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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026So far 33 Bond Girls have died across the film franchise. It’s 3,200% more dangerous fucking James Bond than *being* James Bond. Anyway…how’s your Saturday so far? Good? Don’t answer that. Nobody cares. Bond Girls are dropping like flies. 000
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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“Vote for Dems! We’re progressive!” Cool, then I’ll vote for the most progressive Dems. “NO DON’T VOTE FOR THOSE DEMS!” 010
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