Reposted by Jay JaybeeAstronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph 301173385
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Nobody in there thinks I’m a traitor” That may be true. But everyone out here thinks you’re a twat. #CelebTraitors 000
Reposted by Jay JaybeeShahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors 435783
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t want ‘The Hunt for Gollum’. I don’t want ‘How Gandalf got his Staff’. I don’t want ‘Treebeard: the Acorn Years’. All I want is ‘Me, my girls and my Garden: a Gamgee Story of parenthood and horticulture’ 001
Reposted by Jay JaybeeLarry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained! youtu.beEd Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained - #BrokenNewsThe world's most apolitical man finds himself at the centre of a po... 89630
Reposted by Jay JaybeeIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131683349
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the needless home accessories section. 000
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wife invites husband to come out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs. 010
Reposted by Jay JaybeeEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning. 20056381526
Reposted by Jay JaybeeKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night. 4148841032
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My political establishment told me Larry the Cat keeps eating Prime Ministers so they just run a leadership contest and get a new Prime Minister afterwards so I said it sounds like they’re just feeding new Prime Ministers to Larry the Cat and then Chris Mason started crying. 020
Reposted by Jay JaybeeMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026he is evolving, getting closer to his final form 331528271
Reposted by Jay JaybeeMatthew Taylor @mat8iou.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Bold move by the crossword writer in the UK's i newspaper. But they likely realised that the typical Reform Party fan doesn't do cryptic crosswords so they're maybe safe from their ire. For those struggling with it - the key for is primary - take the first letters of the words. 14352134
Reposted by Jay JaybeeJim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Jurassic Parklife - requested by Dave Brown Painted on Microsoft Paint - approx. 30 hours of work. "Your scientists were so preoccupied with your vorsprung durch technik, they didn't put their trousers on, have a cup of tea and think about leaving the house." 729277
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Pretty heckin’ chuffed with that. #Parseword #121 ⏱️ 1m20s 💎 Perfect 🏖️ Secret Found 000
Reposted by Jay JaybeeAlex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026📢 SPREAD THE WORD! Tomorrow my best bud @abandonedsheep.com is launching his debut indie game... Schrödinger's Cat Burglar 17437176
Reposted by Jay JaybeeElla Baron @ellabaron.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Satuday's @theguardian.com cartoon #transrights #EHRC #LGBTQ 881706444
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Catherine West calls for resignation of Catherine West, citing Catherine West’s lack of clear leadership and direction in her role as Catherine West. Catherine West replied that she is committed the finishing the job in her ensuing resignation letter. 0309
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Draycation: when you travel the countryside in search of ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HORSES. 010
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026KEEP THAT DAMN BEAR AWAY FROM OUR NATIONAL TREASURE #DavidAttenborough 000
Reposted by Jay Jaybeedean @deanr.co.uk · 03/05/2026richard dawkins proving that regardless of level of education no boomer is safe to use modern technology 14610
Reposted by Jay JaybeeTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 28/04/2026#ArtemisII My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com 152311657
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Father, Why have you forsaken me? In your heart forsaken me? Trust in my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die. 010
Reposted by Jay JaybeeShivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful. 243169471829
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Time to find out the airspeed velocity of an unladen European incel. 000
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I think you’ll find that the second image isn’t even a facsimile of Val Kilmer but rather a close up shot of Jeffrey Epstein taken by Melania Trump at Burning Man 2009. 000
Reposted by Jay JaybeeHugh Harrop @hughharrop.bsky.social · 14/04/2026A stop-the-car moment to photograph this greeting to Nigel Farage on his rather unspectacular visit to Shetland today. Apologies to any frogs offended. 🐸 417938
Reposted by Jay JaybeeSassyMetisChick @sassymetischick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing! 5224001207
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I used to sit at the front of every equity seminar, answer all the questions and bring the lecturer an apple. I was definitely equity’s darling. 010
Reposted by Jay JaybeeWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/04/2026Come on then, and remove him. 8995942521
Reposted by Jay JaybeePhysghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Group hug on Orion after the announcement of the astronauts suggestion to name a Moon crater in honor of Reid Wiseman's deceased wife. 😢 71321195
Reposted by Jay JaybeeTalia al Ghoul 🏳️⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/ 1092242846
Reposted by Jay JaybeeIan Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Oh look, here's your Ideal Man. Brave, kind, smiley. Nothing LIKE Tate or Hegseth or the rest of those toxic wankers. Good job mate. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comMan who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddleNathan Newby set to receive George Medal for stopping a potential atrocity with an act of kindness 535696
Reposted by Jay JaybeeJon Green @jongreen.bsky.social · 24/03/2026given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway 4442761126
Reposted by Jay JaybeeAndrás Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris didn't die He went home 2226
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris didn’t die; he just kept living while the world went to hell. 000
Reposted by Jay JaybeeAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 18/03/2026STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTEbbc.co.ukRed kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographerMark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden. 493224825