Reposted by JaredPeter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026 3238961444
Reposted by Jaredputawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 207101311507
Reposted by Jaredjuli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 983702066
Reposted by JaredFederico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026this is my vent art 4050901009
Reposted by JaredTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the truck from city escape has been compromised to a permanent end 3670156
Reposted by Jaredits giving birthday babe :) @calamitycarl.com · 09/10/2026The "how you die" label bot thing makes some posts even better, honestly. 221535379
Reposted by Jaredreally bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sega has betrayed their loyal fans. His name was "Sonic" and now in an act of spite, he's been renamed to "McLaren Racing". They've officially gone too fucking far. I will no longer be buying products in the "McLaren Racing The Hedgegog" series. 01334442
Reposted by Jared実田千聖 @mitachisato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#スト6 ファイティンググラウンド キャミィの部分 #StreetFighter6 038073
Reposted by JaredKuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026its very funny now that interview w the FF7 devs saying "we're very picky about what we cross over with" basically in regards to not doing a tekken collab, meanwhile Cloud's about to be driving the Five Guys Minecart in Pac-Land 310614
Reposted by Jaredwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them 11529203
Reposted by JaredChris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me 312748730
Reposted by JaredToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pete Browngardt, creator of ‘Uncle Grandpa’ and ‘Looney Tunes Cartoons’, reposts the infamous image of Uncle Grandpa sticking a gun in his mouth following the news of the closing of Skydance Corporation. 182306523
Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I'm looking at the 20% Humble Store discount right nowstatic.klipy.comSpice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink SuitALT: Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit 020
Reposted by JaredThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7677381106
Reposted by JaredSilencedVouivre @silencedvouivre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bridget #GuiltyGear 162588938
Reposted by Jaredbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite 1337676
Reposted by JaredYves 🎮 Playing P5X @yge9999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Dev Avengers #Danganronpa #NierAutomata #Undertale #ResidentEvil #Bayonetta #NoMoreHeroes #GravityRush #KidIcarus #Kirby #428ShibuyaScramble #ShadowOfTheColossus 019083
Reposted by Jaredskelemi @skelemi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Movie night with the goofs! 📺 #disney #goofy #maxgoof 323775
Reposted by JaredEinen Kaffee Bitte : Comms Closed 3/3 ✍️ @franzkafkaffee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026TRON BONNE 113627962
Reposted by JaredChococonisky (Commissions Closed) @chococonisky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Inktober Day 2 : Matikanefukukitaru #inktober2026 #inktober #matikanefukukitaru 011858
Reposted by JaredChococonisky (Commissions Closed) @chococonisky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Inktober Day1 : Special Week #inktober2026 #inktober #specialweek 1693215
Reposted by JaredAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You really can’t make this shit up. 790150134408
Reposted by JaredImperer Ric - l'big forehead féerique qui fait des gâteaux @impererric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kawaii Jenny is just a proof that Tokusatsu as a genre have no limits when it comes to overall creativity and variety A magical girl serie with elements from series like Charlie Angels who main selling point is how the characters are all DOLLS, and is awesome 7585283
Reposted by JaredJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 119116032879
Reposted by JaredFlex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also ask me about my omni directional boner 18232
Reposted by JaredNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162795616
Reposted by JaredMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The tweet that immediately came to mind: 221746399
Reposted by JaredTedbob84 @tedbob84.bsky.social · 28/09/2026King (King of Fighters) Probably my favorite attire of all the games 9581210
Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No real order for this. Had to exclude some games, like Ratchet and Clank, and the Arkham series. Going through these, a lot of them really captured me with their demo. Demos are such a lost art. I miss them. I used to download the new demos every Tuesday on the PS3's store. 010
Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just bought Far Cry 6 and Stranger of Paradise on sale and goddamn. Just a little bit over 200GB between the two of them 000
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
