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dean @deanr.co.uk · 9h
bookmarking for a future “how it started”
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 15h
labour: it’s hope time centrists: omg i feel hope
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 29/09/2026
austerity v12.1 final USE THIS ONE (2).xls
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Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
Alt: Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 27/09/2026
when the people unknowingly inside the bubble heard what it was like outside the bubble they immediately decided it sounded like a bubble
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 27/09/2026
kids continuing to cost more and more as eldest has joined the international squad of her acro dance team. just had to book flights, accommodation and pay entry fees for a competition in Madrid next year
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 25/09/2026
walking into an interview with my mr frosty and having a breakdown as i try and fail to grind up ice after offering everyone on the panel an iced coffee which they politely declined but i insisted
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 25/09/2026
just seen a little kid wearing this away shirt from 1994. my all time favourite villa kit
Green black and red vertically stripped Villa away kit from 1994 with müller sponsorship
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 25/09/2026
messaging the social worker to say i can’t make this months supervised visit with the kids because i need to buy some shorts so the patriots alliance will think i’m cool
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 24/09/2026
netflix needs to have a look at its content library and accept it’s a bottom tier streaming service and stop trying to charge top tier prices. if the kids didn’t watch it i’d be cancelling this shit.
Netflix price increase email - £20.99 a month now.
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 22/09/2026
*checks savings*
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Guess Ill Die
Alt: Guess Ill Die
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Man, that is flagrant false advertising- Otto from the Simpson’s outside stoner’s pot palace
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
idiocracy is going to end up being the most prophetic film of all time but by the time that happens we’ll all be too stupid to appreciate it
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Artwork by eu Supergirl
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
checking in on the local wildlife while walking the dog
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 17/09/2026
The Sunday times advert “my cheap mortgage rate is ending. Here’s what I’m doing about it” Tobias from arrested development crying in shower
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 13/09/2026
in a play village and the woman who works here just came over to give the lad a gingerbread man because apparently last time he was here he went up to the counter and asked for one but they don’t sell them, so she got a pack and has been waiting for him to come back
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
There’s a bubble meme from the big short
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
landlords are eternally optimistic that there is an undiscovered combination of words that will make people like them and they will never stop trying to find them
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Jonathan Pie has let himself go
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
the call is coming from inside the house
Chiller bluesky post - there’s some spectacular myth creation going on in here today. Interesting to see where it came from, and who chooses to believe itChiller tweet “I have been a private landlord…”
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Look at me, David garvin. Stealing TVs, who would believe it?David garvin: that’s not me
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 01/09/2026
view from go ape wyre forest today
picture of the forest with my legs dangling from a ledge up a treeselfie of me Lea ing backwards up a tree. my eldest is on the path below
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 31/08/2026
been out looking for muntjac with the 3yr old. seen 3 little families of them. if you crank the sound up you can hear him whisper “i think they walked away” as a couple disappear into the bush
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 31/08/2026
my favourite film genre is “someone fucks with the wrong guy”
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Sign in build a bear workshop in selfridges Birmingham “build a bear coupons and gift cards are not able to be accepted at this location” The simpsons no itchy and scratchy money
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Always sunny - oh my god that’s disgusting. Where?
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 18/08/2026
What if Elmo is singing along meme
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 18/08/2026
the first time we went on the slinky dog roller coaster the queue said 60 mins but took 90. since then any time we have been in a queue that has been longer than advertised we have called it “being slinkied”. currently being slinkied on space mountain which said 30 mins but is defo longer
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 18/08/2026
@paperghost.bsky.social found a mug for you in the Japan shop in Epcot
Chainsaw man mug
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 17/08/2026
been driving around Orlando for 2 weeks with this song in my head because not only did they build this thing they are absolutely everywhere
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Canyonero Arrow
Alt: Canyonero from the simpsons
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 17/08/2026
Crescent moon, Venus (if you zoom in), and tron - with a huge queue
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 16/08/2026
was at typhoon lagoon water park in my 3yr old £8 knock off crocs that had zero tread left and slipped over and fell on my ass. binned them immediately and upgraded to disney branded crocs
Left croc on my foot, they are black and the holes are shaped like Mickey Mouse’s head.
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 16/08/2026
i’ll never financially recover but watching the lad dancing as bluey and bingo come out makes it worth it
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 16/08/2026
The plan
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Captain Kirk: Let Them Die!
Alt: Captain Kirk: Let Them Die!
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 14/08/2026
finally sitting through those 3 films is about to pay off
Selfie in front of tron ride plus some random kid.
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 14/08/2026
the most insane weather i’ve ever seen
Humidity 97% temp feels like 35 Celsius
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 13/08/2026
so i’ve been driving around orlando for the last week and this needs to be said, the 4 way all stop junction works better than a roundabout, however the roundabout can cope with 5+ way junctions
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 13/08/2026
i’m in dork heaven. just been on a space Harry Potter ride.
The star ship enterprise Selfie in front of a brigade of R2-D2s
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 12/08/2026
managed to stay at Epcot from 9am to 3:30pm today but fuck the heat and humidity here in August are something else. i remember being here once in June, boiling, and overhearing a local saying “it’s hot but it’s not hot hot yet” and thinking wtf. now i get it.
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 12/08/2026
have resorted to having a wet towel under my hat to cope with the Florida heat - game changer
Selfie in a hat with wet towel under it
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 11/08/2026
have lost my family in target. this could cost me
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 11/08/2026
Made myself a fat stack of pancakes for breakfast
A fat stack of pancakes with maple syrup
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 11/08/2026
you know the people you’ve travelled to america with forgot it would be your birthday while there when you get a Burger King voucher as your gift
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 10/08/2026
7 hours at a water park and as soon as we got back to the villa the kids wanted to go in the pool
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 09/08/2026
August is the quietest month at disneyworld (i assume because the heat and humidity is unbearable) and it is an absolute joy walking onto rides from the standby queue in exactly the same amount of time as people who have paid for lightening lane passes at $24 dollars each for 3 rides
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 08/08/2026
going on the American dragons den to sell them fan assisted ovens
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 08/08/2026
the disney blend joffery’s coffee that you get at disneyworld with half and half creamer in it is hands down the best coffee in the world and one of the things i always look forward to about coming here and it has once again not disappointed
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 08/08/2026
I’m sweating so much
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 08/08/2026
the guardians of the galaxy ride is possibly the most fun roller coaster I’ve ever been on. 10/10 would recommend
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