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jaypea but spooky

@jaypea.bsky.social
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North Ga via South Ga I'm here to make my little posts. He/Him my skeets from worst to first: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnb…

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love my tweeds. It’s such a versatile and varied fabric. Here’s one of my favorites, in a color called Lovat green, though there’s no green in it. The effect is achieved by blending threads of blue, yellow, and red.
A green tweed kilt jacket hanging against an off-white wall.A closeup of herringbone tweed. The overall impression is green. Flecks of red can be seen. There is a button hole in the lapel, and a bit of the gold liner can be seen.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An animated tv frame that reads “Note: Jurickson Profar died on the way back to his home planet.”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ten weeks into unemployment and chill and the means of production gives you this look wyd
Young Stalin looking devastatingly handsome as he stares right at you in a black jacket and checked scarf. His hair. It’s so messy. It must have taken him hours to get it like that.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Theoden King telling Aragorn “Less than half of what I’d hoped for.”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Charlotte, the spider from Charlotte’s Web, with a speech bubble.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bart Simpson looking perturbed as Martin looks on with a satisfied expression.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m watching the original X-Men series, and this popped up for just a second at the beginning of the 4th episode.
A screen from S1, E4 of X-Men. Sabertooth is flying through a mottled background. The text reads “DEADLY REUNIONS” and the faces of Wolverine and Deadpool are visible.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Still having a great time with the old turntable and stereo, and it sounds great with one of my favorite albums ever. Flowers on the Wall is a Saturday morning tradition in our house, now analog.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey why don’t you practice fucking right off out of my mentions
jaypea @@jaypea.bsky.social •6m
floored by how rapidly things went from
"I'm worried this job search could take more than a few weeks" to "let me just put the finishing touches on this delivery driver application"

Touchdwn
@touchdwn.bsky.social
That anxiety is so normal — interviewing is stressful for everyone. What helped me was practicing out loud for 10 min. You've got this!
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Long Day Factory meme: The cat, wearing a tie, says "I hope there aren't a lot of emails and spreadsheets" while standing in front of a building labeled "emails and spreadsheets factory".
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don’t think this thirst is justified, Cynthia.
A woman looking literally thirsty, with her tongue out and eyes laser focused.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Kung Fuck.”
A deer being interviewed by someone holding a microphone with a big “3” on it. You can tell by the tracks in the snow he came a long way for this interview.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Matt Olson looks like he bet his house on being the mlb leader in singles but he can’t stop hitting dingers
Matt Olson looking dejected after hitting a home run. His hand is in the air in celebration, but you can tell he doesn’t mean it.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
lord help me I’m back on my campari and soda bullshit
Campari and soda in a glass with ice. The sun shining through the bright red drink casts a red glow on the table below.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A brown horse with an absolutely bonkers facial expression.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
when I see a prettyboy
a map zoomed in on prettyboy dam
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I posted a few weeks ago about a vintage turntable my son and I were restoring, but I never showed the finished product. We did all the soldering, polishing, etc. ourselves, and it works great! We’re pretty proud of ourselves.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
mfw anybody says Kirk Cousins is washed
Homer Pavlos tweeted: PS: I'm coming for all of you. You have no idea what you have awakened. I'm a Spartan, and these are my ancestors.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
thanks but no thanks, bagpipelessons
An email subject line from bagpipelessons dot com that reads “Stop Licking and Pinching…”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Several times a day he comes to me, urgently needing to go outside, so he can lie in the grass for ten or fifteen minutes.
The handsomest boy you’ve ever seen, my white and brown dog, Biscuit, soaking up the sun in the green grass.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In the South you’d see this, lean toward the person next to you in line and say, “he looks good, don’t he? So natural. They did a good job with ‘im,” even though he don’t look all that good.
Mitch McConnell’s proof of life picture where it looks his mouth is stuffed full of cotton.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
it fucken HONT
Weather app showing the current temperature in Snellville, Georgia is 92F, with the heat index at 100F.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Conan O’Brien? The writer of Marge vs the Monorail?
Jim Downey wearing headphones and a green shirt on Conan’s podcast.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’ve spent the last few weeks restoring a vintage turntable with my son. We’ve had a great time with it, and I’ve loved seeing him take ownership of the project with me. Here’s the restored base. We added ports to the back to eliminate the cables coming out through the bottom.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
he just like me fr fr
Batman villain saying “EEEHHH…”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
no more followers sorry y’all
jaypea
1,999 followers
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.
The Dead Marshes from the Lord of the Rings movie. There is a pale dead body beneath the surface, and you know it smells crazy in there.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A painting of Sun Tsu that reads: I fuckin warned you dude I told you bro.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The reviews are in, critics are raving!
Biscuits in a glass bowl.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Not the worst I’ve ever made
Golden brown biscuits in a cast iron skillet.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
After about ten minutes, I brush a little butter on the top so they get nice and golden brown. There is already a lot of butter in these, and there will be more when they’re done.
Small black cast iron skillet with risen biscuits inside. A small bowl holds melted butter beside it. A hand holds a green brush that’s applying butter to the tops of the biscuits.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
In they go at 425F
Small black cast iron skillet with raw biscuit dough inside an oven.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He made his on a sheet pan. I figured out over time I like mine baked in a skillet.
A small black cast iron skillet with raw biscuit dough arranged inside. There’s butter around the edges of the dough. A blue crochet pot holder hangs on the handle.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sometimes on a Saturday morning, when the house is quiet, I get up before everyone else and make biscuits.
Dough that’s been patted out on a sheet of parchment paper. There is flour spread all around it.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ok this passage drew me in right away
A passage from the quoted article: “But what if the pleasure Fieri apparently takes in sampling all those burgers and tacos was a deception of sorts? Could it be that each declaration of "That's money!" or "I'd eat that off a flip-flop!" isn't totally sincere? Is it possible that the entire loud Fieri aesthetic, from the flame-patterned shirts and cherry-red convertible to wrap-around shades and frosted tips, serves to conceal a quiet yet devastating truth?”

Also there’s an ad at the top of the visible page.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A parakeet standing on a keyboard.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A tyrannosaurus with a sloppy speech bubble.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Peter Parker: I love bluesky
Harry Osborne: Bluesky is great if you want life advice from a picture of a cat
Peter Parker: I already said I love bluesky, you don’t have to sell me on it
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.
Zendaya standing in front of a promotional backdrop, wearing all black, including some kind of very tall bowler derby. She has a look on her face that says, “I expect you to die, Mr. Bond.”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
me when someone posts a picture of their newborn
News lady wearing a very confused expression and a VERY confusing suit  while standing in front of the White House. The caption reads “what is that?”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Monkey’s paw from The Simpsons.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A cow standing at a smoking grill. He’s wearing a chef’s hat and holding a spatula. One of his two cow friends is pointing at him. The caption reads “you’re sick, Jessy…Sick, sick, sick!”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Jason Mantzoukas in a gray jacket and burgundy tie.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone
Jim Varney as Ernest P Worrell
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Boo from Monsters Inc dressed in a monster costume saying “Mike Yastrzemski.”
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Black and white photo of Dean Martin singing into a microphone that’s hanging from above. He’s wearing a v-neck sweater over a black shirt.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A deer being interviewed.
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth Be With You
Harry from Harry and the Hendersons posing like he’s in an Olan Mills studio.
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