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Jared Counts

@jcounts.com
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A dramatic, sweeping epic of a young man going from rags to slightly more stylish rags. (Views are my own & you can't have them...wait)

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 14/09/2026
Silent Scope Bone Eater? Didn't know your mom had her own video game
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s my Samus
BREAKING NEWS
WOMAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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SHE JUST KEEPS BLOWING UP PLANETS WE CAN'T STOP HER
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 03/09/2026
Switched from 1Password to the Apple Passwords app earlier this year and haven't looked back, though I switched because I didn't want to keep paying an ever-increasing monthly fee
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 29/08/2026
Women's front butts only do this when they're distressed
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 29/08/2026
Yes yes yes noooooooooo
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The lines of MAGA attack against both Ossoff and Talarico--"feminine," "beta," "theater kid," "low-T," etc.--are a beta test for the GOP, which is hoping that anti-gay hatred will be their next winning argument. You'll hear "homo" and "faggot" in their 2028 campaigns--and they'll come for marriage.
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Alex Cranz @cranz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the one good thing about a super rural restaurant. You walk in and see the former menu and know you're gonna have a good time--or at least interesting. You see the latter and you know you're getting dinner by Sysco with a dash of TikTok trends from five years ago.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 19/08/2026
A sonorous dong-horn, if you will
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Bryant Francis @bryantfrancis.me · 06/08/2026
Holy shit this blog is amazing.
productionalchemist.com
I Have Never Seen a Game Fail Because the Artists Were Too Slow
AI is optimising the cheapest part of production
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 06/08/2026
IT'S CLEFAIRY
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is funny that as more people get duped by AI, the response more frequently seems to be to insist that the models are developing godlike intelligence and we all need to be sooo careful when the real lesson is clearly that the human psyche can get absolutely one-shotted by personalized flattery
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They specifically want books before 2022 because they are uncorrupted by AI. They need books that have not been poisoned by the poison they are making. It's just like pre-war steel. They invented cultural radiation.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 29/07/2026
You can read but you gotta do all the voices. That's what they're paying you for. Alao, barefoot. For the bonus tier
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There was a run of time in the later years of the 20th century when two of the most recognizable cultural figures were named Deep Throat and Magic Johnson, and we all just said yep ok
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.
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Alex Cranz @cranz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I thought of all this the other night and said "this could do numbers on Bluesky."
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Alex Cranz @cranz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Gen Z are wood elves - not that bad - everyone still hates on them - people want to be them until they realize they usually broke ass
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Alex Cranz @cranz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Gen X are hobbits/halflings - people keep forgetting they exist - but they're very important - love to chill
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Alex Cranz @cranz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Boomers are humans - there are so so many - they are everywhere - they keep butting into everyone's business with main character energy
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Alex Cranz @cranz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If the different generations were fantasy races Millennials would be the ethereal elves that live apart. - a grasp of technology so impressive it appears to be magic - eternally young with dewy skin - everyone else hates us
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 08/07/2026
Honestly, Steve Dallas getting his brain scrambled by aliens was how I learned what feminism actually is
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 08/07/2026
Me too! That, Calvin and Hobbes, and the Far Side were my go-to comics collections as a kid
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NPR @npr.org · 08/07/2026
Public media was founded on a mission to create a more informed public. As a nonprofit, we work for you. We’re funded by you. Your support keeps journalists on the ground, asking questions, amplifying unheard voices and sharing powerful stories in service to the public. Donate Now: n.pr/3SzxYze
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Evergreen.
Josh
@JoshMLabelle
We've assembled 100 people with
ADHD and 5 people with no soft skills to manage them, and given them a simple goal: make an impossible amount of money. We call it the games industry, and we think it's going to work great.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 24/06/2026
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com @cwgabriel.bsky.social On today's comic, on the book cover, did y'all intentionally misspell "Illiterate"? Because if so that's the funniest joke in the whole thing
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
look I recognize UK politics are none of my business but have you all tried letting the cat be prime minister?
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They hate gender studies for the same reason they hate legitimate journalism: They don’t like people pointing out what they’re doing.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 03/06/2026
Latah Quaids!
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"He's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he's gone" is a very good line of attack against Trump.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 26/05/2026
I didn't even play Destiny, but I couldn't tell you how many times I've said "Eyes up Guardian" to my daughter when I've needed her attention on something.
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Gilbert Martinez @gilpym.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nothing beats @brightwalldarkroom.com when it comes to film writing. In a world of "optimizing SEO" & worse they are the epitome of "for the love of the game." If you can swing it, please subscribe. If you can't, spread the word. No matter what, read them.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 12/05/2026
My sister saw Purity Ring here in Houston a few weeks ago and told me they were playing Cruel Angel’s Thesis from Evangelion before the show
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 12/05/2026
“Oh I’m not going anywhere Michael”
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/05/2026
OK someone tell me what kind of guy this is
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 07/05/2026
Honestly, my favorite part of that comic is the “toink” in panel 2. And man, the discs that our guns launched (while unmodified) still kinda stung.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 07/05/2026
Found some old Nerf guns in the garage and was reminded of this gem: www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/0... @cwgabriel.bsky.social @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com
penny-arcade.com
Really More Of A Loose Guideline - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 06/05/2026
I considered doing a #BurgerKing meme for my charity gaming group, but result was too much like a real ad. So I used this @penny-arcade.com classic. (CC: @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com, @cwgabriel.bsky.social)
An image in the style of a modern retro-styled Burger King ad. There's a Whopper hamburger front and centre, with the slogan "I hope you like text." But between the two half-buns of the Burger King logo, there's this in small red text:

"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

"When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The entire right wing ecosystem, from politics to media to business, is just for-profit contrarianism. The formula is: they name a real shortcoming of the imperfect status quo and once they got you they sell you horseshit that's much, much worse
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/05/2026
In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 27/04/2026
If those made it onto the cartridge (and my math is sound), he took up almost half of kilobyte with his credits. On a Game Boy game! Those carts were tiny! The hubris!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What made the Metaverse so funny is that VR was always destined for Furries and anime avatar weirdos hanging out in an accurate recreation of a Waffle House and any attempt to extend that to normies was destined to fail.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 03/04/2026
As I slowly work through my gaming backlog, I’m playing the PS4 remake of Nier: Replicant. While the bulk of the game happens in the 35th century, some of the logs and documents you find are from the far-flung future of *checks notes* last year.
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 28/03/2026
It’s similar to the Craft Boyfriends you used to see all over Etsy, gamely/grudgingly modeling all manner of knit/crocheted garments
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 28/03/2026
PAX and any other convention where there are cosplayers. It’s more a role than a specific person
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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 15/03/2026
And handles like a Best Western
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