James Talarico calls him out.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OpenAI: “our bot hacked another company without us knowing” Anthropic: “ours too” Google: “uhh yeah Gemini definitely did that also. Like three times. You don’t know the companies, they go to a different high school” Bluesky:
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hope it’s clear to everyone who cares about the survival of our democracy that we need massive turnout and landslide margins to counteract the lies and cries of fraud that are coming after the midterm vote.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
First time trump has slept beside melania in years.
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/07/2026
If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland. I’m sorry but I make the rules.
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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today is one of those very rare days when Trump’s brain and reality make contact.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/06/2026
oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“Sorry folks, Strait’s closed. Mullah up front should have told ya.”
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Sean @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Maybe it’s time for you to shut the fuck up
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Brian Kelly @isayisay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ironically, if you get this it might be time to schedule that colonoscopy
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/02/2026
NEW: Trump’s DoJ ordered New York SVU and New Mexico to stop investigating Epstein in 2019. www.justsecurity.org/132230/fbi-s...
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FBI’s “Stand Down” Directive to NYPD on Jeffrey Epstein Investigations, and More
The most comprehensive timeline to date of the publicly available record on New York law enforcement authorities’ action and inaction with regard to Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and other potential co-c...
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES AGAINST TRUMP'S GLOBAL TARIFFS ENACTED UNDER A FEDERAL LAW MEANT FOR NATIONAL EMERGENCIES
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Juliana Stratton @julianastratton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They said it. We’re all thinking it.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Amid these dark moments, something important is beginning to shift. It's clearly the result of healthy political pressure - which we must sustain, and build.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Traveling abroad, we saw someone in a Mariners jersey. My son said—“oh, I bet that’s one of those shirts they made when the Mariners lost the pennant and they sent them to a poor country.” We’re in Australia.
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I call my fists Strunk and White because they have the elements of style.
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hagueseth
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 20/11/2025
When a President calls for the death of lawmakers protecting the oath military members take to the Constitution (NOT the President), you are watching a full-blown Constitutional Crisis. This is the ultimate test of our democracy. We cannot look away.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
#Epstein seems to say that Clinton and Gore never went to the island.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 14/11/2025
We knew the Epstein case would end with Trump going down. Didn’t realize it also started with him going down.
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Lilith Goddess of Rebellion @elo-cin.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The fact that he clarified whose penis it WASNT and not that Trump didnt suck it is absolutely WILD.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Why is the gate agent for my flight always the least communicative and quietist of everyone within earshot?
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I feel like a kid agin watching all these baseball players with mustaches and mullets, but I’m like 20 years older than all of them.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Thanks, Google, for the stylized, high-contrast version of the photo I took to remember where I parked.
Pointlessly stylized photo of a parking lot.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
here's a direct link to canceling your Disney+ account. post your cancellations in the comments. www.disneyplus.com/commerce/acc...
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Account | Disney+
Manage your Disney+ Account
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
You know how people called women hysterical for predicting the right wing would take down Roe v. Wade (which they've done) and then attack access to birth control (which they're doing)? Hear me when I say that women's very right to vote is next. www.npr.org/2025/08/09/n...
NPR: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reposts video of pastors saying women shouldn't vote
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 26/07/2025
Democrats: What do we need to do to win back disillusioned voters? Voters: Stand up to Trump and fight him like our lives depend on it. Democrats: Alienate our base while we chase bros who will never vote for us. Got it. Voters: That's not- Democrats: Can you give us five dollars right now?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
"We here at the New York Times take pride in our ability to start national conversations on important subjects, such as 'What the fuck is going on at the New York Times?' and 'Is there lead in their drinking water?' or 'Maybe it's a gas leak?'"
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
war, economic anxiety, existential dread — and still no pop punk revival???? smh
looming recessions, war in the middle east, feels like high school again
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/06/2025
i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/06/2025
Newsom: "The notion that the US active duty Marines, these heroes, would be used to militarized the streets of an American city is an abomination. The Founding Fathers did not live and die to see that happen in this country for no reason whatsoever than vanity."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/06/2025
Powerful statement by Sen. Alex Padilla. Please notice that anytime senators or representatives try to conduct oversight, they’re blocked. In this case, a sitting US senator was tackled to the ground and handcuffed—for asking a question. Where the hell has Chuck Schumer been on this?
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Here is Senator Alex Padilla's entire full statement after being detained by Donald Trump and Kristi Noem's Department of Homeland Security. Like he said, if they're doing this to a sitting Senator, imagine what they're doing to other people. Unconscionable.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The correct response to state violence is more protest, more people. Make it clear that a free people cannot and will not be oppressed.
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