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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A mere week and a half to go before next QL w/ @soozuk.bsky.social Luke Rollason, Enrico Touché, Marc Salmon and Verity Sharpe. We're about half sold so there'll definitely be tickets if you grab now. 10th Oct! Pay what you like, BYOB and a lovely time! www.ticketsource.com/quantum-leop...

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"Quantum Leopard S11E06 w/ SOOZ KEMPNER" at BOLD Elephant

Tickets are now available for Quantum Leopard S11E06 w/ SOOZ KEMPNER at BOLD Elephant, London on Saturday 10th October 2026 at 8:00PM. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets...

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just wrote a c1400 word bit covering some Very Big Topics and it's either a pile of self-indulgent toss, or one of the best things I've ever written. Or if you're not a fan of my material, maybe both

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Laleh Khalili @lalehkhalili.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What an absolutely brilliant scorching indictment of Sheeran, the BBC, and all the assholes both-siding a genocide www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...

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Lorna Finlayson | Public Positions

Given much of the coverage of the Ed Sheeran-Macklemore debacle, you could be forgiven for thinking that Sheeran had...

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS

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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In/near London? Sign up for this and get out and help in Holborn & St Pancras this Saturday.

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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I respond to your (good/funny) post with a (unhelpful/unfunny) quip, understand that even though I couldn't think of anything worthwhile to contribute, even though I knew it would make the world a little bit worse, nevertheless I reached out. That's how much I value our connection.

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

On a similar theme, but much harder work - you might consider Riddley Walker

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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A fourth (4th) substack, comprised of one (1) short story from yours truly: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/the-pump

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Opinions are like buttholes in that soon Tim will have two of them

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sanctioned by Israel? You mean you've been awarded a Right Side of History medal?

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Getting a lot of nice comments about the cinematography on this one. I think Steve Martin said the secret of comedy is: "be so good they can't ignore the lighting."

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

...and then I got off the bus 3/3

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There is a moral difference between the two. If the state cannot exercise its prerogative for the legitimate monopoly of force then it has forfeited its legitimacy. 2/3

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The state should defend itself vigorously against opposition from the right, and engage constructively with opposition from the left. This is because the left is trying to make a better world, and the right is trying to make a worse one. 1/3

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As a junior diplomat posted to Warsaw in the 1980s, April Fooled the spooks. Sent them a broken phone with some wires and microphone and asked if it was listening equipment. They were beyond excited. Didn't tell them it was the inside of a singing birthday card. London did.

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solomonhughes.bsky.social @solomonhughes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

(1)Burnham/Mahmood's plans to increase the wait for Indefinite Leave To Remain (ILR) to 15 Years should be big in Holborn+St.Pancras By-election- Its not a migration issue, its a workers rights issue. It doesn't change migrant numbers, it reduces rights of workers already here

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth

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an armored personnel carrier full of cats @hex.ooo · 25/08/2026

the father, the son, and the holy ghost

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Oh yeah you're a people pleaser? Name me three people you've pleased

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I work at a radio station. Before the advent of AI, I listened to most of the new music we received to know if it was any good. Now, whenever I receive a song with AI-generated image, I don't even press play, I know it's gonna be crap. I don't feel even remotely guilty for it.

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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social - Guess Who Vegan rewards Pun finalé Vibe check

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Both shows yesterday lovely, one full and one quite well attended but seats available. Just the one Guess Who today at 1910 at Carbon - it's a Monday so I'm confident in saying you'll definitely get a seat. Do say hello if you make it down!

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

First show today! Only here for week one! Do pop in! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

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Wheelchair Access, Wheelchair Accessible Toilets

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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 04/08/2026

This show is SO much fun, interactive (but not the kind that will make you panic and implode) and totally hilarious. Recommended! 🍓

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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 04/08/2026

We had James on the show last year doing this and it was incredible- you’ll have a great time - get along to it

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

At the Fringe? I'm doing this for about a week! James Ross Does Guess Who 3: Guess Hard With A Vengeance. My third audience-and-vibes based Guess Who show and I can absolutely 100% that it is definitely the most recent. Free Fringe so it's pay what you like. Say hi! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Realised I don't have DMing enabled because I don't want to give my ID to Bluesky. Email me james.ross@quantumleopard.club and we'll set up a call/chat?

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I am this! Please see other message and DM me if interested

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Hello! I am definitely this. I run a multi-award winning comedy night called Quantum Leopard. Going 11+ years, six Chortle awards for best night in London, no punching down on material, gender balanced booking, PWYL etc. Looking for new venue from April 2027 onwards. DM me?

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Gyms keep being advertised to me with "accountability" as a selling point. Like I should pay good money for the TA-reject PE teacher experience. I want the exact opposite of accountability. I want my exercise to be so unaccountable it's basically the IDF

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kren @kren.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I coach kids football. My team hasn't won a game all season. That's because I have an inclusive team and take all kids who want to play. I'm oversubscribed. I look down on coaches whose teams win because they kicked out all the weaker children.

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GOBLINS! @goblinspod.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Our guest actors for episode 5 were @lowrianndavies.bsky.social as Sleipnir and Jack Herauville as Fike. We even snuck in a little extra @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social as The Twizzle Bridge Troll.

graphic with a red background. Headshots of Lowri and Jack with the text, 'Lowri Ann Davies as Sleipnir. Jack Herauville as Fike.'

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Okay Flag Christmas is over. Like regular Christmas you've got twelve days to take down the decorations before they're a bit racist again

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Me, a rough tough fat little middle aged woman: Regularly walking through London with a laptop, phone, bank cards etc etc just for work like a normal adult Big strapping alpha blokes in Nige's imagination: hewp, is too skewwy to wear watch, pwease tell me how many bongs der time is mister big bens

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"On a hot day like this, a cup of tea actually cools you down," says my dad, applying an expired bottle of factor 5 suncream to a face so sunburned you can still see it when you blink.

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So what you're saying is that actually my voice hasn't aged a day in ten years

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James Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

HCWR is a real debt collection company. Whether this text is actually from them is another question. It's extremely possible that your council has passed this debt over to them.

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