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Jay Jaybee

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Happy go lucky scamp. Specialising in cats, gaming, films and the occasional political rant. Opinions my own or stolen from someone cleverer.

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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 9h
Wet wet! #MiniPainting #Warhammer #Minis #Nerdlings
Close up shot of a model Tyranid Hive Tyrant painted in black with neon green accents. The Tyranid is skewering a skaven warrior on its sword and there is a lot of blood and gore.
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who’s that (on the) Pocket Money?
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Nobody in there thinks I’m a traitor” That may be true. But everyone out here thinks you’re a twat. #CelebTraitors
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t want ‘The Hunt for Gollum’. I don’t want ‘How Gandalf got his Staff’. I don’t want ‘Treebeard: the Acorn Years’. All I want is ‘Me, my girls and my Garden: a Gamgee Story of parenthood and horticulture’
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now the robin has a can of Stella in his beefy little mit, because well because.
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained!
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Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained - #BrokenNews
The world's most apolitical man finds himself at the centre of a po...
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the needless home accessories section.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Praise be to à la
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wife invites husband to come out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My political establishment told me Larry the Cat keeps eating Prime Ministers so they just run a leadership contest and get a new Prime Minister afterwards so I said it sounds like they’re just feeding new Prime Ministers to Larry the Cat and then Chris Mason started crying.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
he is evolving, getting closer to his final form
the colonel is an arachnid monster
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Matthew Taylor @mat8iou.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Bold move by the crossword writer in the UK's i newspaper. But they likely realised that the typical Reform Party fan doesn't do cryptic crosswords so they're maybe safe from their ire. For those struggling with it - the key for is primary - take the first letters of the words.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jurassic Parklife - requested by Dave Brown Painted on Microsoft Paint - approx. 30 hours of work. "Your scientists were so preoccupied with your vorsprung durch technik, they didn't put their trousers on, have a cup of tea and think about leaving the house."
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pretty heckin’ chuffed with that. #Parseword #121 ⏱️ 1m20s 💎 Perfect 🏖️ Secret Found
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
OMG Tony Blair’s done his playlist too!
Screenshot of a playlist featuring a picture of Tony Blair (actually Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2). 
Playlist title is ‘Tony’s Being a Dickhead Mix’
Songs include:
Would I lie to you - Ali Campbell
Gravy Train - UB40
Who asked you - Status Quo
Corrupt -Depeche Mode
I’m a Marionette - Ghost
Mass Destruction - Faithless
Dickhead - Kate Nash
Tone Deaf - Eminem
Snakecharmer - Rage Against the Machine
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Little Lies - Fleetwood Mac
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
📢 SPREAD THE WORD! Tomorrow my best bud @abandonedsheep.com is launching his debut indie game... Schrödinger's Cat Burglar
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Ella Baron @ellabaron.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Satuday's @theguardian.com cartoon #transrights #EHRC #LGBTQ
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Very close up of a pale cat’s nose and mouth. The picture is out of focus because he is right up in there.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Milkshake fuck
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Catherine West calls for resignation of Catherine West, citing Catherine West’s lack of clear leadership and direction in her role as Catherine West. Catherine West replied that she is committed the finishing the job in her ensuing resignation letter.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Draycation: when you travel the countryside in search of ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HORSES.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
KEEP THAT DAMN BEAR AWAY FROM OUR NATIONAL TREASURE #DavidAttenborough
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 03/05/2026
richard dawkins proving that regardless of level of education no boomer is safe to use modern technology
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#ArtemisII My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
Title: Artemis 2

Panel 1: 
Moon "Hi guys!"
Artemis 2"Hello Moon!"

Panel 2:
Moon "You're not landing"

Panel 3:
Artemis 2 "Just orbiting this time."
Moon "Oh."

Panel 4:
Artemis 2, leaving "But we'll be back soon."

Panel 5:
Moon thinking...

Panel 6:
Moon, sadly "That's what they said in 1972."
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Father, Why have you forsaken me? In your heart forsaken me? Trust in my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.
NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Time to find out the airspeed velocity of an unladen European incel.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Please. My Bluesky. She is very sick.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think you’ll find that the second image isn’t even a facsimile of Val Kilmer but rather a close up shot of Jeffrey Epstein taken by Melania Trump at Burning Man 2009.
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Hugh Harrop @hughharrop.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A stop-the-car moment to photograph this greeting to Nigel Farage on his rather unspectacular visit to Shetland today. Apologies to any frogs offended. 🐸
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SassyMetisChick @sassymetischick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I used to sit at the front of every equity seminar, answer all the questions and bring the lecturer an apple. I was definitely equity’s darling.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/04/2026
Come on then, and remove him.
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Physghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Group hug on Orion after the announcement of the astronauts suggestion to name a Moon crater in honor of Reid Wiseman's deceased wife. 😢
Screenshot of Artemis II astronauts in Integrity (Orion spacecraft) doing a group hug
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oh look, here's your Ideal Man. Brave, kind, smiley. Nothing LIKE Tate or Hegseth or the rest of those toxic wankers. Good job mate. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Man who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddle
Nathan Newby set to receive George Medal for stopping a potential atrocity with an act of kindness
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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris didn't die He went home
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris didn’t die; he just kept living while the world went to hell.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE
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Red kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographer
Mark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden.
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