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Joel A.

@jelasher.bsky.social
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Enthusiast of many things.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks"
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ken Paxton deletes his tweet referring to Cypress, Texas as “Cyprus” after James Talarico calls him out.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OpenAI: “our bot hacked another company without us knowing” Anthropic: “ours too” Google: “uhh yeah Gemini definitely did that also. Like three times. You don’t know the companies, they go to a different high school” Bluesky:
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hope it’s clear to everyone who cares about the survival of our democracy that we need massive turnout and landslide margins to counteract the lies and cries of fraud that are coming after the midterm vote.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Looks like Olaf in a dress.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
First time trump has slept beside melania in years.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
But no one should fucking buy them. These people don’t deserve any money for participating in this crap. I will only accept parities of this incompetent administration. No tell all bills.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That’s because it would look like this:
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Veggietales Junior Asparagus, Larry & Bob
ALT: Veggietales Junior Asparagus, Larry & Bob
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They didn’t want us to forget.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hydroxychloroquine—it’s got what plants crave!
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
His face looks like an old man’s nutsack. If I looked like that, I’d photoshop it too.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He’s either dead or permanently incapacitated, and everyone involved in covering it up should be prosecuted.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not only is this dude awesome, it’s pretty entertaining too in an 80s action movie kind of way.
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/07/2026
If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland. I’m sorry but I make the rules.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This menu is as authentic to Appalachia as JD Vance’s memoir. Who thinks dirt poor folk in the fucking mountains eat this much seafood?
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
USA watching UK and Italy:
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Squidward Watches Spongebob & Patrick Play
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Jim Carrey's Iconic Scream in Dumb and Dumber
ALT: Jim Carrey's Iconic Scream in Dumb and Dumber
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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today is one of those very rare days when Trump’s brain and reality make contact.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/06/2026
oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh come on, he also has that song that is a bastardization of both Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London that creatively rhymes “things” with “things”.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Medical issue
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a bakery display and says just whatever makes sense
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a bakery display and says just whatever makes sense
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sure, but it’s way better to owe money than to float the government an interest free loan, especially this administration
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Jeez—how upsetting is it that everyone involved in the article wanted to remain anonymous out of fear of retaliation? What does that say about our military leadership?
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Wtf is that next to the burger?
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Maybe he’s the finser of lost children. Seems like it would be useful for the MAGA/Epstein crowd.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Maybe he’s the finder of lost children. Seems like it would be useful for the MAGA/Epstein crowd.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m willing to bet Trump is now 10 for 10 in violating the 10 commandments.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The gif doesn’t work here because Bart is throwing away the “at least you tried” cake because Marge succeeded. Can you reverse it?
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Isn’t it obvious that Vance is a primary source?
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This isn’t something only “sophisticated dealmakers” know—any moderately competent parent knows you can’t make a threat you’re not willing to able to follow through on.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“Sorry folks, Strait’s closed. Mullah up front should have told ya.”
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
America First? No! New wars! More spending!
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The what ifs are frustrating, but if the next dem doesn’t pack the court we’re screwed anyway.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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a south park cartoon character says screw you guys i 'm going home
ALT: a south park cartoon character says screw you guys i 'm going home
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Sean @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Maybe it’s time for you to shut the fuck up
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
“Just about.” What an ass.
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Brian Kelly @isayisay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ironically, if you get this it might be time to schedule that colonoscopy
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/02/2026
NEW: Trump’s DoJ ordered New York SVU and New Mexico to stop investigating Epstein in 2019. www.justsecurity.org/132230/fbi-s...
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FBI’s “Stand Down” Directive to NYPD on Jeffrey Epstein Investigations, and More
The most comprehensive timeline to date of the publicly available record on New York law enforcement authorities’ action and inaction with regard to Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and other potential co-c...
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES AGAINST TRUMP'S GLOBAL TARIFFS ENACTED UNDER A FEDERAL LAW MEANT FOR NATIONAL EMERGENCIES
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Juliana Stratton @julianastratton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They said it. We’re all thinking it.
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Joel A. @jelasher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I can’t say that I’ve never wanted to say that to a witness I was defending, but I can say that I’ve never actually done it, and I’ve never defended someone accused of being a pedophile.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Amid these dark moments, something important is beginning to shift. It's clearly the result of healthy political pressure - which we must sustain, and build.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
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