iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither

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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

“lol I’m SUCH a Carrie,” I say as a bucket of pig’s blood spills all over me.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

[Bruce Springsteen voice]:

Tweet by @LAScanner with picture attached. The caption reads: A Tesla Cybertruck crashed into the Beverly Hills hotel sign last night

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*sitting down for a job interview* sorry I’m late I don’t want to be here

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

over the next few weeks and months you’re going to be absolutely inundated with articles and videos about how sad Trump voters are now that their American nightmare has been made a reality and it is your patriotic duty to not give a single fuck about their regrets

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

don’t kiss a gift horse in the mouth or whatever the saying is

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve been watching the X-Men cartoon series, and I’m convinced Gambit’s real power is his ability to live his whole life with a level of thirst that would instantly kill an ordinary man.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23h

Gonna be pretty disappointed if the new Avengers doesn’t feature The Baconator

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 9h

You want an ethics reform bill. I want Donald Trump to know what the White House looks like upside down. We are not the same.

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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 9h

they're adding a fishing minigame to dying so before you die you sit there like half alive playing the fishing minigame

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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 9h

No the name is Rage Against YOUR Machine, MY machine is perfect and wonderful and never hurt anyone I was directly looking at.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 9h

I keep trying to articulate it, and the best I’ve come up with is it’s just a question of volume. They always believed all these terrible things, and they acted them out one at a time. He’s sort of removed that valve, I guess.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 10h

sleeping the sleep of coming back home for two more games with your ace on deck

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 13h

It is morning, blueskis.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 10h

Love my tweeds. It’s such a versatile and varied fabric. Here’s one of my favorites, in a color called Lovat green, though there’s no green in it. The effect is achieved by blending threads of blue, yellow, and red.

A green tweed kilt jacket hanging against an off-white wall.

A closeup of herringbone tweed. The overall impression is green. Flecks of red can be seen. There is a button hole in the lapel, and a bit of the gold liner can be seen.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 22h

tried to unlock the front door with my burrito

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When you hit the second light switch in the bathroom or kitchen you don’t normally use: where the fuck am I

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’m not unenlightened, I’m just resting my third eye

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Every so often this whole website gets the zoomies, and it’s not nearly as adorable as it sounds.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

reprimanded by hr just because I put ‘tummy hort’ as my away message on teams

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

to make a tv show you need one banana-shaped man and one-orange shaped man. let me explain.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Yes, you’re breaking my heart, but you’re shaking my confidence bi-weekly, at best.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

If I tell you to enjoy the camp, this is what I mean.

Frank-N-Furter,Riff Raff,and Magenta from Rocky Horror Picture Show

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I showed you my chakra please respond

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

How does the conservative religio-dipshit movement keep up with all the objectively cool stuff they have to hate? Is there a newsletter?

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Big Natural Landmarks would be a great name for a tour guide company

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

when the turkish guy takes back your ice cream right as you're about to grab it

Why do asian men play mean tricks on their white friends?
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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

"Oh, you're sad? Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin" I start playing. It's Untouched by The Veronicas. You feel better immediately.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 29/01/2025