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Jared

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An all around just okay he / him Complains a lot Latino

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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
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Syni @synibread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lalala
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the truck from city escape has been compromised to a permanent end
godzilla eating the powerful GUN truck from the city escape level of the sega dreamcast game "sonic adventure 2
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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its giving birthday babe :) @calamitycarl.com · 09/10/2026
The "how you die" label bot thing makes some posts even better, honestly.
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really bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sega has betrayed their loyal fans. His name was "Sonic" and now in an act of spite, he's been renamed to "McLaren Racing". They've officially gone too fucking far. I will no longer be buying products in the "McLaren Racing The Hedgegog" series.
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実田千聖 @mitachisato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#スト6 ファイティンググラウンド キャミィの部分 #StreetFighter6
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
its very funny now that interview w the FF7 devs saying "we're very picky about what we cross over with" basically in regards to not doing a tekken collab, meanwhile Cloud's about to be driving the Five Guys Minecart in Pac-Land
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pete Browngardt, creator of ‘Uncle Grandpa’ and ‘Looney Tunes Cartoons’, reposts the infamous image of Uncle Grandpa sticking a gun in his mouth following the news of the closing of Skydance Corporation.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
Kevin McCallister walking down a hallway in Resident Evil saying "hey! I'm not afraid anymore"

Then the second frame is the Resident Evil Dog™™ jumping through the window and making Kevin scream
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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SilencedVouivre @silencedvouivre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bridget #GuiltyGear
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite
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Yves 🎮 Playing P5X @yge9999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Dev Avengers #Danganronpa #NierAutomata #Undertale #ResidentEvil #Bayonetta #NoMoreHeroes #GravityRush #KidIcarus #Kirby #428ShibuyaScramble #ShadowOfTheColossus
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skelemi @skelemi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Movie night with the goofs! 📺 #disney #goofy #maxgoof
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Einen Kaffee Bitte : Comms Closed 3/3 ✍️ @franzkafkaffee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
TRON BONNE
it's Tron Bonne!
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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🟢🤖GUMI V7 11/11 @gumidotwav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chococonisky (Commissions Closed) @chococonisky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inktober Day 2 : Matikanefukukitaru #inktober2026 #inktober #matikanefukukitaru
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Chococonisky (Commissions Closed) @chococonisky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inktober Day1 : Special Week #inktober2026 #inktober #specialweek
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Imperer Ric - l'big forehead féerique qui fait des gâteaux @impererric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kawaii Jenny is just a proof that Tokusatsu as a genre have no limits when it comes to overall creativity and variety A magical girl serie with elements from series like Charlie Angels who main selling point is how the characters are all DOLLS, and is awesome
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透明屿 @taiyangyu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
春麗 Chun-Li #StreetFighter #ChunLi
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Close up of the Punisher's face, His right hand on top of a steering wheel. He narrates himself: "The only private party who should have free access to assualt rifles is ME. The Punisher."
From the radio: "A-WHOP BOP-A-LOO-BOP, A WHOP-BAM BOOM."
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Flex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also ask me about my omni directional boner
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Terrible day for all my OnlyFans subscriptions to renew
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Knerr @knerrvana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#metroid Ravenous
samus in her new suit from metroid ravenous.  Her arm is glowing and casting a shadow behind her.  Her shadow resembles the metroid suit rather than her normal one.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Tedbob84 @tedbob84.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King (King of Fighters) Probably my favorite attire of all the games
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Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No real order for this. Had to exclude some games, like Ratchet and Clank, and the Arkham series. Going through these, a lot of them really captured me with their demo. Demos are such a lost art. I miss them. I used to download the new demos every Tuesday on the PS3's store.
My 9 games in no real order.

Kingdom Hearts 2; Best combat of the series. Only played KH1 before this, so I had no clue what was going on. Still loved it, though.

Sly 2; Played the demo in Ratchet and Clank 3 endlessly. Was not disappointed when I got the full game some time later.

Spyro 2; Goated game. Goated soundtrack. Goated gameplay. Goated humor. Played this a lot as a kid and still play it to this day.

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland; First online experience playing the PS2 version on PS3. Also, just a great culmination of the franchise's mechanics and skill expression.

Devil May Cry 3; Liked DMC1, skipped DMC2, but loved DMC3. I spent hours on Vergil 3. What a goated game.

Dragon's Dogma; Played the demo endlessly, creating new characters and completing all the quests. Full game is just as good.

Warhawk; Made a lot of friends playing this game. Played it a whole lot, even though I got it long after it stopped getting support.

Persona 4 Arena; First fighting game I sunk my teeth into. Played a lot of online with my friends. Great, if unbalanced, game.

inFamous; This shit was my whole personality for a few years of my life.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just bought Far Cry 6 and Stranger of Paradise on sale and goddamn. Just a little bit over 200GB between the two of them
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
carlsbad tribute
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This shit is rad, by the way
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Jared @jazzedbah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found #StreetFighterdle 9/26/2026 in 2 tries ⚔️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩 streetfighterdle.net
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