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Jeff Besitos💕

@jeff-besitos.bsky.social
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I was a child soldier in the Posting Wars, but now I wish for a life of peace.

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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 7h
Freestyling until accidentally say something... horsebothering?
Youtube video: freestyling until I accidentally say something gay
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 8h
What is it with fascists and wanting to fuck horses?
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It's so fun to go back later in the game once you're over leveled and kick the shit out of the Midgar Zolom like look at me, I'm Sephiroth now
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
People who are excited to vote Democrat (as opposed to excited to vote against Republicans) in 2026 are the biggest psychopaths in the world.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A major problem with hierarchical society is that it forces every person to contend with the conceptual points in which their values cannot be universally applied. If your rulers are allowed to kill, you must internalize and externally agree that you can be killed with impunity, and that is "okay."
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Relationship goals
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mug root beer
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hulk hogan meat shoe ass computer
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No Ehrgeiz?!
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, we got her
George W Bush giving a thumbs up on an aircraft carrier below a giant mission accomplished banner with an American flag motif.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The problem is that the intermediary step is where all of us actually live.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nothing worthwhile is produced as a means, only ever as an end in itself. So the elevation of money as the universal end has degenerated all that actually exists to the status of mere means, an intermediary step to the realization of value.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The thing you have to understand about the modern world is that everything sucks now because most things (art, music, technology, city planning, etc.) are controlled by soulless money automatons who do not like that thing and certainly don't understand it.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Like, when he dies in office his biggest fans and fellow sex offenders will try like hell to half-ass the gaudiest possible monument to him, and then that brief window will charlie kirk itself shut on them almost instantly.
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Dorothy Berry @dorothyjberry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AI doesn't "bring the archive to life" or to even "show what this looked like in color." The medium is the message, in the sense that there is never life in a photo, there is a material object with artifacts that memorialized technology as much as any moment. It's all more imagination avoidance
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Protest of any sort, even protesting for good things that they nominally support, presents them with the failure of that dream.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For the relatively privileged, the Trump years hasn't really affected them personally except that it has destroyed the sense that things will just continue to slowly get better with no thought or active participation. So when they think about the end of this regime, that's what they want to change.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It felt like it couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a horror story, a serious biopic, about him, about her, and because it couldn't really commit to any of those directions, it just ended up being kind of bland.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel like it should be saying "Track b̲a̲d̲." like this was a Kelly comic.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Both these things are true. Some people are so stupid they do evil things out of ignorance. And some people make themselves as stupid as they need to be to do the evil they want to do.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In both cases, having a really kickass intro adventure is key to making that experience memorable enough that people want to play it again.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Either it's going to be a one shot at a con, or it's going to be played by an existing group during a break in their campaign, often run by someone who isn't normally the GM.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beyond that I think there's a lot of practical concerns about how an indie RPG is likely to be picked up and played by most people for the first time.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The intro adventure is one of the only opportunities the designer has to comment on this directly, by bringing all of the elements together to show explicitly how the game architecture supports the sort of stories it's designed to tell in actual play. It's almost the game's artistic statement.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some of it lives in the mechanics, obviously, but many parts of that will be generic and mechanics subtly influence feel more than they speak it into being. A lot of it lives in the world building and setting details, but those only matter in play to the extent that they're brought into the game.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, I'm talking about indie rpgs especially, which are usually aiming at a much more narrow and targeted experience. So a lot of what makes them stand out is the FEEL of play and how that relates to the kinds of stories the game is designed for. And that's a very difficult thing to embody.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In a conference room writing the words "Mental Chillness" on a big white board, moments before being tossed out of Pfizer's fifth floor window.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
True dude wipes would be made from the foreskin of a bull that died of mad cow disease, and they'd taste like prostate cancer.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When Posters Madness happens to moderators it results in Lowtax Disease, a much more serious condition. It's sort of like how the chicken pox virus causes shingles in adults.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whenever I hear that word from someone I assume they could have been in the sankey diagram.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favorite was the one where he converted the entire interior of a van into a giant gas tank and moved the driver's seat to the roof to create a car you wouldn't have to fill up as often.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pimp my ride before pimp my ride.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing beats being within "pop in" distance of an actual grocery store. Having a bodega is nice but it's not the same thing.
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some problems take care of themselves, eventually.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The final fight scene in The Legend of the Drunken Master. The fight on top of the tank from The Last Crusade. Pretty much any scene in Fury Road but especially the finale.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank u bbc
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:
An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wild that Superman's secondary weakness is lead. It won't stop him from punching you like kryptonite but it will prevent him from being able to see your dick.
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slathering my fist in bird poop, for democracy.
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm partial to this meme as well
Barbara Bush's autobiography, photoshopped so that she has black demon eyes. The title now reads "As you have forsaken Jeb, so have you forsaken me. My curse shall lie upon this nation for seven times seven generations."
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would pay good money for a phone that can't receive calls.
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