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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀

@jamesvt.bsky.social
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Runner, nerd, odd taste in music, easily distracted by cats. He/him. Bisexual.

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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's something pleasingly symmetrical about starting a re-read of a book in the same pub you finished it the last time.
A picture of a paperback copy of "House Of Sky And Breath" by Sarah J Maas on a pub tableA picture of an e-reader displaying"House Of Sky And Breath" by Sarah J Maas on the same pub table
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Same.
A cute black cat sprawls regally on a dark green footstool
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Look at it though!
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*Handel's Hallelujah Chorus plays in the background*
Cherry Jaffa cakes for a quid
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A black cat with hunting eyes in a cardboard boxA black cat lying on a green sofa appreciative of receiving scritches A black cat looking inquisitively at something behind her
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I will also accept it being the lead single to a follow up to Nicola Roberts' underrated first solo album, Cinderella's Eyes
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A screenshot of Helen Lovejoy from The Simpsons with text superimposed reading "Oh, won't somebody please think of the Keegan?"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My proposed Minister for AI
That Poppy
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Or, it seems, any players.
Screenshot of an Instagram story indicating that Worthing women's friendly on Wednesday against Portchester has been cancelled
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
From @tombreihan.bsky.social's excellent Number Ones column about Total Eclipse of the Heart (stereogum.com/2092526/the-...)
A screenshot of text reading "The term "power ballad" doesn't adequately describe "Total Eclipse Of The Heart," if only because the word "power" just doesn't have enough power. "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" is an extinction-level event rendered in musical form. It's pop music as heart-pounding, chest-thumping, blood-gargling, heavens-falling passion explosion. It's sheer spectacle. It's fireworks and lasers and lightning and thunder. It soars and swoops and barrel-rolls. The song flies along from one fiery climax to the next, and right when it seems like it's about to end, it takes off again and somehow becomes even bigger. Who the fuck cares what it's about?"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The thought process of every romantasy heroine, it seems:
A woman stands with her back to the camera, facing a dry erase board. The underlined heading reads "what I know about them". The only two bullet points read "maybe evil" in lowercase and, in large caps, "WOULD".
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Georgie is not as interested in this game as she is for the Frauen Bundesliga
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Somehow the rug fell off the drying rack but don't worry, it's under investigation.
A not-at-all guilty looking small black cat investigates a crumpled rug that has been pulled down from a laundry drying rack
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am taking it seriously but I couldn't resist this
A question reads "What methods to circumvent online safety rules do you think children in the UK use, beyond Virtual Private Networks (VPNs), or similar technologies?". The answer reads "Standing on each other's shoulders while wearing a trenchcoat"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The National League South is doing National League South things again (one game left, three points for a win, nine teams in with a chance of either promotion or entering the playoffs).
Screenshot of a league table showing Worthing in 1st place (automatic promotion) with 81 points, Hornchurch in 2nd with 80, Dorking 3rd with 78 (both playoff semi final places), Hemel Hempstead 4th also on 78 points, Torquay 5th on 77, Ebbsfleet 6th on 77, Weston-Super-Mare 7th on 77 (4th to 7th place gets playoff quarter final places), Maidenhead 8th on 76 points and Maidstone 9th with 74 points.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A middle aged man holds up a half-and-half football scarf for Wimbledon and the club that bought their league position, MK Dons
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from "Rep. Jack Kimble" (verified account) stating "The crowd at the Olympics was not booing JD Vance. If you've ever been at a sporting event where they yell Coop or Lou it sounds very similar. They were yelling JD."Screenshot of Hans Moleman from The Simpsons, season 6 episode 18 "A Star Is Burns", saying "I was saying 'boo-urns'."
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Timeline cleanse.
A small black cat snoozes on a red fluffy blanket
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm not convinced of this site's security.
A screenshot from a website payment screen asking the user to "Save this card as a favorite [sic] in a totally secure way"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This showed up in my Spotify library
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I understand only two of these nouns, and one of them is that bloody YouTuber.
A screenshot from the Stereogum newsletter reading "Curtains for Zoosha? Danielle addressed Bunnies as MrBeast entertained please to buy NewJeans". Both Danielle and NewJeans are bolded.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Father you must feed me, I am wasting away from hunger
A small black cat with a green collar stretched out in a doorway
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
One of the baby gays in the Discord has started watching Buffy for the first time, for Eliza Dushku. They've just got to the two-parter where Angel has a moment of true happiness. I'm so jealous of them experiencing this ride for the first time.
A Discord screenshot of user "ZEEB" saying OH MY GOD
James you werent kidding the lore is palpable
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Did not expect to find a memorial to a cameo character from some of self-published romance maven D'Ancey LaGuarde's novels on my trip, but it was lovely to see! @alicefraser.bsky.social
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
By Talos this cannot be happening again
Screenshot from the Hadestown website indicating that Nicola Roberts will not be performing in the musical on the day I have tickets for. Again.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
@uponthesea.bsky.social regional performances in France first, with the potential for international dates later.
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Looks like we picked the right day to watch this then
A review of the Madonna music video "Evita" which states "the opening scene where a guy announces to a cinema that the president's wife has died and the entire cinema just loses it and starts sobbing is so??? is this what britain was like when diana died"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A slightly delayed post of July's songs
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
FINE
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A thought, earlier: how do I convey to some women's football loving friends that I'm still living the high of England's Euros win, while 80% of the way through a 5k run? Gave it the old Chloe Kelly. They got exactly what I meant.
Chloe Kelly's OTHER iconic, European Championship winning celebration
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Pure poetry (from www.theguardian.com/football/202...)
A snippet from the linked article stating "Keira Walsh had been tightly marked by the great Alexia Putellas all game, but when Putellas failed to follow her, Walsh had time to turn and find Georgia Stanway on the edge of midfield. Stanway found Kelly, and her cross was met by a quite remarkable header by Alessia Russo: off balance, leaping away from goal, a neck of wrought iron, a forehead like an anvil, a goal of pure training and pure technique and above all pure longing. It was 57 minutes and England were level."
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Accidentally crashed the PSV Stuttgart post game team talk (I was sat here first)
James sneakily tries to take a selfie without the amateur football team behind him noticing
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
There's not many here at SV Inzigkofen, which is good because every single seat at the ground is in this picture
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It might be available when the paperback is out
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Best I can do is a signed copy
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
June, and the same song is top, just in a different language
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
@peterepeat.bsky.social
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Screengrab of a tweet from Charles Bramesco (@intothecrevasse) stating: "Every time I hear people getting worked up about Sabrina Carpenter, I imagine the mayor of a small town declaring, “I say we let the diminutive pervert play her music!” and then everyone cheers and then there’s a big dance number and then the credits roll"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
May's songs, and once again my stats are dominated by a German Eurovision entry, just like 2010
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Did I miss something?
A WWE title belt containing the Tottenham Hotspur logo. The caption reads "Congratulations Tottenham Hotspur on being European Champions in 2025!"
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
When I'm too hot sleeping and leave a leg out #Eurovision
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I've peaked already
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Montenegro: #Eurovision2025
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Brief highlights from the exhibition in BER Berlin Brandenburg Airport about the opening in 2020.
A souvenir notebook with the original June 2012 opening date An image of text stating that the original abbreviation for the airport was BBI and nobody noticed it was already in use until twenty years laterA reference in the exhibit to the Netflix series DarkIn the
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
March: never thought a TikTok star would grab me this much
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
March: back to the usual pop
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Jim-boo! 🐈‍⬛🕸️🦇🐀 @jamesvt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Accidentally got in the premium Southern railway carriage today, didn't realise they get chocolates on the seats!
A pretty grotty looking green railway seat with a chocolate in the centre. The sweet appears to be a mix of milk and white chocolateA pretty grotty looking green railway seat with a chocolate in the centre. The sweet appears to be a Malteser
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