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Runner, nerd, odd taste in music, easily distracted by cats. He/him. Bisexual.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 3h
All of it or just a boner part?
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reading recommendation (also, is it a coincidence that Ronaldo throws his attention seeking paddy in the same window as Messi retiring from international football?)
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Ian M @marriotti67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He probably thinks this award is about him.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have run further in 2026 (731.4km) than in any other calendar year I've been alive. And there's still around a quarter of the year left!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the Russo we've been missing!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My ongoing FC Magdeburg save in Football Manager, where I try and get them back on par with Man City regarding the trophies won, is about to get a whole lot easier
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Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the FT’s subeditors know <exactly> what they’re doing here…
The headline ‘a meeting a day keeps the robots away’ sits above an article written by Sarah O’Connor
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unusually it's Arsenal who are the team in red ruining my weekend, after Worthing scored a late winner earlier today
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also we can finally get our revenge on the buggers for the 1999 Division Two playoff final
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Say hello to a familiar face!" says Google Photos, offering a slideshow featuring Beyonce, Phoebe Bridgers and Olivia Rodrigo - three artists who have seldom been considered triplets.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wish Spotify would stop turning on the "repeat" option every time I play something
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Further Macklemore stats: More total streams (since March 2023) than Bowie, Prince, Madonna or U2 and also more than Chappell Roan, Gracie Abrams or Benson Boone
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When Taylor Swift met Ed Sheeran she was disturbed by how obsessed with his charts and streams he was. If Taylor Swift thinks you're too obsessed with charts and sales then you're an addict. Accounts of Sheeran watching his streams go up, sweating like a gambler. That's how you end up like this
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me, earlier: "I'm getting too old for London shows, next year it's gonna have to really be a special band for me to make that trek, probably gonna limit myself to 2 or 3 at most." The Warning, two hours later: *announces a London show* So, those other two gigs are gonna need to be pretty special.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have just left the Emirates and arrived at the O2. I feel like I should play a Sega Dreamcast on a JVC TV to complete the set.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Project Runway are really going all out with their unconventional materials challenges www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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Two threads torn in Bayeux Tapestry on journey to London from France
The Bayeux Tapestry arrived in the UK in July following a top secret, high security operation
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's something pleasingly symmetrical about starting a re-read of a book in the same pub you finished it the last time.
A picture of a paperback copy of "House Of Sky And Breath" by Sarah J Maas on a pub tableA picture of an e-reader displaying"House Of Sky And Breath" by Sarah J Maas on the same pub table
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
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Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Old railway station? For less than £80k? Why, I'd be a fool not to get it!
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
According to JK Rowling this dish is automatically a woman
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Leverage: Parker Demands a Lawyer
Alt: Leverage: Parker Demands a Lawyer
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So, it turns out if you're on a server for a trio of musicians in their early twenties, in which the general democratic is 70% middle aged rockers and 30% gen z lesbians, describing the band's latest post as looking "cunty" can cause quite a schism.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window cat: no
Felix the polydactyl cat and self appointed union leader of the crew, performing political protest at the poor quality of breakfast service the last few days
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(Also took physical damage on my run by smacking myself in the eye with a tree branch - an impressive feat for a glasses wearer)
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Oh, a podcast episode on power ballads? That sounds ideal to accompany my run and surely won't give me any psychic damage whatsoever!" *Two minutes in* "They did this on Glee. They did this one on Glee. Glee covered this one. I remember this from Glee."
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Something's wrong with my football score app, it's showing Gillingham as *winning* 4-0. They're playing away so clearly the score has been reversed somehow.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Boy howdy, this imperial chilli's even spicier than the romantasy book I just finished reading!
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is this the greatest nutmeg ever?? 🤯 🎥: @denversummitfc.bsky.social
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love cheese but boundaries must be drawn.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Where the FUCK is Carly Rae Jepsen?!?!?!?!?
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was in a field in Suffolk. We were on a caravan holiday in Felixstowe, hadn't put on the radio and didn't have a TV in the van, and went out for a boot fair where they told us that the disco was cancelled due to the terrible news.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wrestling's fun
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"We've upgraded your seats for the wrasslin' on Sunday, you're now in the nicer Club Level area." Oh go on then, if you insist.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Garmin needs a "you're having a laugh, right?!" response to suggested training plans. Less than 4 min/km is not so much a "challenging pace" as it is "literally faster than I've ever run in my life"
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Starting to worry that my dream last night about Kylie dying might turn out to be prophetic...
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Kylie Minogue in Leespoons
ALT: Kylie Minogue in Leespoons
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no jfc not that one
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
"Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch a clock over a cactus" - Salvador Dali Parton (This joke caught me so off guard I got weird looks for laughing out loud on a morning train, @alicefraser.bsky.social )
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES IVE GOT GREAT ASS TOO
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