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Laura Lexx

@lauralexx.bsky.social
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Comedian, author of Klopp Actually and Pivot, always wants some distraction…

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Andy @fetch13.bsky.social · 22h
@lauralexx.bsky.social is on at the Lemon Tree tonight and I'm gutted that I'm going to miss the show (because Reasons). I caught a preview at the Fringe and loved it.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This one's a really good let off steam... I like it when something comes up in the room that clearly hits a nerve. It's like finding a seam of minerals when you're mining - you're like, oh - this anger at the way GP surgeries are run is real and energetic.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My bday episode of Lexx Education is now out on our patreon page! Every year for each of our birthdays we get a treat to choose our favourite subject to discuss and this year for my 40th I chose my favourite film - the 1995 classic Rom Com "While You Were Sleeping". www.patreon.com/lexxeducatio...
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Laura's 40th Birthday: While You Were Sleeping! | Lexx Education
Laura's 40th Birthday: While You Were Sleeping! by Lexx Education on Patreon. Join Lexx Education's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My kid: Can we listen to the very very noisy beetle song? *five minutes of deciphering later* In the car happily listening to Centipede by Knife Party AKA the very very noisy beetle song 🥰😂🥰
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Birthday to me. It’s my 40th Birthday today. I am so grateful to be aging safely. I thought I’d pick today to share Slinky with you all… so it’s available on YouTube to watch at your pleasure. youtu.be/Kp4hkdRcHkI?...
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Slinky
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debsparris.bsky.social @debsparris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@lauralexx.bsky.social Brilliant night in Canterbury! I hyped you up so much before bringing my friend tonight that the bar was dangerously high, but you completely cleared it, she walked out a total die-hard fan. Thanks for such a fun evening.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a dream last night that the Taunton Brewhouse Theatre shut down before my tour show there and I had to do the show at my parents’ house. So I guess that settles what we’re discussing in therapy next week EASY
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Need an Overton miracle here
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watch these men desperately try and "win" heckling"
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wild how easy it is to make a man want you dead
A comment from under a video of my stand up saying “obnoxious, foul mouthed woman, shouldn’t be anywhere near a stage. Unless it’s got a gallows on it.”
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XS Malarkey Comedy Club @xsmalarkey.com · 22/09/2026
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS... Back in 1997 @tobyhadoke.bsky.social had the dream of creating a little comedy haven where the people of Manchester can laugh their Tuesdays away, and 29 years later we're still here and ready to celebrate!
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just bought a burrito and ate it while walking so you can absolutely imagine how much tin foil I’ve got in me right now
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think we need to retire the term billionaire and start referring to them as “people with money poisoning”
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Gwillo @gwillothecat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go see @lauralexx.bsky.social on her new Yo-yo tour. She’s bloody brilliant. As a first born son on glp1 meds 50% of the show seemed like a personal attack on me but I’m not going to hold that against her!
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LEEDS - unlike the Ashes I am not shirking you on my latest tour! Two dates in London? Pah - I'm not even doing one! But I do choose Leeds... so there you go, that's as good as getting an Ashes test right? 12th November... come and see Yo-Yo!
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes living with myself is like being Fenton and Fenton’s owner
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Hugh Shanahan @hughshanahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I saw @lauralexx.bsky.social new show tonight in Guildford. Lots of fun - do go! (And bring Florentine biscuits - she likes 'em)
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trumpetmike.bsky.social @trumpetmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just seen the superb new show Yo-yo from @lauralexx.bsky.social at SOLD OUT Guildford If you get the chance to see it, you must - absolutely hilarious
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I truly truly love being on my own tour. Like, I've always loved stand up - obviously - but being out under my own name and people being excited for the new ideas I've put together. I think this is making it baby. This is the it.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OXFORD OXFORD OXFORD! Are you in the vicinity of Oxford and want something spectacular to do on Friday night?! Yo-Yo is coming to Oxford and it's the only one of the tour my husband can see so I desperately want it to go well... if you know a good laugher than can come please send them!
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Laura Lexx: Yo-Yo | Old Fire Station, Oxford
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This summer Britain burnt. 3000 people died from the heat. Yet this Government is drilling for more gas, despite scientist warnings & it won't make a difference to bills in the UK. We need to double down on renewables, not bend to the wishes of fossil fuel bosses. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jackdaw gas field set to be approved as soon as mid-September, sources say
The government is set to give the go-ahead for the gas field off the coast of Aberdeen, the BBC understands.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kiddo in her school uniform and off to school and I can’t stop crying. I’m so grateful to have had her, & to keep having her & keep waking up to her happy & excited. There were so many points where I thought I’d never get to be a mum & every time I get to do one of these dreams I feel so overwhelmed
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The worst part about aging is going to bed thirsty and then still waking up at 3am basically a bag of piss on legs
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think it’s cos when someone shit dies their entire shitty empire corporation marches on like a much spreading Goliath but when someone great dies they felt like a solo beacon. Goodness feels so fragile
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The trick to being a good comedian is not noticing something other people haven't noticed, but noticing something other people haven't noticed they have noticed.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ before it’s even finished? I’m telling you… this might be my best show yet.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Two romantics interrupted by an old crone :)
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Being on stage while all those emergency alerts kept going off was weird. I think dystopian gets overused but because of the nature of the problem, and the reality of the governments' response I'd use it here.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We've stuck a little London date of Yo-Yo on sale! Want to see it for a mere £1 and in the capital? Grab a ticket for 3rd September... thetopsecretcomedyclub.co.uk/events-listi...
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sitting in a bar at the Ed Fringe listening to a “well thought of critic” discuss how every comedian now “identifies as a sea urchin” and wondering if perhaps they have misunderstood comedians’ urge to simply walk into the sea when that critic is around
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I go harsher than anyone should on a human really here - naturally I wouldn't wish ill on anyone but it's the contrast of how much I'd been tripping over myself to be welcoming to the outcome that just made this perfect.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In a world that monetises your feeling of powerlessness, finding little ways to snip and bite back are essential to feeling like you belong here as much as the next person.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm just absolutely gutted about today's show being flooded out at the Edinburgh Fringe. We were about fifteen minutes in to a very cosy show and then had to evacuate due to the venue flooding... I'm so sorry to the audience who came, I feel awful letting you down.
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a little gag in my new show about the Battle of Towton and there's been a persistent voice in my head saying "cut this joke, no one gets it, it's stubbornly niche and stupid to keep in" but I've left it and left it and left it and then yesterday it got a round of applause I WIN
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We just had to call the fire service because someone has deliberately started a fire in the woods opposite our house. I could cry. I can’t fathom how our species feels so insulated from responsibility in the micro and macro
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Jasper @notaspacerock.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Go check out the funny stuff that uh, butterfly effect-ed my entire life into being not shit? It's very good I promise (I still haven't seen Slinky but *soon*, can confirm everyone who's seen it rates highly)
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I asked my husband to plan more stuff for the family and now I’m spending tomorrow at Peppa Pig world and I wish I would just shut my stupid fucking asshole mouth
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hello pleasure seekers... I've stuck my most recent tour show Slinky out on Patreon for you have to a gander at... watch the show AND get access to all the extra content from my podcast Lexx Education in one sweet sweet cosy place... www.patreon.com/lexxeducatio...
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
At this point I don’t understand how we’re not banning bonfires. I love backing on to the South Downs and my neighbour is literally blazing up a storm right now. It feels like madness
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My 4yo just asked me what “at” means and I went to explain it and then pulled up realising I have absolutely no idea how to describe it. My mouth opened and the concrete answer was gone. Like when you try to explain a dream and forget it in the instant of looking at it
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I decided to watch Sleeping With The Enemy tonight. Never seen it before. Theres fifteen minutes to go and I think I might turn it off here so it’s a lovely story about a woman getting her life back instead of the tense woman alone in a house ending I think is coming
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh cool, that should be easy to find later
An alert on my phone that my MacBook has been left behind and was last seen “near the North Sea”
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Le Mans Pubis
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just my kid, tearing up my self esteem one bath at a time
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is why humans need to be involved in systems at some stage of a process
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A compilation of moments from a single show… the last one is very cathartic…
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I saw To Kill A Mockingbird at the theatre tonight. Cultured and stuff I am. Aaron Sorkin adaptation and a really good watch but… I have thoughts about it. Anyone else seen it and had thoughts?
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The roar when it turned out he was actually American 😂
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