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Jeff Besitos💕

@jeff-besitos.bsky.social
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I was a child soldier in the Posting Wars, but now I wish for a life of peace.

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The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 5h
Some problems take care of themselves, eventually.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 6h
An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:
An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wild that Superman's secondary weakness is lead. It won't stop him from punching you like kryptonite but it will prevent him from being able to see your dick.
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would pay good money for a phone that can't receive calls.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is absolutely insane, what tf are we even doing here
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When Obama got up in front of that press briefing in 2014 and said "we tortured some folks" that really set the course for what the rest of the 21st century would be.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You ever look back over your own profile and be like yeah these posts are getting a little too funny maybe time to call my therapist.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In an effort to combat high diesel prices the Trump Administration has proposed rounding up every trucker and giving them a spanking.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd contend that the people who are doing the most with AI are often the people who understand it the least. They're smart, and often have a lot of engineering knowledge, but you can't techne your way out of dogshit priors and oh man do they all have them.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank u ai I needed to know this
Android's useless built in AI news generated a news item (apparently from Threads posts) that says "Finn Jones' Iron Fist in 'DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN' Season 3 is being described as 'good'."
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#dwts
The Epic handshake meme. a muscular arm labeled "eating tomato chutney" is shaking hands with a muscular arm labeled "watching DWTS", and the handshake is labeled "wasn't this supposed to be salsa?"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does "No More Tears" shampoo just work while you're washing your hair, or ...
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess I have good taste because I hate most things.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 19/09/2026
the purpose of this org is to create a narrative framing that sees AI as “a tool” that is important for the future of humanity, capturing consensus while pushing bans of the tech out of the window of acceptable opinion. it is an industry front group and needs to be understood as such
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not worried about this so-called "Super" El Niño. even if this is the strongest and hottest one ever, it's not like it'll be 500,000°. you know what is though? a fully charged spacium beam attack. easy win for Ultraman
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's a weird sleight of hand. The fixation on extinction directs our attention toward imaginary machine agency, but institutions already use these systems to make life-altering decisions with absolutely no accountability. They are encoding existing cruelty and applying it at scale.
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 16/09/2026
More than any higher ed development in recent memory, institutional subsidies for AI at R1 universities prove that austerity is a choice. It is not “too expensive” to invest in a humanities research infrastructure; rather, it is a choice that R1 universities make not to & subsidize AI instead.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I posit a concentration of wealth and power beyond which you're so divorced from reality that rational decision making becomes impossible. Call it the Caligula Threshold. Anyway my read is that Ellison is way over the Caligula Threshold and Bari Weiss is the horse he has chosen to command his army.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/09/2026
I've been thinking a lot about the movie Conclave and the need for less certainty and more openness during difficult times. A lot of people want to be certain both factually and morally in a time of immense uncertainty. And that need for certainty blinds us to understanding what is happening.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*rage against the machine voice* Fiddle leaf FIG on my porch at all times.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's really hard to explain what things were like after 9/11 if you weren't there. It DID unite the entire nation, but what it united us in absurd levels of performative nationalism and casual gutter racism.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Ice Cream Paint Job voice*
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Boomers were in charge of basically everything throughout the entire 9/11 and GWOT era and my take is that the key to understanding what happened is how Boomers used 9/11 as cope for trying to heal their trauma from living through the US defeat in Vietnam.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI developers are doing real harm to avoid a fake harm they made up and then became terrified of.
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HYPERFREAKT 🎃 @hyperfixt.neocities.org · 10/09/2026
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would be more worried about the AI apocalypse if it wasn't being said the same class of con artist that has been promising investors fully self driving cars in 18 months for over a decade.
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/09/2026
I just want them to know how much I hate them. I wish there was a way to get them to process how much they are hated for this. They are committed to losing even if they win. They fully plan on repeating the cycle of placeholding a new status quo until the GOP can get back to dismantling society.
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
going to vaguepost about this bc i don't want to start a discourse but i'm troubled by the way certain strands of 20thC european nationalist ideas about modern nation-states' ethnonational & cultural contiguity with the ancient world are being rehabilitated in some circles with progressive language
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Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I find that, no matter how many ways I acknowledge LLMs etc are changing, people dismiss me as “crazy” or “unserious” because I refuse to attribute those changes to “intelligence.” I will say again, automated language production and intelligence are completely different things.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you want a rational conversation about tradeoffs you should start by demanding honesty from the industry that has been lying about this technology since its inception, not to mention one of the common talking points being "You're getting this whether you like it or not"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing
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‪☭ Lib Exploder @mecha-lenin-3000.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Joe Brandon with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted post
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 02/09/2026
'Purity politics' are rarely politically/electorally expedient, but to expect that of them is to misunderstand their function as they relate to the trade-offs made for political/electoral expediency, which is to clarify what has been put at stake in those trade-offs, which is why they are necessary.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Billionaires are actually obsessed with this specific question and it's one of the reasons they are so interested in developing combat robots.
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
when most of big tech laid off like 15% of their workforce, that wasn't because that's the magic AI numbers that AI made possible they laid them off because that's the magic stonks number that makes line go up thanks to the power of superstition so much of what companies do is just *signalling*
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Average straight couple in 2026
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
whats cooler than being cool? MIKE JONES i said whats cooler than being cool? MIKE JONES
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reading Daniel Immerwahr's How to Hide an Empire, which is excellent. I'd summarize his thesis as basically "The US empire is the way it is because Americans are just too racist to do traditional imperialism, which would require them to interact with brown people."
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