Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 16/10/2026You Can See Everything is worth your trip to the theatre, tout suite, before the discourse descends 050 5
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Responded the frat guys, “Wait no more rape parties I mean parties just regular parties?” 020 2
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you like your toast wet and your ham dry, allow me to recommend The Social Reckoning (2026) 010 1
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No i work in a very common chain foods store in North America! 000 0
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not a joke, Today at work I learned that in an active shooter situation, we’re advised to 1. Run 2. Hide and IF IN NORTH AMERICA be prepared to 3. Fight If in the UK, notify the police when it’s safe to do so. But in America- fuck it, rush him, be the hero 110 1
Reposted by Jamie 1947FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ME: your mom sent you a letter LOU: read it to me ME: “To my Lou…” LOU: skip that part 05613 56
Reposted by Jamie 1947Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately 526191 261
Reposted by Jamie 1947andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/10/2026Another day another negative 100 dollars 719643 196
Reposted by Jamie 1947A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963631664 3.6K
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s apparently a very loud camera? they had to invent a “blimp” to muffle the sound, and they used a system of mirrors so Adam could maintain eye contact with the other actors. Filmmaking is so interesting 0101 10
Reposted by Jamie 1947richquaker.bsky.social @richquaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@jamie1947.bsky.social 04041947 111 1
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 26/09/2026HELL YEAH BROTHER LOVE THIS, THANK YOU FOR KNOWING ME 000 0
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don’t forget to drink so much water that you have to pee eight times in the night. Don’t forget 050 5
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I guess id rather be here, where nothing is happening, instead of Threads, where mind numbingly dumb shit is happening 130 3
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And as a warning, let’s not forget Bill took a couple of trolls with him that New Year’s Eve 000 0
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 20/09/2026(extremely guilty) Sorry to everyone seeing this, but it’s real, not intended ironically, and it’s the world you live in 4220 22
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imagine having a second, narrative arc response photo to your widely famous meme photo, and thinking, “I’ll post this one when I sweep the emmys”, just extraordinary 041 4
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I dated an ER doctor for a while, and id always ask to hear details from her shifts- she had to deal with priapism like every other week, it’s a thing 020 2
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I like “Colminion” one word, that’s my preference 001 1
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 10/09/2026it’s so wild knowing at least one of my drafts could save our democracy 020 2
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not to brag but I’m absolutely killing it with these object rotation videos. Really beautiful to discover new talents as you age 030 3
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Important: Lucky, on Apple+, is very good Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, now in theatres, is fantastic Furious, on Hulu, is an absolute fucking miracle, one of The Great Shows of All Time. Thanks 030 3
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 07/08/2026(bows obsequiously) no no, i jest, you’re so good at skeets 110 1
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 06/08/2026(hovers uncertainly before reluctantly signing your weekly bluesky check) 140 4
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I did an audiobook in anticipation of the Ridley Scott movie (also prompted by the Napoleonic enthusiasm of Connor Roy from Succession). Turns out he wasn’t that short! 110 1
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’ve been saying it all day at work (“did you take your lunch yet?” - “Our age of bronze is collapsing, no”), extraordinary subtlety 000 0
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 31/07/2026pretty messed up that Shakespeare wrote 154 love sonnets and not a single one about the boys being back in town 061 6
Reposted by Jamie 1947r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 29/07/2026EVERY TEEN GIRL IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF LA: Jared Leto groomed and sexually assaulted me HOLLYWOOD: Jaaareddd. Did you do that, Jared. TINY BABY JARED LETO: [tugs Hollywood down by its sleeve, whispers in its ear] HOLLYWOOD: OK. Ok I'll tell them. Yeah no I dunno he says he didn't do it 850394 503
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Meanwhile Emily Wilson LOVED Mandolorian and Grogu, like make it make sense 020 2
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Yo, I’m The Hood the hood’s my hat Remember “Ironheart”? I was in that 020 2
Reposted by Jamie 1947pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is 1344425505 4.4K
Reposted by Jamie 1947Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026concerts should be at most 25 minutes long. like 7 songs. actually why am I even there to begin with. you know what, never mind do whatever you want 2325 32
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 24/07/2026oof. your favorite thinker finishes your favorite book and says “first of all, neat font” 000 0
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In defense of Threads, when I block or mute accounts over there it’s because they’re genuinely offensive or wrongheaded. When I block or mute accounts on Blueksy it’s because the cringe is so deep it feels like it’s in my bones, and it feels like it will stay in my bones forever 041 4
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Raw dogging The Odyssey (seeing it in standard format) 020 2
Reposted by Jamie 1947Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing 39717 97
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I wish she could incept terrible memories into her enemies, images so tormenting that her victims lose their minds and self immolate. When the haters say “Hillary killed them” she just laughs and points to the fact they did it to themselves. 020 2
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Instead of being my current weight and feeling bloated all the time, I’d really like to be 20 pounds less and feel bloated all the time 041 4
Reposted by Jamie 1947Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text 2772247 772