iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Women only date MAGA men if they’re in the Wetness Protection Program.

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Remember back in 2008 when we thought it was bad? Oh man, good times

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Bringing the joy of fried air to the masses and not just the 1% flamethrower owners

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word The Telltale Heart Emoji

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What kind of relationship is it where you’re together forever but only want to hang out once or twice a week?

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I actually drove one forever until the frame rusted so badly mechanics wouldn’t work on it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

God forbid a woman wants to be adored, flirted with, kissed stupid, and choked a little

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

All the best people are at least a little bit fucked up.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/02/2025

(returning to the break room for a third donut) oh, did someone bring donuts?

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Good fences make good neighbours but sluts and whores make even better neighbours.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I earned the cork on my fork

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So that you don’t hurt yourself or others. (Gentle smile)

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Ma’am, the Prime Minister’s hot tub is in serious jeopardy. Your country needs you”

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I did this once. It turned out this old lady had just come back from the vet after putting her pet down from old age. I gave her a very long hug. I think she really needed it.

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What really sucks is the states are the leaders of AI, the administration is full of idiots and angry pieces of shit and they’re going to put it in their military without having the slightest clue what could happen

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck ‘new scenes’. I went to Endgame encore and there’s less than 1 minute of ‘new scenes’. They changed post credits scene and added 30 sends of a second post credit scene. The end of the long credits teaser is a sound and a half second of an image. 3 hours long and they added less than a minute.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: [depressed] Dog: [drops ball in my lap] Hey, throw this for me Me: Ok Dog: [fetches ball] HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME DO IT AGAIN Me: [feels much better]

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

To all the guys who message my gf that they can treat her better than me, just know she is perfectly happy already because she has VERY low standards

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

If I’m reading an ‘article’ online, I close it the instant I get to a spelling mistake.

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

New Canadian measuring standard just dropped

Headline: Carbon price would cost Alberta oilsands a Timbit per barrel: climate group

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Ummm excuse me good sir, but WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK are you doing with mixing human brains with tech and teaching them to kill?

Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I’m not falling for this a second time.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

What is the difference between these two photos? (trick question they’re the same photo)

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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

When is Easter? I’m almost out of discount chocolate I stocked up on on Feb 15th

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