Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I need 20-25 good men to assist me in using kinetic force to bring Sluggo's new hat to a permanent end 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every time there was a pizza on the screen in Primetime, I leaned forward like an offensive coordinator who just called for a trick play 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Living in America is so scary. Like one day all the white frat boys get a firmware update at the same time and start wearing hats with upside down words on them and you just gotta keep going to work 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Really hard to pick one singular candidate as the most egregious inclusion here, but Severance has released 19 episodes in 5 years and more than half of them are mediocre or worse 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lady at the deli counter called for order “9-2-5” and I said “What a way to make a sandwich” a little too loud and she looked around like she expected me to have a handler 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode 06714
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need a research grant of $60 million for my team to get to the bottom of that throaty fake yelling voice that millennial nerds do when they get excited 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*Explaining the Ship of Theseus to a Philadelphian* “OK so remember when the Sports Complex was the Spectrum and Veterans Stadium? …” 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Your coworker is going to act like this is the most daring thing ever made, and then you’ll watch it and it’ll end with a David Bowie - “Heroes” needle drop 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That coach on Air Bud’s team was legit like “Oh thank god this dog is here so we don’t have to give any more minutes to Kyle” … if that’d been my kid I’d have slashed his tires 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There should be a guy named Cello Ma who’s fucking awesome at the yo-yo 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Emmys are the better award show because the winners don’t do the thing where they pretend to have a panic attack during their acceptance speech 000
Reposted by Bobby Biscottithe unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 14/09/2026"what's your favorite color" i reject the question. i dont have a "favorite" color. i enjoy the interplay of how multiple colors can complement each other, and that interplay can happen between any combination of colors. i am neurotypical. 727036
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This post is a sting operation for guys who know where to get the most vibrant short sleeved button up shirts 030
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you truly believe Philadelphia sports fans are evil, I do think you're a higher risk for falling victim to propaganda, con artists, cults, and similar cognitohazards 151
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Feel bad for the Wolverine devs. They made the same game that’s been getting unanimous praise and awards for years only for everyone to arbitrarily decide that they hate it now 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One year later and Netflix is out here kirkposting 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you can't hold hope in your heart for a Shyamalan-Gyllenhaal-Nicholas Sparks linkup, then I'm sorry but you're just not as far along in your Journey as I amyoutube.comRemain | Official TeaserYouTube video by Warner Bros. 042
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Occasionally one of the contestants on Family Feud acts horny for Steve Harvey and then you just gotta sit with that demon on your screen the rest of the episode 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Terry Crews’s best movie if you don’t count White Chicks 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In the next Pokemon game, there should be an evolution line that goes from vaping to smoking cigarettes to smoking cigars. He could be like a sassy possum or something 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They put my girl on Dancing With The Stars I’m gonna be sick 030
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s September which means it’s time for the yearly audit on whether millennials are still saying “spooky season” 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Only know one of these because my cousin is/was a wannabe Men's Rights influencer and my sister showed me a video of one of these ladies roasting him during my wedding. 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sometimes you and your wife gotta roll up on bar trivia and remind mfs who run this town 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 27/08/202610 years ago, a robot Olympics that produces multiple videos of robot dicks exploding in a shower of sparks would have been a delightful lark, but in 2026 we can't even enjoy that because a handful of billionaires are trying to use it as justification to deploy predator drones in major cities 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Hope they pay this woman $1,000,000 for her upcoming cameo on Abbott Elementary where she kicks somebody in the chest. 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ending of Big Walk is great because it allows you to microdose the crushing grief and loneliness you’ll feel if your loved one dies before you 100
Reposted by Bobby Biscottim@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down 111692181
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Jamika for Chief of Police I'm being 100% serious 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Frustrating as hell trying to catch a child/animal/etc with somebody who never played team sports. I’m over here with perfect lane integrity and they take the most bullshit angle and lose contain IMMEDIATELY 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know it's beside the point with her, but is JK still trying to take credit for Hermione potentially, ambiguously being black? 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Casting a Heal spell on the homie I suspect is a zombie to see if he takes damage from it 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I know we've given up the fight on it, but I truly, genuinely want to know what short form video creators think "POV" means 120
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When Jason Derulo said “You know what to do with that big fat butt” I was like “Yes I do, but how does he know that about me?” 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Whenever somebody tells me about something bad that happened to them, it forces me, an empath, to feel their pain more acutely and profoundly than they did, thus making me the true victim 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The bravest two people in the world are the couple that are THIS 🤏 close to getting divorced that go on the Amazing Race 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Streaming TV is nice but it can’t recapture the electricity and anticipation of watching ABC Family and realizing the Whose Line rerun you have on is the one where Ryan Stiles breaks Drew’s desk with his head 000
Reposted by Bobby BiscottiEm @emaudible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Lots of excitement about the squeaky beach sounds in Big Walk! You'll all be happy to know it's the real thing! Was absolutely giddy to get to record them on an actual Australian squeaky beach in Wilson's Promontory. Yes, if you didn't know some beaches there really do squeak. It is pure joy. 623270867
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Important to remember the odd/even rule for Woke movements. Yeah Woke 1 was unsatisfying and disjointed, but Woke 2 will be a masterpiece 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Buncha dudes who look like brewpub servers are getting their hopes up but they're gonna be devastated when AOC links up with Michael B. Jordan 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Younger generations don't believe it, but you used to be able to go to the movies and see Kate Beckinsale. 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Whiting out all the zeros on my America 250 decorations to prepare for 9/11’s 25th anniversary 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My moderate position is mandatory reeducation camps for all Dodgers fans that post shit like this 010
