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Jared Counts

@jcounts.com

A dramatic, sweeping epic of a young man going from rags to slightly more stylish rags. (Views are my own & you can't have them...wait)

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 02/01/2025

We have a cat that sploots, but also toolps (same position but on his back)

A black-and-white tuxedo cat splooting (laying on his belly with his back feet splayed)

A black-and-white tuxedo cat laying on his back, fully displaying his floofs and sadness

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 20/09/2024

Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat(s) #cats

A black and white cat sitting on top of a bookshelf, being lit from below and looking *ominous*

A tortoise-shell cat on a bookshelf, being ominously lit from below

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 18/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #611,074! It’s nice to be included

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 16/03/2024

Because of Lisa Frank, “Neon Moon” by Brooks & Dunn is stuck in my head. We bought some Lisa Frank unicorn sugar cookies with a unicorn name generator on the back. My dad’s unicorn name turned out to be Neon Moon. My wife mentioned the song, the rest is history

Lisa Frank Unicorn Name Generator, on the back of a box of premade sugar cookies. You take the first letter of your name and the month you were born and combine them from the two lists. My name is Jared and I was born in March, so my unicorn name is “Confetti Pearl”

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 20/02/2024

Does anyone know what the hell Instagram’s iOS app is up to? I was wondering why my battery was getting low, checked the Battery section in Settings. It was onscreen for a minute, and it was 80% of my phone’s energy usage for the hour. I know Meta is a leech but dang

The Battery section of the iOS Settings app. Within 15 minutes of screen on time, Instagram consumed 80% of the energy used within that hour

The Battery section of the iOS Settings app. Within 15 minutes of screen on time, Instagram was on screen for 1 minute.

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 28/01/2024

I was I could relax nearly as thoroughly as this asshole can

A beige tabby cat, sprawled out asleep in a heating pad

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 02/12/2023

AKAB (All Kringles Are Bastards)

Elf on the Shelf Cereal, a balanced breakfast of the surveillance state

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Jared Counts @jcounts.com · 23/09/2023

Marika’s tits, you must be ‘ungry

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