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@jamesvt.bsky.social
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Runner, nerd, odd taste in music, easily distracted by cats. He/him. Bisexual.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
All of it or just a boner part?
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 23h
Tanz der Vampir?
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reading recommendation (also, is it a coincidence that Ronaldo throws his attention seeking paddy in the same window as Messi retiring from international football?)
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found so many silly little mistakes (missing words on standard paragraphs, 29 year olds winning young player of the year) that I struggled to click with it. Although I'm still not sure that an American coach being sent to learn English was a mistake or shade!
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Ian M @marriotti67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He probably thinks this award is about him.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was our first dance when I married my wife, looking forward to this column!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have run further in 2026 (731.4km) than in any other calendar year I've been alive. And there's still around a quarter of the year left!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the Russo we've been missing!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And you can't ask them to move, because if you engage them in conversation they'll just go on and on
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gorgeous tube station in Uxbridge too
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adding The Terminator and Ex Machina to the spooky season watch list
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My ongoing FC Magdeburg save in Football Manager, where I try and get them back on par with Man City regarding the trophies won, is about to get a whole lot easier
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Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the FT’s subeditors know <exactly> what they’re doing here…
The headline ‘a meeting a day keeps the robots away’ sits above an article written by Sarah O’Connor
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't blame her for getting the bag, tbh - just wish we could've shown her what she was missing!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still time for a Cerci masterclass though, he says optimistically
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unusually it's Arsenal who are the team in red ruining my weekend, after Worthing scored a late winner earlier today
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also we can finally get our revenge on the buggers for the 1999 Division Two playoff final
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, the ampersand derby
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Say hello to a familiar face!" says Google Photos, offering a slideshow featuring Beyonce, Phoebe Bridgers and Olivia Rodrigo - three artists who have seldom been considered triplets.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wish Spotify would stop turning on the "repeat" option every time I play something
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have banned the use of closing brackets.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If the trains play ball, the Foresters Arms is a nice little pub. I appreciate it's the wrong way from the station but it's only a brief walk.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Further Macklemore stats: More total streams (since March 2023) than Bowie, Prince, Madonna or U2 and also more than Chappell Roan, Gracie Abrams or Benson Boone
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When Taylor Swift met Ed Sheeran she was disturbed by how obsessed with his charts and streams he was. If Taylor Swift thinks you're too obsessed with charts and sales then you're an addict. Accounts of Sheeran watching his streams go up, sweating like a gambler. That's how you end up like this
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Lena Lena Meyer Landrut
ALT: Lena Lena Meyer Landrut
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My payout for being delayed around an hour total on both journeys is shaping up to be roughly the cost of the third Crescent City book. There are upsides!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me, earlier: "I'm getting too old for London shows, next year it's gonna have to really be a special band for me to make that trek, probably gonna limit myself to 2 or 3 at most." The Warning, two hours later: *announces a London show* So, those other two gigs are gonna need to be pretty special.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good shout, I'm not home at the moment so I'll use that!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This found 50% of the intended target audience in less than a minute.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have just left the Emirates and arrived at the O2. I feel like I should play a Sega Dreamcast on a JVC TV to complete the set.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Project Runway are really going all out with their unconventional materials challenges www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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Two threads torn in Bayeux Tapestry on journey to London from France
The Bayeux Tapestry arrived in the UK in July following a top secret, high security operation
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's why I'm still on the fence about upgrading
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's serving me well! The only issue I have is that it's not USB-C, all other aspects are top!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think, as well as being sat at the same table, I'm wearing the same jeans too. They've probably been washed in the intervening two years.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's something pleasingly symmetrical about starting a re-read of a book in the same pub you finished it the last time.
A picture of a paperback copy of "House Of Sky And Breath" by Sarah J Maas on a pub tableA picture of an e-reader displaying"House Of Sky And Breath" by Sarah J Maas on the same pub table
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
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Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Old railway station? For less than £80k? Why, I'd be a fool not to get it!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No, just speculation
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think there's something BIG coming that bands are trying to get ahead of
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
According to JK Rowling this dish is automatically a woman
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Leverage: Parker Demands a Lawyer
Alt: Leverage: Parker Demands a Lawyer
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Twenty minutes this argument's been raging back and forth so far. The annoying thing is that my genuine attempts to wind people up fall flat, but I pay one compliment - using slang common to the band's generation - and all hell breaks loose!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So, it turns out if you're on a server for a trio of musicians in their early twenties, in which the general democratic is 70% middle aged rockers and 30% gen z lesbians, describing the band's latest post as looking "cunty" can cause quite a schism.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window cat: no
Felix the polydactyl cat and self appointed union leader of the crew, performing political protest at the poor quality of breakfast service the last few days
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(Also took physical damage on my run by smacking myself in the eye with a tree branch - an impressive feat for a glasses wearer)
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