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Jace Clark

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Before E.T., before the Dinosaur poster, there was.... Just this scene, just the roars: it's a reason why I never watched this as much as the other Disney classics growing up. I love the whole film now, but... still don't feel okay with the roars 😂
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The Jungle Book: Mowgli and Baloo's Roar
Alt: The Jungle Book: Mowgli and Baloo's Roar
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When your eyes and body are ready to sleep, but your brain goes 'NOPE, let's remind ourselves of why you're gonna die alone' 🫠
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I miss being creative: I will forever long for the days where I could write scenes or music for a novel I was working on every day, and drawing pictures of the characters and sharing them to the world, even if nobody saw them - no thoughts of whether it was any good, simply because I wanted to 💔
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 I got into both of them at exactly the same time, and I couldn't choose between them
Album cover for Daft Punk's Random Access MemoriesAlbum cover for David Bowie's The Next Day
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 22/09/2026
A cow named Vahine was airlifted to safety from a mountain in the French Pyrenees after getting stuck in mud and becoming too weak to descend. The area was inaccessible by vehicle, so rescuers transported her by helicopter.
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just want to create for a living 😭
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no, what a terrible poster! 😦
Poster for the film Brokeback Mountain, with a giant Michelle Williams placed behind a mountain in the background, and Heath Ledger standing and Jake Gyllenhaal lying down in the foreground on the grass
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd like to think I have friends who think this 👍
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not even trying to go to bed at a decent time because you know you won't go to sleep because you've done nothing productive all day, and you won't eat anything because it'll put on weight, and you have nothing to live for anyway because you've lost your only source of income
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MY MAIN MAN 😍😭
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Dot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In Orlando (1992), the title character's sex changes after she's lived about 170 years. This is because GIC wait lists in the UK are Like That
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Favorite film that came out when I was 20: I scrolled through my Letterboxd and... yeah, this is probably right
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Frozen Elsa Builds Ice Stairs
Alt: Elsa building ice stairs during the 'Let it Go' sequence in Frozen (2013)
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Learning that Laika’s Wildwood is rated PG-13 and 140 minutes long.
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Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go
Alt: Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go
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Tasha Robinson @tasharobinson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The twists, and also the turns.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When Amadeus first transferred from London to Broadway in 1980 the Broadway production starred Tim Curry as Mozart and Ian McKellen as Salieri and I would like to go back in time and watch that.
Tim Curry and Ian McKellen in Amadeus.
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Kevin Jacobsen @kevinjacobsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What really hurts about losing Dolly and Tim is how authentically themselves they were. They led with a winking charm and there was no mistaking them for anyone else. Immeasurable losses for culture.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Love a big family party, dressed in grey and failing to be a guy, and having to reply to strangers you've been better because you've been made redundant because you're such a fuck-up, WHOO 🎉
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Sprouts 🌱 @ BLFC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life just be that way all the time 🙃
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm getting in the urn
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cover for the movie All Dogs Go to Heaven. Except for those class traitors in the Paw Patrol has been added
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/07/2026
This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fed up of not getting what I want because of other people's decisions, but isn't this just what adult life is, in a nutshell?
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I just got through the whole season of The Vampire Lestat in one sitting and, you know, it was nice to escape for about 6 hours and forget about the world and my stresses and my loneliness Anyway, back to our scheduled programming of misery
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've got a new hobby: sitting alone in a bar/café for several hours, and seeing all the different people come and go, because I'd rather be cripplingly lonely surrounded by strangers than be it in the one room that is my flat 👍
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 20/07/2026
the NYT has anti-British bias
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow
tom cruise with Elmo and Cookie Monster
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/07/2026
This is Oreo. He will eventually eat the blueberry. But first he must establish dominance over it. 12/10 (TT: oreominibernedoodle)
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/07/2026
Hitting the loudest “COME ON, MAN” ever
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Since the start of this relationship, diehard Gaylors have argued it is performance art commentary on heterosexuality(????), and while the likeliest explanation for all of this is that a narcissist is marrying an overgrown sixth-grader, the Gaylor theory of the case only grows more potent.
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Cassandra fortells the doom of Troy, NY @cassandra-s.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was not even charismatic. “Typically, the cult leaders I study are...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026
This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)
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Barbara VanDenburgh @babsvan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
People who give their kids iPads without headphones in sit-down restaurants ought to be hunted for sport.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Okay, it's time for a Moist Owlette™ timeline cleanse. Today's moist owlette is "Owlfredo" at the Stone Zoo in Stoneham, Massachusetts. She's an Eastern screech owl (Megascops asio) & Animal Ambassador with a big personality. (📷: @zoonewengland.bsky.social via IG)
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4
Aunt Fritzi comes out as bisexual today
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i’m no financial expert, but it looks to me like they’re organizing a hedge fund
Arms and hands form a large circle, each holding a hedgehog.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/06/2026
This is Ryker. It's impossible to be sure, but we think she might want some breakfast. 12/10 (TT: rykertheiggy)
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Jace Clark @jayellcee12.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You sure about that, NYT?
Clue in NYT's crossword: Pop diva who won an Oscar for "Moonlight"; the answer is 4 letters beginning with Ch, assuming the answer is Cher
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