Reposted by Jaycob BurnsRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/05/2025They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs! 502188663614
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsMurshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025This looks like an SNL skit. 811207133
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/04/2025"And now we bring you a Fox News exclusive interview with President Trump ..." 21723130
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8859112528452
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/04/2025A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942. 5044209812552
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 03/04/2025I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao 19101331834
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsAdam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 02/04/2025Now THAT’s a headline, no notes 451736475
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depressiontheonion.comTrump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To DepressionWASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st... 175136292904
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13/03/2025economic version of Baghdad Bob 3256774
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsJonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 13/03/2025Matt Taibbi: Not beating the "fell for the wallet inspector" allegations 731231104
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/03/2025Fox Business interviewed the owner of a Pennsylvania auto dealership who said of Trump's tariffs, "nobody is gonna buy the truck, because it just had $20,000 price increase." 771313243
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsAward-Winning Reporter Dave Colon @davecolon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025We have kind of two mayoral races going on right now. One is a bunch of earnest left of center wonks putting out policy papers and the other one is two guys doing an Alien vs. Predator thing 231135184
Jaycob Burns @jcoburns.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I have to say, bold hollywood move to let a Bond villain have a say in who gets to be the new James Bond 100
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsPeter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Having served as a Moscow correspondent in the early days of Putin's reign, this reminds me of how the Kremlin took over its own press pool and made sure that only compliant journalists were given access. 1021205156343
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/02/2025NEW: Archived tweets for Gavin Kriger, Musk's 20-something DOGE employee wreaking havoc inside USAID, shows that Kriger has retweeted multiple neo-Nazis including Nick Fuentes, leader of the so-called Groyper movement, and another popular explicit Nazi account recently unmasked by @travisbrown.dev 289118755607
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsDavid Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 31/01/2025"Were you hired because of your last name?" 881178154
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsBill Nemacheck @billnemacheck.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I thought Nazis were better with rockets? 841935
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 13/01/2025They took it away, nearly two years ago, along with all the backups. In honor of his performance this season, I rebuilt it from scratch. ilovecitr.us/darnoldilovecitr.usSam Darnold Out Indefinitely Generator 2.0Sam Darnold Out Indefinitely Generator 2.0It's back! 951020207
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025theonion.comMark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook HeadquartersMENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ... 21935741211216
Jaycob Burns @jcoburns.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Just completely insane that it's two months following the election, and the broad media attitude has collectively been "well he has some decent points worth discussing." Absolute goldfish memory what 2016-2020 was to live through 000
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/01/2025Does Trump think “windfall” is a type of windmill? (The piece he links to does not mention wind energy.) 109685161403
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsSouth Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 03/01/2025 27924
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/01/2025364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish" 221857233
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/12/2024Aaron Rodgers “totally blows”? [condescending chuckle] I’m guessing you follow MAINSTREAM stats. 873982
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school 112122302051
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I’m tired of American society promoting mediocrity over genius and the most highbrow example of this I can think of is Screech from Saved by the Bell. I am also incredibly wealthy and have political power. All of these things are unrelated. 1053122353
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024It’s funny that we are all acknowledging that private health care is an absolute bureaucratic nightmare designed to limit treatment at the expense of patients’ lives and lots of people still believe that trans kids are just walking into medical facilities and getting treatment without question. 322344713
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The pendulum has swung too far the other way: today’s children aren’t scared *enough* of quicksand. 1725531
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 02/12/2024“That was a big mistake, Bart. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it." 29918
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 27/11/2024It’s probably time for Drake to go MAGA. That’s the only avenue left. 1923914
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsOzTots 🏳️🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Drake sued this song back onto the charts 😂 313816
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If you’re sitting on any emails that need urgent response, now is the time to send them. This afternoon is for scheduled emails about group projects with long timelines only. 3442
Reposted by Jaycob Burnssouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/11/2024This podcaster packed more revelation into a two hour on camera interview with Musk’s estranged father than Walter Isaacson got in a whole biography. youtu.be/KH1U5x8LXgs?...youtu.beEPISODE 613 | ERROL MUSK On Growing Up in SA, Elon Musk,Donald Trump,Dating Step Daughter,Ex Wife’sYouTube video by MacG 1139978
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Motion to rename the Streisand Effect after Drake 361530105
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Bluesky is getting better at comedy and it’s making Twitter nervous. 11603
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsDustin Moskovitz @moskov.goodventures.org · 22/11/2024AOC was truly forged in the fires of the first Trump administration, first joining Congress in the midterm elections. She is antima incarnate. 111010109
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsCrazy ass moments in American politics @ampolmoments.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Ex-Florida Governor and one time presidential hopeful Jeb Bush (R-FL) locks his keys in his car, then uses a CVS store phone to call for help (2021) 2535
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/11/2024BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms. 476175194165
Jaycob Burns @jcoburns.bsky.social · 20/11/2024@jackthemc.bsky.social really getting the hang of some of these features 011
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024“Gentlemen, I’ve decided there will be no investigation. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ll go away.” 19412
Reposted by Jaycob BurnsDov @drnelk.bsky.social · 15/10/2024Odysseus after a god rescues him from the latest trap delaying his return home. 26217
