Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 10hI’m left-handed and I was beaten as a child. The two things are unrelated. I was just a little ****. 000
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What woman in a red dress? I just see two shifty looking guys in suits! 040
Reposted by Jay JaybeeAstronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph 301178388
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“The shores of Valinor glittered in the light of a swift sunrise when the last ship from Middle Earth came. As the tiny craft coasted gently onto the silver-white sands, a young Clown-Elf skipped lightly over the side, landing deftly in the surf. Another followed him. Then another. And another…” 0251
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Nobody in there thinks I’m a traitor” That may be true. But everyone out here thinks you’re a twat. #CelebTraitors 000
Reposted by Jay JaybeeShahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors 435983
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is surely welcome news but I do hope they aren’t moving too fast. 000
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone knows that if you leave a coach out for too long it goes crumbly. Whereas if you do the same with a bus then nothing happens for ages and then three more buses show up. 040
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Little horse girl, little horse girl, on the dusty road…” 040
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Presumably, the donors can be found protesting outside a lifeboat station. 010
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kash Patel hearing about this, misunderstanding completely and drafting the suspects into the FBI. 000
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t want ‘The Hunt for Gollum’. I don’t want ‘How Gandalf got his Staff’. I don’t want ‘Treebeard: the Acorn Years’. All I want is ‘Me, my girls and my Garden: a Gamgee Story of parenthood and horticulture’ 001
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“This government totally condemns this vigilante behaviour in the Channel which makes a mockery of the rule of law. We are therefore drafting Tommy Danno and his mates into the new Channel Force so their contribution can be made in an official capacity”. 050
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I saw this and now I have the “Holidays are Coming” song as a earworm except the words are “chubby bears are coming” 010
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not all heroes wear capes; but we should all chip in to get Dan a cape. 010
Reposted by Jay JaybeeLarry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained! youtu.beEd Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained - #BrokenNewsThe world's most apolitical man finds himself at the centre of a po... 89630
Reposted by Jay JaybeeIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“I’ve got access to the kids, but they don’t wanna see me after a concerted government safety campaign” 011
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The Jenga Tower is wobbling And everybody’s jumping Westminster to Clacton It’s financial corruption Our interests are vested Someone could get arrested So if you like our party Come on and move your body of cash from an overseas relative into your name so you can donate. 010
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the needless home accessories section. 000
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Craig Charles: “We break health and safety laws, we’re on fire, we’re Robot Horse!” 010
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Tired: bipedal robot running races Inspired: quadrupedal robot running races but with human jockeys 110
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Do you have to answer a rubbish riddle to access the loo? 120
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If Odysseus lobs a Batarang, does it also take its sweet-ass time coming back? 190
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wished to see my lad But home wasn’t near We stopped to find fresh water on the isle of Aeaea The locals were all giants And they ate half my dudes So I thought “Nah forget it” I don’t wanna be food! 0100
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026In West Asia Minor Troy was razed In a wooded horse was where I spent multiple days. Jumping out attacking and whacking on fools And throwing baby Astyanax off of some walls 2200
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you can’t handle me at my sunfish smashing, you don’t deserve me at my EKEKEKEKEKEE FUCK YOUR BOAT. 0100
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Come on now give her a chance. Whoever she is, she must surely be an improvement on whichever non-entity held the post under Starmer. 140
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain should bring out a banner that says “Argentina es España” 0152
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Maybe it just means “no more water this way so you’d better stop”. Like some ambiguous verbal lighthouse. 040
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Aims for Astartes; ends up with Ogryns (without the charm) 040
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wife invites husband to come out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs. 010
Jay Jaybee @jayjaybee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Should’ve saved Hardy to play Binface. “Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Bin” 110