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Jay Jaybee

@jayjaybee.bsky.social
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Happy go lucky scamp. Specialising in cats, gaming, films and the occasional political rant. Opinions my own or stolen from someone cleverer.

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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 11h
Wet wet! #MiniPainting #Warhammer #Minis #Nerdlings
Close up shot of a model Tyranid Hive Tyrant painted in black with neon green accents. The Tyranid is skewering a skaven warrior on its sword and there is a lot of blood and gore.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now the robin has a can of Stella in his beefy little mit, because well because.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
OMG Tony Blair’s done his playlist too!
Screenshot of a playlist featuring a picture of Tony Blair (actually Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2). 
Playlist title is ‘Tony’s Being a Dickhead Mix’
Songs include:
Would I lie to you - Ali Campbell
Gravy Train - UB40
Who asked you - Status Quo
Corrupt -Depeche Mode
I’m a Marionette - Ghost
Mass Destruction - Faithless
Dickhead - Kate Nash
Tone Deaf - Eminem
Snakecharmer - Rage Against the Machine
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Little Lies - Fleetwood Mac
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Very close up of a pale cat’s nose and mouth. The picture is out of focus because he is right up in there.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Same
Screenshot of a draft Bluesky post which reads “Please. My Bluesky. She is very sick.”* 

It says “processing…” with the little buffering wheel above the post (and did so for quite some time)

*Off of the meme with the raccoon holding a cat like a bebe saying “Please. My wife. She is very sick.”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Fixed it for them.
An altered extract from a webpage showing the World Economic Forum’s values. 
“Our values shape how we make decisions, and how we engage the world. 
- idiocy
- incompetence
- incontinence
- racism
- excrement
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
May I submit these fine bois for consideration:
Two British shorthair cats, one biscuit-coloured tabby and the other grey. They are sat on a wooden table, looking directly at the camera. The grey’s head is cocked to the side in a bemused fashion.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I’m sorry but who actually expects me to get any work done with this little goober snoring like this next to my desk! #proofofcat
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
He’s with you when you’re sleeping He hides when you’re awake He shows up on the motion scan And leads to a mistake.
Jones the ginger American Shorthair cat from Alien. He’s sitting on the floor of the Nostromo spaceship looking bemused at the goings on.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Jurassic park logo but it says ‘Fuhrerassic Park’ instead.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited chick lick
Kitten licken a chick(en)
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Cans not even. #proofofcat #catsofbluesky
A grey British Shorthair cat curled up on an orange knitted blanket. He has one paw across his face as if to block out the sea of troubles that is 2025.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Wait a second….
The original sketch of the participant “Jody” overlaid on JD Vance’s face.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Baby Yoda (you can’t make me call him Grogu) from The Mandalorian eating a popcorn style snack à la the Michael Jackson meme.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I’m just going to leave this here…
Jynx off of Pokémon. It gives off problematic and confusing vibes.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Something like this?
A QR code that definitely won’t brick your device. Totally won’t. Trust me.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
In a world of shitshows and clusterfucks, it’s nice to enjoy the bright spots. #SUP
A picturesque canal with the sun, low in the sky, peeking through the trees and reflecting in the water. There’s a narrow boat moored and it’s all just generally lovely.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
A screenshot of a fictional Facebook exchange. 
Robert Jenrick: I got called xenophobic on radio 4 today
P2: tell us what happened lad
RJ: I got called xenophobic
P2: ye but why
RJ: I was being xenophobic
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
“Greetings fellow fish”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
What about Americans who are complicit in censoring Americans?
A screenshot from The Guardian paper which shows the headline “Marco Rubio announces new visa restriction policy for foreigners ‘who are complicit in censoring Americans’ 
Directly underneath reads:
“Robert F Kennedy Jr has threatened to ban government scientists from publishing in the world’s leading medical journals…”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cat.exe has stopped working.
A grey British Shorthair cat lying in a peculiar position on the bottom step of a flight of stairs. The cat looks like he has or is about to fall off the step and doesn’t seem to give two hoots.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Two British shorthair cats lying on a carpeted landing. A pair of bare human feet are in view. The cats are looking up at the camera with expressions of bemused intractability.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Fixed it.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Here’s how to report on this, you cowards.
Headline from the Guardian UK newspaper: ‘Israel killed 15 Palestinian paramedics and rescue workers one by one,says UN’
Subheading reads: Workers on a mission to help colleagues were buried in mass grave in southern Gaza, says humanitarian office’
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Would it be incongruous in comparison with the existing Esso garage?
Image of the Esso garage on the A40 just outside Eynsham.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Excellent viewing of the partial #eclipse this morning using the colander method. #proofofcat #proofofmoon
A cat’s shadow being cast next to a colander placed on a rug.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Crispin Glover will not return as George McFly in “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Oh so that’s what the ‘PC’ stood for!
A photoshopped image of a Signal chat members list entitled ‘Perjury Club’ which contains the names of members of the Trump administration.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Selection of model starfighters shaped like letters spelling the word ‘nice’
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Post a picture of when your pet was little. Arthur, Lottie and Theoden (Teddy) at 3 weeks old. They were born 2 weeks premature and we helped to nurse and keep them going. They turn 4 this year and are heckin chonk. #catsofbluesky #proofofcat
Three kittens sleeping together under a blanket.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Be more Arthur. #cat #proofofcat #naptime
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Fluffball 1-1 this is ScritchMaster Actual. You are coming in one by five. Recommend adjusting audio equipment.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I feel like posting a #cat picture is an appropriate first post on here.
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