iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Was thinkin bout that increased signature bag after he died, gotta respect the hustle

If I were ol’ “Kashy P” I’d be wearing sunglasses/those semi-tinted glasses from the 70’s a lot more often.

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Should be more … for the economy, of course.

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just realized we’re gonna be paying for the funerals of all these dying senators, on top of gas/food/basics being at a very dumb high. Neat!

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whatcha thinkin?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Stranger: wtf is wrong with you? Me: *deep breath

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If only I could be perc’d out and useless in my job, after taking like three months off while making six figures a year …

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Spelling backpack as backpaque and demanding people engage me in robust debate

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“Anthropic CEO says AI companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they’ll go bankrupt.” Ok. Go bankrupt then.

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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

reading a leather-bound holy bible on the subway while my dog skateboards back and forth with a venmo qr taped to his butt

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

my “no immediate plans to send the military to polling sites” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

US military has no plans to send troops to midterm polling sites, Dan Caine says

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck

This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

tupac shakur died?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So yea, how’s everyone doing?

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why am I seeing Texas politicians begging for money in ads when I live nowhere near Texas?

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you liked the Chicago Rat Hole, you’ll LOVE the Brooklyn Potato Chasm

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Genuinely, why do data centers need *fresh water* to function? Someone explain it to me.

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’m not even advocating this, just simply pointing out the obvious inevitability.

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It is literally only a matter of time before data centers start getting burnt down or sabotaged. Like, if you can’t see this happening simply as a matter of course you’re either a dumbass or an even bigger type of dumbass, hitherto unknown.

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hi, hello, I’m not online as much anymore because most of it is either an obvious grift or overrun by bots/ai. If you’ve somehow felt like chatting dm me. Otherwise will follow the course of being a weird recluse both in real life and online, only occasionally popping up.

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So cool and awesome that the amount of food recalls has done nothing but flourish under an admin that seemingly is going out of their way to make sure we shit ourselves to death.

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Don’t like McGregor, don’t like Fallon. Glad they’re both getting shit. Get fucked, dweebs.

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Stg if Bezos actually starts taking what little fresh water we have I might actually [redacted] [redacted]

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I love how AMC trailers are now 1. Trailers 2. Ad for Amazon 3. More trailers 4. AMC ad telling you you’re at a movie 5. AMC ad reminding you that you’re at a movie 6. 5-sec cut of Nicole Kidman reminding you you’re at the movies 7. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE 8. Did you know you’re at the movies

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

*shakes myself awake after hearing Nicole Kidman* wha-what the fuck … where am I?!

Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 31/05/2026

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if you have a dick or boobs or a vagina or an ass this post is for you

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Never thought I’d be alive in a world where I’d learn that the current pope, from Chicago, would reference Gandalf in a 40k+ treatise against the use of AI - an adjacent and important theme in another once-thought completely fictional book series, Dune.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

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Knowledge Fight was and remains one of the all-time great podcasts. It is the rarest kind of thing: a show that entertains while having a real-life impact. Dan and Jordan helped defang and neuter elements of a powerful propaganda network. Excited to see what both do next.

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Shaftoe @jbshaftoe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Cheers to the boys 🍻 their intrepid and humorous work shan’t be forgotten

What does “political cause” even mean in current times? Cuz I hate to tell you, but most regular people are either dumb as hell or don’t know what the fuck is happening on a daily basis.

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Jerry … *chuckles softly* you scamp

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Lost sleep over how fucking bad it is.

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I’d wager that has more to do with the rife ecosystem of misinformation people in the current admin have sailed on for over a decade in tandem with the virulent and unchecked expansion of AI, but aiight.

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