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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It the White Sox win the World Series, we all have to go to church. That’s the rule.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They are dead. They are gone. No one lasts forever.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Turned on this Atlanta/Philly game just in time to see Bryce fuck up, immediately followed by Bryce tying the game. Whiplash!

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026

I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Helen Keller denialism" has been one of my signature bits for years, why do these real-life idiots take everything from me ?!?!

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wonder when Katy Perry will perform at the Covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts

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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the heart of the AI industry is taking without asking, taking what you want, taking because you don't care, ignoring what others think and say and just doing it because it's good for you

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I joined a gay volleyball team, despite never having played volleyball before. And I finally had the first week where I was a net positive on the court! We’re 0-4, but at least we’re hot and having fun!

Most of my gay volleyball team, “Bluetilicious”

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if I can’t bring my favorite cat to the job interview I’m not goin

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Toy Story 5’s best moment is when Woody & Buzz have to use the lizard to control Lilypad bc the screen doesn’t recognize their plastic fingers but lizard hands do the trick. Second best moment is when Jessie made me cry underneath the tire swing. Third best moment is anytime Bullseye is here.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Criterion Channel app stopped being supported on my 2017 Samsung TV 😭😭😭

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you see me on sniffies in Chicago this weekend, it’s not actually me, sorry 😞 I am, however, *very* honored to be chosen as somebody’s catfish avatar!! Somebody out there’s got good taste!!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can’t believe LinkedIn got this debate over with a full 7 days ago and yet my timeline is all about iced coffee now.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026

Look, we know for fucking sure that my dog is sapient and also unpredictable and it turns out of he mauls someone I’m liable and he can be put down.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The lesbian dive bar in MA story is giving me strong flashbacks to the Chicago Drag Council insanity of 2020/21, which started off w people who wanted to make a positive change and ended up imploding the entire city's queer scene through pointless internecine bickering and misdirected anger.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I didn’t think it could get worse but oh my god it got so much worse today.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Day 1 of a 2-day project is in the books and I'm in awe at how incompetent everybody I'm working with is.

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m only four years late to this but The Dropout (the Theranos miniseries w Amanda Seyfried and Naveen Andrews) is incredible television.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Look just because we’ve lost every game we’ve played doesn’t mean we’re not the sexiest volleyball team you’ve ever seen ok

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Narrator: he did not, in the end, get it together. $1000 across three separate vet visits, none of which could get a sterile urine sample bc he pees when he’s scared so there’s nothing left for the vet to collect.

Richard the grey cat w a little tongue bleep

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This might be the single least effective ad I’ve ever seen. Look at how FLAT that ass is, even with the extra support!

An awful ad on TikTok from Jockey, advertising a jockstrap but the butt is flat AF

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New Miley. New CRJ. New Tove Lo. New MNEK. New Orville. New Bloomfie (@jakeismaking.bsky.social). New Empress Of. New Rhiannon Giddens. Some days it feels like the music industry is trying to kill me.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Update - my baby completed a round of antibiotics, and the very next morning he resumed his bad peeing behavior, but even worse, and this time there's blood in the urine. Meaning we'll be returning to the vet today, despite his protestations. My poor little guy!!!

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 17/09/2026

"Enjoy the camps" is a succinct summation of the current moment trans people find ourselves in. People who insist they're allies also loudly proclaim they won't lift a finger to help us, will say nothing when we're attacked and even tacitly agree with the attacks, and still claim moral superiority.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I can’t believe the one Polymarket bet I’ve ever made came true!!

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The winner of this contest has the chance to do the funniest thing.

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Les LeMieux @leslemieux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm thinking there's a Pulitzer Prize waiting for the reporter dicovering the identity of the FBI applicant who engaged in beastiality and what their relationship is to Kash Patel causing him to change the standard and allow that person into the agency.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The team over at GoonPlex is really doing some great work out on these streets

BECAGED
TIME TO CAGE CHECK
New from Goonplex, and it's live now. BeReal, but for cage checks: once a day, at a random time, everyone locked gets the prompt. Five minutes to post a live photo of your cage. Post, and today's wall unlocks.
CERTIFIED. Fail, and you own it: you share the FAILED card. Nothing is self-declared. Your streak, the board and your grid come out of certified checks only.
Locktober starts 1 October. Thirty-one certified days in a row is the
from day one.

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

life hack - get you a husband who looks at you like this 🥰🥰

Husband and me in a tiny lil diner booth

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The older I get, the more insane this feels. Like, literally why do we do this?! For what reason?!

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OzTots 🏳️‍🌈¯\_🥳_/¯🏳️‍⚧️ @oztots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My little man looooooves to have kidney stones (or UTI’s?). Thank god for pet insurance, amirite?

Richard the grey cat in a turquoise cat bubble carrier, sitting on a black leather car seat.

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