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Jay Jaybee

@jayjaybee.bsky.social
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Happy go lucky scamp. Specialising in cats, gaming, films and the occasional political rant. Opinions my own or stolen from someone cleverer.

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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 10h
I’m left-handed and I was beaten as a child. The two things are unrelated. I was just a little ****.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 12h
Wet wet! #MiniPainting #Warhammer #Minis #Nerdlings
Close up shot of a model Tyranid Hive Tyrant painted in black with neon green accents. The Tyranid is skewering a skaven warrior on its sword and there is a lot of blood and gore.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What woman in a red dress? I just see two shifty looking guys in suits!
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who’s that (on the) Pocket Money?
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The shores of Valinor glittered in the light of a swift sunrise when the last ship from Middle Earth came. As the tiny craft coasted gently onto the silver-white sands, a young Clown-Elf skipped lightly over the side, landing deftly in the surf. Another followed him. Then another. And another…”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Nobody in there thinks I’m a traitor” That may be true. But everyone out here thinks you’re a twat. #CelebTraitors
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is surely welcome news but I do hope they aren’t moving too fast.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone knows that if you leave a coach out for too long it goes crumbly. Whereas if you do the same with a bus then nothing happens for ages and then three more buses show up.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Little horse girl, little horse girl, on the dusty road…”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Presumably, the donors can be found protesting outside a lifeboat station.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kash Patel hearing about this, misunderstanding completely and drafting the suspects into the FBI.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the Uplift Nanovirus lands on a mushroom…
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Captain Gak Sparrow
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t want ‘The Hunt for Gollum’. I don’t want ‘How Gandalf got his Staff’. I don’t want ‘Treebeard: the Acorn Years’. All I want is ‘Me, my girls and my Garden: a Gamgee Story of parenthood and horticulture’
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now the robin has a can of Stella in his beefy little mit, because well because.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Twaterworld
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“This government totally condemns this vigilante behaviour in the Channel which makes a mockery of the rule of law. We are therefore drafting Tommy Danno and his mates into the new Channel Force so their contribution can be made in an official capacity”.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw this and now I have the “Holidays are Coming” song as a earworm except the words are “chubby bears are coming”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not all heroes wear capes; but we should all chip in to get Dan a cape.
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained!
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Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained - #BrokenNews
The world's most apolitical man finds himself at the centre of a po...
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My concerns are mostly bastards
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“I’ve got access to the kids, but they don’t wanna see me after a concerted government safety campaign”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Jenga Tower is wobbling And everybody’s jumping Westminster to Clacton It’s financial corruption Our interests are vested Someone could get arrested So if you like our party Come on and move your body of cash from an overseas relative into your name so you can donate.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the needless home accessories section.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This what’s known as a “re-tree action”.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Praise be to à la
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Agreed: bsky.app/profile/jayj...
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Craig Charles: “We break health and safety laws, we’re on fire, we’re Robot Horse!”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tired: bipedal robot running races Inspired: quadrupedal robot running races but with human jockeys
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Unholy guacamole, that’s cool as hell!
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do you have to answer a rubbish riddle to access the loo?
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The wolf pulled a Kobayashi Mawoooooooooooooooooo.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Intercepted message from Sigma IX
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ll do your path if you do my car
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How selfish!
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If Odysseus lobs a Batarang, does it also take its sweet-ass time coming back?
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I wished to see my lad But home wasn’t near We stopped to find fresh water on the isle of Aeaea The locals were all giants And they ate half my dudes So I thought “Nah forget it” I don’t wanna be food!
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In West Asia Minor Troy was razed In a wooded horse was where I spent multiple days. Jumping out attacking and whacking on fools And throwing baby Astyanax off of some walls
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you can’t handle me at my sunfish smashing, you don’t deserve me at my EKEKEKEKEKEE FUCK YOUR BOAT.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mike dropp
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Come on now give her a chance. Whoever she is, she must surely be an improvement on whichever non-entity held the post under Starmer.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain should bring out a banner that says “Argentina es España”
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe it just means “no more water this way so you’d better stop”. Like some ambiguous verbal lighthouse.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Aims for Astartes; ends up with Ogryns (without the charm)
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wife invites husband to come out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs.
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Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Should’ve saved Hardy to play Binface. “Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Bin”
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