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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 16/10/2026
Elon Musk is the donor behind Senate Republicans’ massive rescue mission for Ken Paxton.
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Elon Musk gave $158 million to Senate GOP group helping Paxton
The world’s wealthiest man transformed Texas’ U.S. Senate race with a massive cash infusion to the Senate GOP’s main outside group, which has taken over the airwaves with ads boosting Paxton.
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House House @househouse.com · 15/10/2026
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 15/10/2026
Big Walk isn't on Xbox because of the 'Palestinian-led BDS movement': aftermath.site/big-walk-xbox-...
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
new ghosts 🏀👻 youtu.be/Yzjr3v7mnRg
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G - H - O - S - T 🏀👻
YouTube video by Louie Zong
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This unlocked memories of me watching it at my university library, I gotta rewatch to go back to a more innocent time
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Barbed Wire @thebarbedwire.com · 28/09/2026
This evening's News Brief: The Texas Railroad Commission has nothing to do with trains. It oversees your gas rates and whether the gas system is ready for the next Winter Storm Uri.
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A new perspective
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately none of the major US semi truck manufacturers can figure out how to make an electric truck either (in any meaningful quantity)
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Written it many times before, but it bears repeating: Every player and team and league that does this is rooting for its fans to lose.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery
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james, but scary. @abacadabber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They really should be explicit in the headline that the rise in South Asian hate rhetoric is stemming directly from the united states government.
Screenshot from article: “A recent example came last week when the Department of Homeland Security posted an image on social media depicting an Indian man with the words "Get off our roads, you don't know how to drive Mr. Singh."”
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's the funniest shit in the world that the former CEO of Microsoft conceded to the insane demands of an even more avaricious guy known as Uncle Dennis. It's like a mid-level mafioso successfully shaking down Jamie Dimon.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 31/08/2026
I can't stress enough that (abortion) shit is going to hit the fan after the midterms and that the Trump administration delayed it on purpose. see also: Medicaid work requirements from the Big Ugly Bill not taking effect until Jan 2027
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A 76-year-old green card holder with stage 4 cancer was arrested at his citizenship application interview and has been held by ICE for two months. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Loreto Javar, a green card holder who’s lived in the United States for over three decades and is being treated for Stage 4 prostate cancer, has been held at the Northwest ICE Processing Center in Tacoma for more than two months. 

A 76-year-old retired hotel worker who lives in Fife with his wife and daughter, Javar was detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials June 23 during an interview for his U.S. citizenship application in Tukwila. He was receiving ongoing cancer treatment when he was taken into ICE custody, his family said, and has missed several medical appointments since his arrest.
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tesla Model S, rebadged as an Audi, with oil and gas license plate?????
Photo of read end of said white Tesla in a parking lot
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What horseshit. She embraced gay people at the height of the AIDS crisis, embraced trans people at the height of the war against them, supported Black communities and artists, and wrote the most pro-worker's rights feminist pop song of all time. Neutral my ass
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Miss Scary Tail @taildoll.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gaming Anniversaries; on this day 10 years ago, an Xbox 360 was sold in Japan.
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
amazon being so secretive we gotta apple airtag a book shipment to see that they’re buying and destroying them for AI but also having this on the warehouse front door:
Symbol for Amazon’s VGT3 operation which depicts a T rex with its mouth open over an open booky
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Please do another vinyl release!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Smiling Richard Kind
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/08/2026
in case you’re in the market:
made to order baked bean lava lamps
$69

lava lamp full of baked beans
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
forums are still the best thing online
When I was a kid the rain used to be less wet. You would get it on you and you could shake it off like a dog. So you didn't care if you went outside and it was raining. I tried telling my great grand kids this and they said "Rain has always been wet" well you weren't there. So you don't know. You can give a dog a bath but you can't make him breathe underwater is what they always used to tell me.
I'm not calling them great that's just what you call them when your grand kids have their own kids. They aren't great at all
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Bozi Tatarevic @bozitatarevic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thinking about the Toyota 222D.
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In a way, there’s approximately 70 Mike finger’s in this photo
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart
your ai flyer looks like shit
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ICE has killed another person, this time by depriving him of life-sustaining medication for a known medical condition. Jesus Manuel Arenas-Silva was detained on Thursday. He was dead by Monday. Per @detentionwatchnetwork.org:
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Those fins show a real commitment to the bit here, only slightly muddied up by the Transformers logo….unless they’re going for this
Transformers Ecto 1 action figure toy
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti
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Kevin Williams @gaytonausa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There is a good chance that if this had happened to me in this story, I would have died. www.thedrive.com/news/how-flo...
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How Flock Cameras Wrongly Tracked Me for Days Over ‘Stolen’ Plates and Sent Police After Me
A simple error got magnified by Flock's nationwide surveillance camera network and ended with four cop cars boxing me in.
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Post a photo of an American car in a foreign land
Buick Toadmaster parked along a Japanese street next to typical Japanese cars
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Removing Florida was not necessary, but it was satisfying.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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Jeff Gorvette @jeffgorvette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Mk 7/7.5 Golf R? Checks all the boxes I believe. GTI would be even cheaper but of course no AWD. I’ve loved my 2017 GTI
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🌈Wally ~ Meditating in her Cave🌈 @wallyaurora.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The world's first trillionaire did this
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Someone at work shared this today. Amazingly, the tweet is still live. Not sure any human alive is responsible for more death and destruction on a per-capita basis than Elon Musk... 🤔
Screenshot of a tweet from @NewsMax sent at 7:18am EDT on 24 June 2025. Text reads: "A government agency spending $300 million in taxpayer dollars to produce sterilized flies sounds like a dream scenario for a DOGE team looking to cut waste, fraud, and abuse."

(This program was to prevent the spread of the New World Screwworm, currently infesting Texas cattle.)
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In his first interview since being kicked out of the US, FIFA referee Omar Artan tells’s the NYT’s Matt Bigg that the biggest dream of his professional life has been shattered. The World Cup ref was questioned for 11 hours, held in a cell and then dumped on a plane. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/w...
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Somali Referee Says His World Cup Dream Is Dashed After U.S. Denies Entry
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