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@jedimeatknishes.bsky.social
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Cat-lover, sports fan, and amateur home cook.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Bill Dingus
Bill Dingus
Positions: Shortstop, Third Baseman and Second Baseman
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-1, 170lb (185cm, 77 kg)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Threads is an amazing place. And it's funny to use the most obvious example, but forget beatlemania, the entirety of pop music itself was directly targeted at teenage girls until the album era. After that it was 95% for teenage girls and 5% prog rock albums
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don't use your imagination.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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the queen of rat kings👑🐀 @hellglass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this episode is an all timer
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i tried to make a clip but i don't know if i did it justice. watch the full episode at youtu.be/zMULNhoHYos
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Clarence Mason Attorney at Raw @aceofshade.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
As a consumer nation that has already consumed everything the only thing that could possibly be sold is a lie
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I actually think it's kind of childish to call LLMs "clankers." We should just unceremoniously unplug them and imprison their creators and proponents
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Quick thoughts on the Browns announcing Deshaun Watson is their starting QB
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I do not think certain liberal pockets have the stomach for even half of what an effective Truth and Reconciliation process would look like
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Haberman and Michael Wolff both had detailed information on Natalie Harp that they were saving. To the extent investigative journalism still exists, it exists to make book royalties. What a dire place our media is in.
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Sara Margarita Medina Ramos @sarammedinaramis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Adul El-Sayed, Michigan candidate for U.S. Senate He was born in the U.S., educated at Bloomfield Hills Andover, where he was captain of the football team; studied at Univ of Mich; Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar; Columbia, where he earned an MD. Debate his views, not whether he’s a “real” American.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/08/2026
humbly submitting this to the canon, written during my son’s lightning mcqueen phase amybrown.xyz/blog/cars
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Why Do The Cars From "Cars" Have Teeth?
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GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The RNC will tell the truth from time to time, only unintentionally. 😂
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Highly usable post from last year
@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
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This Is Some Fucking Bullshit @girinero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FUCK anyone who tries to tell you different and tries to drum up some shit.
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Chill Cat 💦🥩 @jedimeatknishes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
youtu.be/utufECFYSx4?... This was recently suggested in my feed. It even has the commercials which add to the nostalgia.
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NICKELODEON 1995-1999 SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS | FULL Episodes with Commercials | Noxy repeat
YouTube video by Noxy repeat
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, I see what's going on here. The Enes Kanter Diminishing Minutes Special. I should've checked a long time ago.
Riley Gaines posing with Sophie Cunningham along with the caption "Little girls belong!" presumably on Epstein Island.Sophie Cunningham with a career-low in starts and the fewest minutes played in five years.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
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Chill Cat 💦🥩 @jedimeatknishes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dirty dew sounds like Scooby Doo's uncle that they don't really talk about or invite to family events anymore because, well, you know.
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Chill Cat 💦🥩 @jedimeatknishes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The guy who famously said "it's the economy, stupid" doesn't understand that the current change in the democratic party is because of "...the economy,stupid."
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And that guy is me
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Chill Cat 💦🥩 @jedimeatknishes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They don't create jobs. Why would anyone want rich people to come in and buy up all the housing? These people are so disconnected from reality they can't even lie well.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
😕🤷🏼
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit
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bguizzet.bsky.social @bguizzet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ok reasonable
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism? AOC: They want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here
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BTBandit @comradebushwic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jimothy Raccoon for president 2028
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Chill Cat 💦🥩 @jedimeatknishes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Skyler Blu-ray
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"
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